1. Do you like cheese? Who DOESN'T like cheese? I especially like cheese when Husband makes me grilled cheese samiches with this swiss and cheddar cheese he buys...DERASHUS.
2. Have you ever been arrested? No, but I did get a speeding ticket once. I had to pay $50 and sit for three hours in a defensive driving class.
3. Have you ever shot a gun? YES! I love to kill things!!
4. Your favorite song? I don't really have one so I'm thinking about writing one myself. I think that it will be a folk song...or maybe heavy metal because then I won't have to write words OR music.
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Every time! I mean, they stick things where things don't belong.
6. What do you think of when you eat hot dogs? I don't eat hot dogs because I studied up on the internet and found out what's in that crap. HHHHHHUUUU (that's the sound of me throwing up).
7. What's your favorite Christmas song? Angels We Have Heard on High - it's like a contest to see who can sing "Glooooo-ooooo-ooooo-ria" without breathing in the middle.
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? I drink a BIG glass of milk. This is so I can rationalize eating toast drown in Nutella.
9. Can you do push ups? I don't know. I've been making excuses for years so I won't have to.
10. Is your bathroom clean? Semi-clean. I thought about cleaning it just now, but decided to do this instead.
11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? If I had a nice belly, it would be my belly button ring that I would get.
12. Favorite Hobby? I used to pretend that it was rock climbing when really it was talking to everyone else while THEY were rock climbing.
13. What are you listening to right now? Rachael Ray who is cooking what she calls "spaghetti western food". I'm sorry, but I think that she is FAB.
14. What is the last thing you ate? A chicken salad samich from Wendy's even though I've been craving bacon cheese burgers all week. Check out THAT discipline!
15. What one trait do you hate about yourself? I want everything to fall in my lap - I don't want to work for it.
16. Middle Name? Marie - just like every other girl my age.
17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment? I don't want to go grocery shopping. It's Friday night and I don't have any friends to go out with. I'm SOOOO hungry...I should've had that bacon cheese burger for lunch.
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought. Butter, cream, and bacon. WE LOVE THE CHOLESTEROL!
19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink. Water, Dr. Pepper, and more water.
20. Current worry right now? Finding a new job that I like that also pays me enough money to actually live on.
21. Current hate? People asking if I'm pregnant. DO I LOOK PREGNANT?? Wait, don't answer that. Oh, and also going to a job that doesn't require my college degree. Makes me wonder why I went through the torture of college when I could've gotten the same job without going.
22. Favorite place to be? Hanging out with Husband and Mom at the same time. And it would be even better if it was on a beach and they were bringing me Pina Coladas.
23. How did you bring in the New Year? I can't remember but I believe it involved eating delicious chicken wings.
24. What is your quirkiest habit? Perhaps you'd better ask Husband. I don't think I'm quirky at all.
25. Name three people who will complete this and return? I'm going to guess NO ONE since I didn't really send it to anyone. It gives them no chance for rebuttal.
26. How many siblings do you have? 6. 3 Brothers and 3 sisters.
27. Do you own slippers? No. Who needs slippers when it's always 90 degrees outside?
28. What shirt are you wearing? My sweet Chinese shirt that has the DRAGON kanji on it. I think it's hilarious because you would NEVER wear a shirt that said DRAGON in English.
29. What shampoo do you use? Ummm...I steal Husband's Paul Mitchell.
30. Favorite colors? blue, green, yellow, and black because it makes me look skinny.
31. Would you like to be a pirate? Only if #1 I could keep all of the booty, #2 I could choose my own crew and #3 if by "pirate" you actually mean "princess".
32. What songs do you sing in the shower? The one that I'm making up that will be my favorite song mentioned in question #4.
33. Favorite female name? Erin (I'm not giving you ANY of my baby names because someone will steal them)
34. Favorite male name? Aaron
35. What's in your pockets right now? Chapstick
36. Last thing that made you laugh? The e-card my sister sent me for my birthday - the same card that she has sent to me for the last three years. It never gets old.
37. Best bed sheets as a child? Any that didn't have pee stains on them. As the 6th child, that was rare.
38. Worst injury you've ever had? I got hit by a car in Japan while I was riding my bike. I wasn't really hurt, but I wished I was so that it would make a better story.
39. When's your birthday? September 3rd
40. How many TVs do you have in your house? One, but sometimes I wish we had two so I could watch Oprah whenever I want.
41. Who is your loudest friend? I don't really have any friends right now so I guess my loudest friend is the voice in my head.
Ummm...I have no idea what happened to question #42.
43. Does someone have a crush on you? I don't know if Husband still does or not. He might be disenchanted with me since he found out that I don't really cook as much as I said I would before we got married. How else was I supposed to reel him in??
44. Do you wish on shooting stars? I might if I could see ANY stars at all.
45.What is your favorite book? I have a bunch. I read books OVER AND OVER AND OVER.
46.What is your favorite age? I hate to say because I'm counting on every year being better than the last. Seriously. I'm not even being cheesy. Although I do look forward to being a senior citizen so that I can say whatever I want and no one can get mad at me beucase I'm old.
47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding? "I Like My Women Just a Little On the Trashy Side" by Confederate Railroad.
48. What song do you want played at your funeral? "I Like My Women Just a Little on The Trashy Side" by Confederate Railroad. Oh, and also "Each Life that Touches Ours For Good" ...of course, I'm going to have to start being nicer so that I will deserve it.
49. What were you doing at 12 am this morning? Sleeping, of course. Anyone who was doing anything else is crazy.
50. What was the first thing you thought when you woke up? CRAP.
2 comments:
Love these!
Very funny!
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