The New Receptionist after I'd showed her pictures of my tomatoes and green peppers, "Man, now you're going to turn into one of those weird ladies who's always trying to give vegetables to everyone."
My question is, why does a woman handing out vegetables have to be weird? At the Ruby Valley church during the summer, there's always a mass of squash and zucchini in the kitchen for the taking. Besides, I'm not giving away any of my tomatoes. Not even if people beg. I'm going to eat every single one of them.
The New Receptionist (who also happens to be pregnant) after eating a frosting doused piece of The Nurse's birthday cake, "I'm tellin' ya. With the way I'm eating, all this baby's gonna get from me is half and half. No 2% milk coming from this cow."
This has nothing to do with The New Receptionist, but one of my friends posted this story on his Facebook page: "The posh bakery shop in Split, Croatia, had been broken into almost every week until they put up the poster of the karate champ with a sign saying: "This shop is under the protection of Chuck Norris."
I'm totally getting one of those signs. I'm going to put it in my car window.
2 comments:
so chuck is actually a karate champ? i thought it was just awesome special effects and a stunt double.
So does the "weird lady" ship her produce to Ohio? =)
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