1. For Heaven Sake, people. Seriously. This morning at 10:00 am, YES. I ATE A PICKLE. The Nurse brought me one and YES. I ATE IT. I did. I fully admit it. I wasn't trying to hide it. No, I wasn't craving it. But I will be more careful what I eat in the future. Because SEVEN people observed me eating the pickle. And all seven wanted to know "if there's something I wanted to tell them." Can't I just eat a pickle and not be pregnant?
2. I really want to buy some fake eyelashes and wear them. But I don't know how to put them on. Or take them off. And I'm scared if I wore them they would fall off and into my food at some point. And I might eat them. That freaks me out because when they're not on your eye, they look like spiders.
3. I'm really missing my overall shorts. I had to throw them away because they got a hole in the crotch. A patient just came in wearing some and I was jealous. Too bad I don't look very good in them or I would run out and buy some today.
4. Husband and I rode down to check out the damage from "The Beaumont Tornado". I'm kind of strange in that when there's something like that, I want there to be some destruction. I mean, not at my house but if it's anywhere else, I want to see some stuff ripped up. Because if it's not, in my mind, it's not a real tornado. Anyway, I was slightly disappointed at what the tornado had accomplished. Although I am happy no one was hurt.
5. Husband went to his first day of school on Monday only to find that Lamar University had dropped all his classes. Even though he'd already paid tuition. He was able to get all of his classes back eventually - except the Internet class that would have saved him from having to go down there every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday for one hour. And believe me, people, finding parking at the university at that time of day is no laughing matter.
6. And speaking of school, it seems The Instructor was unable to record attendance or test grades down to the massage school. Now I have to gather up all my tests and meet with their new "compliance officer". If I don't have some of the tests I have to do an on-the-spot oral test over the material. Please, oh, please, oh, please let me have all of my tests! As if the school wasn't already a big enough joke, now I have to pay for his mistakes. Awesome.
7. Tomorrow is my last day at The Doctor's Office. FREE FREE FREE! I start my new job on Monday.
8. The Doctor has gone ahead and hired a new lady. She's a smart one and is picking everything up faster than I ever did. I love people like that.
9. All of my hair is falling out. Like in handfuls. I keep looking for bald spots. As if I didn't already have enough troubles with my un-thick hair.
10. I got sunburned a little while I was at home. It was fabulous. I'm not going to lie, I'm happy to have some color. Before I went home I was looking very vampire-esque. Pasty is not my style.
2 comments:
1. Unless the pickle is encased in ice cream, it doesn't count as a homeopathic pregnancy detector.
2. They require glue. I'd probably glue my finger to my eyelid and have it stuck there for days. That'd be embarrassing.
4. Is it bad that every time the sirens go off here I look outside and think, "Geez people, it isn't even raining and doesn't look that bad" and when I think they should go off because the rain and hail are blowing HORIZONTALLY because of the wind then they aren't going off? Who decides to sound the alarm anyways? Maybe they should put me in charge.
5. One thing I miss about Texas is they always name their schools after really important people. They don't do that here. Shame.
6. You know your stuff. Just relax. You could teach that whole class.
7. Please, go do something fun and celebrate (responsibly, of course)
8. I luv smrt peeple.
9. If you find a good deal on eyelashes, maybe they could throw in a free wig, just for fun.
10. I guess you won't be in costume for the "New Moon" premiere, will you? Pity. I needed someone to go with me. (haha).
Hey... just figured out that our friends from Korean (not Korean natives, mind you) are in fact Beaumont natives. Hilton is the last name. This particular family is air force and now lives in VA, so you probably won't run into them, but one of the brothers was/is the stake president and another relative (dad or grandpa maybe) was the stake patriarch. If the extended fam is anything like the family we know, they rock and should just go ahead and be translated.
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