tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-320126012024-03-14T03:50:52.226-05:00Things I've Learned Talking to MyselfErinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15246823647604252901noreply@blogger.comBlogger2138125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32012601.post-69038781727893203902019-02-09T11:10:00.000-06:002019-02-09T11:10:01.016-06:00On Facebook - May 2018<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">The Tater: Look! I see the Walmart!</span><br style="caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Me: Yup, there it is.</span><br style="caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">The Tater: Ok, get me out of this car so we can do this thing!</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span>
<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">You know, working with teachers at the end of school is almost euphoric. You can’t help but be caught up in their excitement. It doesn’t hurt anything when ALL OF THEM praise their fellow staff members and principal. Here’s to you, Lumberton Middle School! And here’s to my incomparable coworker, </span><a class="profileLink" data-hovercard-prefer-more-content-show="1" data-hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=100007577554850&extragetparams=%7B%22__tn__%22%3A%22%2CdK-R-R%22%2C%22eid%22%3A%22ARDruluqGPrhEctMbWW4Maw1k_R735CuipzrB9Kae3GXHawtPavORGAfVdAGYMrWSMGaEmt0bhrBsFUh%22%2C%22fref%22%3A%22mentions%22%7D" href="https://www.facebook.com/michelle.lyons.9237244?__tn__=%2CdK-R-R&eid=ARDruluqGPrhEctMbWW4Maw1k_R735CuipzrB9Kae3GXHawtPavORGAfVdAGYMrWSMGaEmt0bhrBsFUh&fref=mentions" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;">Michelle Lyons Lmt</a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">, partner in middle school massage crime!</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span>
<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">If you’re looking for an outstanding arm/back workout, might I suggest shoveling mud in 90 degree (497% humidity) weather in east Texas? Even better, if you come over (must provide your own shovel), I won’t even charge you to workout with me! </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/freecrossfitworkout?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">FreeCrossfitWorkout</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/yourewelcome?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">YoureWelcome</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/functionalfitness?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">FunctionalFitness</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/nobutseriouslycomeoverandbringyourshovel?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">NoButSeriouslyComeOverAndBringYourShovel</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/alsobringmeadrpepper?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AlsoBringMeADrPepper</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Me: Why are you so handsome?</span><br style="caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">The Tater: Because Nicholas is my daddy!</span><br style="caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/gotthatright?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">GotThatRight</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/itsinthegenes?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ItsInTheGenes</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Me: Straight to bed!</span><br style="caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">The Tater: But we gotta read our scriptures.</span><br style="caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Me: It’s too late, dude, we missed that time.</span><br style="caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">The Tater: But you have your scriptures just right on your phone in your hand!</span><br style="caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/whenyourkidschoolsyou?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WhenYourKidSchoolsYou</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/butmama?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ButMama</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/youhavethemrightinyourhand?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">YouHaveThemRightInYourHand</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/mybaddude?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MyBadDude</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Current situation: covered in dirt and sweat and my “helper” has disappeared into the house yet again because helping me is “too hot and too hard”.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span>
<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">It makes me so mad when I’m not strong enough to do things by myself. Like, who put this bolt on here? Thor? </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/itcantbethathard?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ItCantBeThatHard</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/forthelove?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ForTheLove</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/imjustatinylittlegirl?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ImJustATinyLittleGirl</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ormaybenotsotiny?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">OrMaybeNotSoTiny</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">The Tater: I don't want you to call me Tater anymore.</span><br style="caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Me: What should I call you instead?</span><br style="caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">The Tater: I want you to call me Mr. Nakey.</span><br style="caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/naturally?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">Naturally</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andyoucancallmeladyedithvonsassybritches?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndYouCanCallMeLadyEdithVonSassyBritches</span></a></span><br />
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The Kid comes running in from the bus with a handful of coins:</div>
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The Kid: Look what my friend gave me!<br />The Tater: You gotta share with me. My friends are all poor.</div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Using a shop vac to suck putrid water out of the bottom of the swimming pool is maybe not the most fun I've ever had. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/notmyideaoffun?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">NotMyIdeaOfFun</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/butitwasonly147gallons?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ButItWasOnly147Gallons</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/anditonlytooktwelveyearssoitsfine?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndItOnlyTookTwelveYearsSoItsFine</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">After nearly three hours in the mid-day sun repairing our pool liner, we’ve learned the following: 1. Humidity sucks. 2. Both Husband and I are better suited to Alaskan weather. 3. My husband is the greatest. 4. We might actually work well enough together to go on The Amazing Race. 5. Sunburns despite three applications of sunscreen are totally possible. 6. I’m pretty amazing with power tools.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Just received a foot massage after which payment was immediately required. The Kid started digging and said, “Mama, I can’t find a $1 bill, so is it ok if I just keep this $20?” </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/umno?