Monday, July 28, 2008

Things I Learned Last Week

1. Thanks to Dr. Sanjay Gupta (CNN), I now know why mosquitoes LOVE me. Apparently mosquitoes LOVE people who sweat due to the fact that sweating brings lactic acid to the surface of your skin.

2. The day you decide to get your state inspection on your car is ALWAYS the day that the state inspector is off.

3. Tae Bo is dangerous and can cause soreness so severe that you will think you have actually torn your hip flexor.

4. Making Japanese food in America is easy - unless you decide to leave it on the stove for 20 extra minutes on the "warm" setting while waiting for Husband to come home from work and all of the vegetables and yakisoba get overcooked.

5. If you are looking to buy anything out of the ordinary, don't shop at Walmart.

6. CNN doesn't always tell the whole truth (except Sanjay Gupta).

7. You can't believe everything you see on the Internet - this includes "science experiments" that you rush home to try.

8. Andouille sausage fajitas are DELICIOUS.

9. Husband can utilize six pillows at one time.

10. If you buy hair products that are "guaranteed to protect hair from frizz even in 80% humidity", the humidity will jump to 100% overnight.

1 comment:

Zaehringers said...

You are so funny.

You obviously are a Sanjay Gupta fan but do you ever watch Glen Beck? He is funny and you would love him.

I need help making Japanese food. Will you teach me?

Hey when does DWTS and Surviver start?