I Always Have Something to Say

1. I can't believe that Melinda was voted off American Idol. While Jordin is my favorite, Melinda was the real talent. I guess that's what happens when 13-year-olds are allowed to vote. They wouldn't recognize talent if it bit them in the rear end.
2. Lindsay Lohan sucks (and so does Paris Hilton). If I was Lindsay's mother, I would beat her until she turned blue. It's pretty sad when you aren't even of legal drinking age and you've already been through rehab.
3. It's time to move out of Texas. Besides the pollution, the hurricanes, and general trashiness, we've just received a letter from the hospital warning us against West Nile Virus. Just what I need...a mosquito bite that can cause me to go crazier than I already am.
4. I have this ringing in my ear that started out of no where yesterday. It's making me dizzy and nauseated.
5. I don't understand why husband is so against opening the blinds in the house. Whenever he is off or leaves for work at 12, I come home and ALL of the blinds in the house are closed. It's like walking into a cave. He's happy as a clam in the dark.
6. I also don't understand why husband never thinks about cleaning or grocery shopping. On his days off, he can sit on the couch all day long and not move a muscle, even if there is nothing to eat in the house and the living room looks like a pig sty. I don't think that it even enters his mind. Very peculiar.
7. I hope I don't have ugly children. There are these three little kids at church that are not attractive (ok, go ahead and judge me for being honest, but you KNOW that you've looked at some kids and thought the same thing) and on top of that, they stare ALL THE TIME. Perhaps if they smiled, they might be a little more cute. I think that they stare all the time because their mom won't let them eat dairy OR meat. Life just isn't worth living without butter and beef.
8. After shopping with husband last week, I've become convinced that the only way I'm ever going to find clothes that fit is to start my own design company. I am going to design everything down to swimwear (wherein I will discover a way to make EVERYONE look fabulous in a swimming suit).
9. My eyes are getting worse. I never wear my glasses because I HATE them. I can't get contacts because I can't touch my eye (seriously...I have a VERY strong gag reflex in my eye). So what do I do now?
10. Husband's uncle, who used to be a police officer, just got sent to the federal prison for drug trafficking. While I've never met the guy, I think I might get husband to take me out to visit him. I've never been to a prison before. I figure that's the perfect place to get to know Uncle Freddy.