I've Been Thinking...

1. If you've got red hair, you should avoid being a cheerleader at any school where you have to wear an orange turtleneck. Believe me, sister, it's not your best look.

2. I think there should be a minimum age on tattoos. Like 42. In any case, no one in college should be allowed to get one because they will surely do something stupid - like getting "hoochie mama" tattooed on their lower back.

3. I think that once you start losing your sense of smell, you should be banned from wearing perfume in public places. There was a lady at the grocery store that I could literally smell from the opposite end of the aisle.

4. I have a hard time with really intense people regardless of the situation - I have no idea how to talk to them. They kind of scare me. The only thing I can think to say is, "WHOA! Calm down there, killer!"

5. I think nasty Halloween candy should be banned. If it's not chocolate, it's not candy.

6. I think that you should only have to go to church twice a month. That way you wouldn't have to listen to the same people speak in sacrament meeting twice a year. Either that or you should get a root beer float every time you go.

7. I think the TV networks should avoid showing football games like Illinois vs. Iowa. No one wants to watch that.

8. I don't think they should have attendants by the free samples at the grocery store. I had to pretend that I liked the cheese sample today because there was someone standing there (who, by the way, looked like a hobbit). I really wanted to spit it out.

9. I think someone should think about redesigning the basic band uniform. They are not now nor have they ever been attractive.

10. I don't know why fat rolls on babies are considered cute while you are ridiculed for them when you get older.