Tuesday, July 29, 2008

My Next Career

I've often thought about becoming an American Gladiator...after I get back into shape, that is. Then, last night while watching the semi-finals, I was introduced to HELGA. Hey, if Helga can do it so can I! Wouldn't I look cute in this makeshift Wonder Woman costume (not to mention the Wonder Woman bracelet...which, I believe, is hindering her ability to flex fully because I don't see any sort of bicep to speak of)?? The only thing I would change would be that I would actually have a Lasso of Truth to make it more authentic...and my name would be The Female Hulk.

4 comments:

Teagan said...

Dude, Erin, it is scary how much we have in common. Not only is American Gladiators pretty much my favorite all time show but Helga is one of my all time favorite female gladiators (second only to crush or the chick I call white trash gladiator because her outfit is a leotard with a circle cut out the side and she wears a scrunchie).

Teagan said...

Dude, Erin, it is scary how much we have in common. Not only is American Gladiators pretty much my favorite all time show but Helga is one of my all time favorite female gladiators (second only to crush or the chick I call white trash gladiator because her outfit is a leotard with a circle cut out the side and she wears a scrunchie).

The Pittmeister said...

I don't know if you're noticed, but "Helga" kind of looks like a man!

Erin said...

I am going to be looking up White Trash Gladiator...I didn't see her the other night.