Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Birth Control

I have found that there are three places you have to visit before you consider having children:
  1. Church
  2. The grocery store
  3. A family reunion

If, after your observatory period in the afore mentioned places, you still want to have children, you are either completely deranged or a saint. In either case, may God bless your efforts...you'll need it.

1 comment:

Porter Family said...

Another good way is to babysit a family of 5 overnight. Then, you cry yourself to sleep for the next 2 months of your pregnancy because you failed to do the babysitting job when you weren't pregnant and all you can think of at night when you're sobbing is, "They only come one at a time...they only come one at a time."