1. I'm tired of smelling like a wet dog. It's so hot outside and that means that I sweat even more than I usually do. That leads to smelling musty. All the time.
2. And speaking of it being hot, if bowl cuts were still in, I would totally run down to the salon right now and get one. Or perhaps I would opt for a totally classy Sinead O'Conner. I might look stupid but at least my head wouldn't swelter.
3. A woman actually used the word "persnickity" on the phone with me today. As in, "Medicaid is getting pretty persnickity." Uhhhh....who uses that word in real life coversations?
4. What the heck is up with all of these politicians who can't be faithful? I mean, I think that pretty much covers it since in the last year, three high profile politicians have admitted to affairs with other women and two with other men. And all but one have been republicans who claim that they are on higher moral ground. Let's keep it in our pants there, killer.
5. I have to face Big Mike in class for the first time since the bad draping incident. I'm going to sit in the back. And try not to think about what happened...
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