Machete Whip

I just got through with a conversation with a 70-year-old African American woman. She said that someone she knows well was very nearly beaten to death during a home robbery this past weekend.

While there's nothing funny about that, her response to it is: "I tell dem po-lice, I say, you come rob my house, I machete whip yo ass. I have a machete at each door. Don't you come my house, try take my stuff. I don't mess wit dat pistol whip. No sa, I take yo head off."

Thieves, consider yourselves warned. This senior citizen is not messing around.