Here is a list of things Crazy had in her purse today that she took out MULTIPLE times to spread all over my desk under the guise of looking for her keys:
1. Grannie panties - color cream (which she smoothed out on the counter)
2. A giant wad of latex gloves (where she got them, who knows)
3. A tube of Vagisil cream
4. Stool softener
5. An economy sized bottle of NyQuil
6. A bottle of Flonase
7. Sanitary wipes (from her OBGYN office)
I guess the good news is that she is prepared for very nearly anything.
4 comments:
i'm going to put some undies in my purse right now. you just never know when you'll need to freshen up, by, you know, changing your undies.
Ummm...I forgot to mention that the undies that she had in her purse weren't exactly "fresh". I mean, this is the same lady who brings in old, wadded up Kleenex so the doctor can see the color of her snot. She's nasty.
well - i guess she had to freshen up BEFORE you got ahold of her purse....how exactly did you have the occassion to look through it again??
I didn't. She brought them in like that. And then smoothed them out on my desk THREE times. I'm sorry, but keep that in your purse and NEVER take them out.
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