I just noticed that Matt Damon was voted 2007's Sexiest Man.
This lead me to do some research on the 2007 Sexiest Woman list. I found that it is published by Esquire Magazine (I don't understand why the sexiest woman have to be in such a trashy magazine while the sexiest men get to be in People Magazine - SOOOO NOT TRASHY).
Anyway, I was surprised to find that 2007's Sexiest Woman had already been named. And GUESS WHAT? IT WASN'T ME. In fact, I'm afraid to inform you that I didn't even make the top 50.
So, my goal for the next twelve months (actually nine since the sexiest woman is announced in August), is to campaign to be included on that list. My campaign slogan is going to be, "Chubby Can Be Lovely!"
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Who won if it wasn't you or me?? With the writer's strike going on, I think anyone connected to Hollywood should be disqualified. Maybe that will get them to hammer out some negotiations quicker than they are going now...hmmm. I will nominate you.
Stupid Charlize Theron won. I'm boycotting her starting now.
I would SO vote for you! Not that I have any clout in Hollywood... but I'll still be a supporter.
I'm already practicing my sexy face in the mirror. So far I just look special but I'm sure it's going to get better soon.
did you ever see the audition tapes for Real World New Orleans? (Were you already on your mission then? I can't remember.) Anyways, there was this one girl who stole my slogan for sexiest woman 2008 that I was going to let you borrow...She said she was starting a booties for Jesus campaign and her slogan was, "everybody's bootyful." I'll just have to come up with something better than that.
I don't have a better slogan than that, but all of my supporters can contact me at 1-800-HOTTIE-4-U
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