Today at church I showed the kids a picture of Husband and I standing outside the temple on our wedding day. The lesson was on being thankful, so I was asking different questions about what the temple means to us. I said, "Do you guys know what blessings you get when you're married in the temple?"
Child-From-Hell raised his hand and blurted out, "YOU GET SOME BOOTY!"
I admit it. I laughed. So hard I almost peed my pants. Because technically, in most cases, he's right.