As I was kneeling on the bathroom floor (in my skirt) at the doctor's office this morning cleaning putrid old man diarrhea off the toilet, wall, and floor (it was apparently explosive), the only thing I could think was, "PLEASE PHONE! PLEASE RING! PLEASE CALL TO TELL ME I GOT ANOTHER JOB. PLEASE."
The phone didn't ring. No new job for Erin.
I guess the only good thing that came out of the bathroom cleaning was the fact that I didn't get anything more than the dry heaves and therefore didn't have to clean up my own vomit on top of the diarrhea. Now I know that all the mothers out there think that I am a wimp and that cleaning up feces is no big deal. BELIEVE ME, IT'S A BIG DEAL.
3 comments:
Who says its not a big deal? Maybe I'm still new to the game but for me, it's still a BIG deal.
And, as far as getting a new job's concerned, perk up. If Lamar takes half as long to hire people as they do everything else, you're still clear. Trust me... THEY'RE SSSSLLLLOOOOWWW!
Umm, poop is only cool if it is your kid. It can be the same poop from two different kids and you can only tolerate your own kids without gagging. I still gag when I clean out yucky old milk sippy cups. Plus, adult feces is in a whole ballpark unto itself. That is just plain nasty. So, to answer your question, YES IT IS AN EXTREMELY BIG DEAL AND ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE IS A MORON.
Man, that sucks having to clean up explosive adult diarrhea. What else are you having to do for your $.50 raise?
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