Husband is fabulous. Last month for my birthday, he gave me a spa certificate that I redeemed this past weekend. It consisted of a body polish, a hot rock massage, a paraffin dip for my hands and feet, and a brow wax (which actually wasn't fabulous, but at least my eyebrows match now). They gave me a nice, soft robe to wear and let me sit in soft, soft chairs.
The only problem was that they kept putting me in dark rooms where I fell asleep more than once (due to a major lack of sleep for the past month). At one point they also asked me to get up on the massage table and then walked out and left the room completely dark. Since I couldn't find the light switch to find the table, I accidentally kicked over the pail of hot rocks and nearly tripped, which brought three staff members running in to see what the commotion was. I never said that "grace" was my middle name.
Husband also took me to the PBR bull riding at the fair Saturday night (I went with our neighbors on Friday), even though he was nearly falling asleep and bored to death. He also reunited me with one of my long lost loves - PORK-ON-A-STICK! I had no idea that they had pork-on-a-stick in America. AND, it was BETTER than Japanese pork-on-a-stick because there was SO MUCH MORE MEAT! YUM YUM YUM.
I was forced, however, to opt out of other delectable Texas fair foods such as FRIED snickers, FRIED twinkies, and FRIED oreos. That is nothing more than adding insult to injury.
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Question about your book. If we were mentioned in it, do we get any royalties too?
Sure. I'm going to divide up the 8% that I get with all the people who are mentioned in it. That means that you will get approximately .006%, which believe it or not, will add up to a penny before you know it.
That's better than what I'm earning right now, so I'll take it! Can you send it in a stamped envelope?
How else would I send it? Unless some things have changed, I'm pretty sure the only way you can send anything through the mail is if it's stamped.
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