Ok, I've had enough of keeping my mouth shut on this topic: bras, and not only bras, GOOD bras, should be mandatory for all women in Southeast Texas (and probably everywhere else, too, but I'm just going to stick with the immediate problem for right now).
I seriously can't figure out what the problem is here. There seem to be a plethora of big-chested women just running around Beaumont and NOT ONE of them knows how to buy a bra.
There are the ones who just go without a bra. Unless you are have an A cup and are under the age of 12, you CANNOT go out in public without a bra on. This is especially true in the summer, when you are NOT wearing bulky clothes, and everyone can SEE that you are not wearing a bra. Now, I have no idea what society is telling these women...probably something along the lines of "men think it's hot when women don't wear bras", but this never has been and never will be acceptable, ladies! If not for yourself and your "girls", do it for everyone around you.
The second group of bra-rule-breaking-women are those who wear bras that are too small. Now, I know for a fact (thanks to Oprah and her "perfect bra") that there is NO woman on the face of this planet whose chest is too big to find a bra for (she actualy had one woman on that show who was a GG). However, the women in Southeast Texas insist on walking around, showing off their girls that are in effect, being cut in half by their bras. This makes them look like they have four breasts, or in other words, an udder. They look like Elsie, the milk cow. I hate to be the first to break it to them/you, but THIS IS NOT ATTRACTIVE.
I think that I am going to start a company...we will focus on correct body image and getting the right size of bras AND clothing for that body type (don't even get me started on the clothes they wear around here). Seriously. Someone needs to take action before someone else is injured by a bra-that-is-under-too-much-strain popping right off and taking someone's eye out.
3 comments:
You should start making Lardache (that's pronounced Lard Ash) bras!!! They already make the jeans, you know.
Except I would have to change it to Lardboob...and somehow, I don't think that has the same ring to it. But in any case, something must be done, and perhaps that is the answer! Do you think that if I wrote to Oprah she would come down here and pluck people off the street and re-bra them?
Anything is possible. Go for it!
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