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">UmNo</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/900percenttip?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">900PercentTip</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">When your neighbors let you borrow their zero-turn mower and it’s pretty much the best day of your life. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/turnsonadime?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TurnsOnADime</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/killingit?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">KillingIt</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/didyouseemylawn?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">DidYouSeeMyLawn</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/mowsinhalfthetime?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MowsInHalfTheTime</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andionlyhitonetelephonepole?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndIOnlyHitOneTelephonePole</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-size: 24px;">The Tater calls our hose a “water rope”. I hope he never learns the real name.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Today’s amazing thing: I’ve been unable to press any kind of weight off my chest or over my head since an injury last October. Yesterday, the new chiropractor at the office adjusted both shoulders just because he felt like it. This morning, I was able to press both directions (still light weight) WITHOUT pain. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/drpaulforthewin?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">DrPaulForTheWin</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/legit?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">Legit</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/sevenmonthsofpainjustgone?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SevenMonthsOfPainJustGone</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: Do you know why I love pizza?</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: Why?</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: Because it goes so well with bread sticks.</span><br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/carbloading?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">CarbLoading</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/breadgoesreallywellwithbread?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BreadGoesReallyWellWithBread</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/maindishbreadsidedishbread?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MainDishBreadSideDishBread</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The Tater has basically been saying the same prayer over and over for the last two years. For lunch time prayer today he said, “I’m done with that old prayer about eggs and cars. Can you teach me how to pray a new one?” </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/imgoingtomisshimprayingabouteggs?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ImGoingToMissHimPrayingAboutEggs</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thisboyhasmyheart?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ThisBoyHasMyHeart</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/teachmetowalkinthelight?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TeachMeToWalkInTheLight</span></a></span></div>
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The Tater: I’m a champion!<br />The Kid: No, I’m sorry, you can’t be a champion. Champions don’t use potty words and you do.<br />The Tater: I don’t put words in the potty. I put pee in the potty.<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/nowordsinthepotty?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">NoWordsInThePotty</span></span></a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/iknowwhatthepottyisfor?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IKnowWhatThePottyIsFor</span></span></a><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/championsdontusepottywords?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ChampionsDontUsePottyWords</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">The Tater asked for orange juice for breakfast this morning and I told him we didn't have any. Fast forward 37 seconds to when he comes running into my bedroom with a cutie orange and a straw. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/fixedthatproblem?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">FixedThatProblem</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/bamorangejuice?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BAMOrangeJuice</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/heshowedme?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">HeShowedMe</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">Me: Put your shoes on, please.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Tater: Where are we going?</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: Mama’s gotta go to work.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Tater: Oh, are we going to go stand on the street?</span><br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/streetwalker?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">StreetWalker</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/redlightdistrict?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">RedLightDistrict</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/howyoudoingbaby?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">HowYouDoingBaby</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/prettywoman?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">PrettyWoman</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/takingmythighhighblackboots?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TakingMyThighHighBlackBoots</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/workitbabyworkit?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WorkItBabyWorkIt</span></a></span></span></div>
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Just when you think I'm done on my soap box: Today, I did a whole boat load of 10 minute massages. Out of those, 50% reported having tension headaches 4 times a week. Twenty-five percent reported having tension headaches every, single day. ALL OF THEM were younger than 40-years-old. YOU. GUYS. If this is you, IT IS NOT NORMAL. You don't have to live with headaches. Please, please, please, for the love of all that's holy, find yourself a good massage therapist (happens I know a few). Make a plan. Stick to it. You won't regret it.</div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: Can I have some ice cream?</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: No, dude, it's 9:30 in the morning.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: But mama, I'm so sick and I might die and don't you want me to die happy?</span><br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/excellentargument?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ExcellentArgument</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/icecreamyoushallhave?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IceCreamYouShallHave</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: Why do I have to have allergies?</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: The problem is that we don't know what you're allergic to.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: Well, I had to do chores yesterday and then today, BAM, my eyes are swollen shut, so I'm probably allergic to working!