Sunday, September 13, 2009

The Best Intern

This past week I massaged someone who has been a regular patronizer of the Hands on School of Massage Intern Program for the past four years (call 866-8911 for an appointment...with me of course).

When we're done massaging, the client has to fill out a five question questionnaire which includes an area for comments.

Guess what he wrote?!

Just guess.

It said, and no, I am not making this up, "The best intern I've ever experienced."

I read that and I was all like, "So, can I kiss you now or later?"

And he was all like, "I didn't know that was part of the $40 massage package."

And I was all like, "It totally is now!"

Ok.

So that conversation didn't really happen.

But that's what I felt like.

Because I know massage is completely subjective and someone might hate what he loved, but it's always nice to know if/when you're making a difference to the clients on your table.

And plus, now I can tell everyone I'm the best.

And everyone will want to book with me.

Right, people?

Have I mentioned the phone number is 866-8911?

And just to make myself perfectly clear, no, kissing is not included.

Not even if you write something nice on my evaluation form.

4 comments:

Paul and Amy Lopez said...

i am SOOO proud of you.....just confirms what i already knew, you are AMAZING!!!

Kristen said...

That is great. I sooo wish I could make an appointment.

Holli said...

Erin, I just have to tell you that I've had 2 dreams, back to back, about a guy in a red sports car stalking you. So, please be careful! :0)

The Livingstones said...

If i happened to be in texas, i would definitely call the number and get a massage. Then, I'd write all kinds of amazing things about your massage, and also that you had nice legs. Hey, can you send me the recipe to those taquitos - however you spell it? I want to take them to the RS General Meeting. So - chop chop! I must now scrape the dried smashed noodles and other unrecognizable things off my floor and mop it.