I didn't win the HGTV dream home. After an unbearably long and overly annoying awards show, some lady in Iowa or Ohio won (I'm not going to lie to you. I totally thought it was going to be me).
The stupidest thing about it? The lady who won didn't even look happy or excited. Instead, she looked like she was mad. Ummm...that's not even the right reaction! I'LL GIVE YOU THE RIGHT REACTION! COME TO MY HOUSE! GIVE ME THE $2.5 MILLION DOLLAR BEACH HOUSE IN THE FLORIDA KEYS!!
I guess I'll just have to wait until next year...just like I'll have to wait until next year to win Monopoly at McDonald's. It's almost time for my big break. I can feel it!
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if the Ohio lady had been me I would've been so crazy happy and then I would've graciously fainted!
I probably would have wet myself - which might be why I didn't win. I guess I am going to have to practice urinary control before I win next year.
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