- I, much like everyone else in America, really have no idea what is going on in Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, Lebanon, Syria, North Korea, Wisconsin, or China. That qualifies me to give my unsolicited advice and plans of action about it to anyone who will listen...and even those who won't.
- I am prone to change my mind about anything and everything at any time with no warning whatsoever.
- I don't believe in abortion except for when I do and I don't know anything about stem cell research, but I might pass a bill on it for the right price.
- I am better looking than Hillary Clinton (AKA The Spawn of Satan) and if we're going to have a female president, she might as well be good looking and wear something other than nasty pant suits.
- I have no skeletons in my closet other than the fact that I used to cheat my little sister on every game that we ever played AND the fact that I used to eat my other sister's chapstick (I don't know why) and yes, it was SOOOO delicious.
- I think I could put on some really nice state dinners wherein I would NOT allow the Queen of England to make fun of me. Plus, we could play bocce ball on the front lawn of the White House. Talk about a good time had by all.
- I believe that, "Shut up" and "You're stupid" are perfectly acceptable answers to any question, but most especially in a debate. I might also tell a story about squirrel hunting just in case I don't have an answer to the moderator's question.
- I think that I have an opinion on border control, health care, and all of the other catch phrases that the current candidates use. I just don't know what that opinion is yet. All I know is that there had better damn well be a social security check for me when I turn 65.
- I would nominate my dad to be my chief of staff so that I would stay on track and never say anything stupid (an unfortunate trait that I apparently have) and my mom as the Secretary of State. I'm sure that her first visit with Fidel Castro would go something like this, "Hey! Don't you think that you would be more calm if you had some grapefruit air fresheners in your office? Can I mix up a nice herbal potion for your baldness? Do you think I can wear this jacket with this skirt?"
- Air Force One would look good parked at my house.
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
Top Ten Reasons Why I Would Be a Good President
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I think it's really funny that we both wrote about being president on our blogs on the same day (I had no idea you had written this entry). I think it's a sign, Erin. We're destined for greatness. Although, I'm sure we both already knew that.
I know! Since both of us wrote the same thing, it makes both of us seem completely unoriginal. Unoriginal but great.
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