Sunday, November 30, 2008

Dear Plaxico Burress,

First of all, I think you are a liar, liar, pants on fire. I can't wait until the real story about how you "accidentally" shot yourself in the leg comes out. What was it? A drug deal? A thug fest? A look-I-have-a-Glock-and-think-I'm-Wyatt-Earp party? Really.

Even former-NBA-star-gun-enthusiast-who-can-barely-speak-intelligible-English (he can't help it, he grew up in Louisiana), Karl Malone said on national TV that as a professional athlete, you "don't need to be carry no gun. Karl Malone say no."

Now that we have that out of the way, I just wanted to say that if your story is true and you put a gun down the back of your pants (or the front for that matter) without the safety on, you deserve to be shot. This is why idiots who are not aware of gun safety should not be allowed to purchase or carry a weapon.

I guess it just goes to show that being rich can buy you anything but it can't cure stupid.

Best wishes on a speedy recovery and a short prison sentence,

Erin

2 comments:

Porter Family said...

HA HA HA HA! You're hilarious. He got what he deserved. Man, it's like his parents skipped the "we don't run with sharp knives" family home evening or something.

Kristen said...

:) Loved that post!