Crazy was at it again yesterday. As I believe I have explained to you, every time Crazy comes to the office, she claims she has to go to the bathroom literally every five minutes. I think it has more to do with the fact that she is a busybody rather than actual bladder problems (and I know this because every time she comes out of her examination room, she tells us that so-and-so has been waiting for 21 minutes and so-and-so hasn't given their urine sample yet).
The thing about her going to the bathroom so much is that if she is not in her room, the doctor skips over her and sees the next patient. Crazy has only recently learned this and has started protecting her rights to be seen in the correct order.
The bathroom door is very thin and yesterday, while sitting on the toilet, she heard the nurse say that since Crazy was in the bathroom, the doctor might as well see the next patient. She came busting out of the bathroom (which is about three and a half feet from where I sit), pants still down around her ankles, yelling, "I'm here! Don't let him skip me!!"
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Pull those pants up, Crazy! Whatchu think this is? The mental hospital? While you are crazy, you are NOT crazy to the extent where it is ok to run around with your bum (and other stuff) hanging out! That's something I DEFINITELY didn't need to see.
6 comments:
Oh, how hilaraious! I love the work stories.
It's stories like these that make me miss working in a medical office (you realize how many nutties there really are out there when you do).
Thought I'd let you know I've learned how to change a tire! Couldn't help but laugh when I read your entry about me changing your tire (or attempting to).
I was laughing so hard on the plane people kept looking. Also, I fell asleep. When I woke up your book was gone! I thought the guy next to me took it and was just not telling me everything...Next thing I knew the flight attendant announced on the paging system that there was a book on the front of the plane...
Interesting that you chose pink as the color of your book by the way...
Thought I'd let you know I've learned how to change a tire! Couldn't help but laugh when I read your entry about me changing your tire (or attempting to).
I was laughing so hard on the plane people kept looking. Also, I fell asleep. When I woke up your book was gone! I thought the guy next to me took it and was just not telling me everything...Next thing I knew the flight attendant announced on the paging system that there was a book on the front of the plane...
Interesting that you chose pink as the color of your book by the way...
OMG! That's too funny! I love hearing about Crazy. You should share more stories about her.
You are hilarious, as you already well know. Makes me remember all the crazies I had to treat...yeah, good times. Remind me sometime to tell you about the one that didn't know I was pregnant, just thought I was fat and wouldn't let it go.
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