Things That Seem Funny But Probably Aren't

1. Husband and I have lived in the same apartment for a little over a year. When we moved in, it was such a nice place. Yet, somehow over the past year, "the hood" has slowly moved in around us. Currently our next to next door neighbor is cleaning his car with his stereo turned all the way up on a rap song where the only words are, "No, you ain't come to my house, no you ain't come to my house." It's shaking my back window. The kitchen window is also shaking because there seems to be a man in the front, also cleaning his car, also listening to rap music (which is kind of an oxymoron, if you ask me) at high enough decibles where I can't hear my own dishwasher. Awesome.
2. Speaking of rap music, Husband had a guy quit his job last week to "work on his rap career". I thought it was hilarious until Husband said that he really is pretty good. Of course, I was not allowed to listen to his CD because he apparently only knows one word and it starts with "f". Can you call yourself an artist when your art sucks?
3. I've injured myself at the gym. I don't know what happened but it feels like my heel is bruised (I am currently trying to self-diagnose). It's getting better slowly, but I've had to stay away from the gym for three days and limp around like a gimp. You would think that this would make people want to help me, but it doesn't.