Last night I woke up at 3 a.m due to a nightmare about murder (I'm going to stop watching the unsolved murder shows right before I go to bed). While I was trying to go back to sleep, Husband rolled over on his back and started snoring like a bear. I did everything that I usually do to get him to stop and then finally had to shake him awake and tell him to roll over.
He sat straight up in bed, looked at me, and said, "Are you going to give me $50?"
"Yeah, I will if you turn over."
"AWESOME (as he pumped his fist up and down in the air and flopped back on the pillow)!"
Naturally this morning, he remembered none of this - just like he never remembers anything that he does in the middle of the night which, in the past, has included him trying to push me out of the bed to "save me". If I didn't like him so much, I would have to insist on separate beds.
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Don't remind him about the $50 promise. He might make you give it to him. Just wait until you have kids and you're up in the middle of the night. You see even more strange stuff from hubby. Mine has gotten out of bed and gotten fully dressed before. Wierd stuff.
Hahahahahahahahaha!
Oh, I so wish I could post what Kyle does... I will have to tell you in person - when he's not around! But, I know where you're coming from. I'm a light sleeper so I notice a lot and in the morning Kyle always says I make things up.
You might have his snoring checked by a doctor. It could be medically related.
Here's a website:
http://www.medicinenet.com/snoring/page2.htm
That is so funny! I am sure Justin can relate to you. I have kicked, hit, hollered and had conversations with him all against my will. After Sammy was born all the way up until he was about 1, I would wake up every night and push Justin "off of Sammy," although he has never slept in our bed. I would dig in the covers, look under the bed, under Justin, and still no Sammy. I was glad when that finally passed. I am sure Justin was too.
Good luck with that!
Well, do have to admit that I did do some pretty weird things in my sleep when I was on malaria meds. I guess I can't really blame Husband...except that he's NOT on malaria meds.
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