</span><br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/childlogic?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ChildLogic</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/imalsoallergictowork?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ImAlsoAllergicToWork</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The Tater: We have so many plants!</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: Yes, we do!</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Tater: But we need some more!</span><br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thatsmyboy?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ThatsMyBoy</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/goodidea?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">GoodIdea</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/theresnosuchthingastoomanyplants?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TheresNoSuchThingAsTooManyPlants</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Brag time: The Kid came home two weeks ago with the news that she needed 50 AR points to be able to attend a game day (I missed the AR memo...or more likely, I saw it and forgot about it) and she was a whopping 30 points short. Since she’d only managed to amass twenty points in the first eight months of school, I didn’t think there was any way she’d be able to do it in a week and I straight up told her so - you know, get her ready to be disappointed and all that jazz (</span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/motheroftheyear?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MotherOfTheYear</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;">). Well...she proved me wrong. She read and read and read and her incomparable teacher, Mrs. </span><a class="profileLink" data-hovercard-prefer-more-content-show="1" data-hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=100000102080630&extragetparams=%7B%22__tn__%22%3A%22%2CdK-R-R%22%2C%22eid%22%3A%22ARCBg9U_2hYv0PvHwYjCOjSo6y4v6zYIySSurVonSedtVJNhnYZG4a2MIik7pjFrXkEAM424ci4yykF6%22%2C%22fref%22%3A%22mentions%22%7D" href="https://www.facebook.com/carissa.shofner?__tn__=%2CdK-R-R&eid=ARCBg9U_2hYv0PvHwYjCOjSo6y4v6zYIySSurVonSedtVJNhnYZG4a2MIik7pjFrXkEAM424ci4yykF6&fref=mentions" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;">Shofner</a><span style="background-color: white;"> allowed her time to take the tests and guess what? She did it. All on her own. Without me nagging. </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thethingsthatmotivatethiskid?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TheThingsThatMotivateThisKid</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The Kid just got out of the bath and ran into my room, “Mama! Amazing news! I’m half blue whale and I know that because I just tooted underwater and it sounded like I was calling to my pod!” </span><span class="_5mfr" style="margin: 0px 1px;"><span class="_6qdm" style="background-image: url("https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t4b/2/16/1f433.png"); background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; background-size: contain; color: transparent; display: inline-block; font-family: inherit; font-size: 16px; height: 16px; text-shadow: none; vertical-align: text-bottom; width: 16px;">🐳</span></span><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5mfr" style="margin: 0px 1px;"><span class="_6qdm" style="background-image: url("https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t1d/2/16/1f40b.png"); background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; background-size: contain; color: transparent; display: inline-block; font-family: inherit; font-size: 16px; height: 16px; text-shadow: none; vertical-align: text-bottom; width: 16px;">🐋</span></span><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thatisgoodnews?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ThatIsGoodNews</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/underwatergas?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">UnderWaterGas</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/forgetdnatesting?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ForgetDNATesting</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/wealreadyknowwearehalfwhale?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WeAlreadyKnowWeAreHalfWhale</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Doing some more gym dancing today when The Tater runs up to me and says, “Mama! You’re not even doing your job. Stop dancing and pick up that heavy thing.” </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/imleavinghimhomenexttime?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ImLeavingHimHomeNextTime</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/joystealer?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">JoyStealer</span></a></span></div>
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Erinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15246823647604252901noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32012601.post-69647130078976488322019-02-09T10:53:00.002-06:002019-02-09T10:53:48.538-06:00On Facebook - April 2018<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">The Kid just got her dance recital costume that includes a “sports bra” and this, “I just can’t wear this bra! It’s so I comfortable!” </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/welcometobeingagirl?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WelcomeToBeingAGirl</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/everydayfortherestofyourlife?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">EverydayForTheRestOfYourLife</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Sometimes, what your heart needs is a very emotional, sensational lip syncing to This is the Night by Clay Aiken. Followed immediately by Slave 4U by Brittany Spears. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/classics?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">Classics</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/icanalsokaraokeboth?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ICanAlsoKaraokeBoth</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/foreveryonesenjoyment?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ForEVERYONESEnjoyment</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Throwing in a few of my best dance moves between super sets at the gym this morning and this from The Tater, “I told you to stop moving like that! You have to one, two, three, strong with your exercises!” </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/personaltrainer?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">PersonalTrainer</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/onetwothreestrong?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">OneTwoThreeStrong</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/slavedriver?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SlaveDriver</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/nofunforyou?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">NoFunForYou</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Today I bought some decorative stones at Dollar General. My kids just repackaged them and attempted to sell them to me for ONLY $1 each. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/10000percentmarkup?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">10000PercentMarkup</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/momwehavesomanylovelychoicesforyou?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MomWeHaveSoManyLovelyChoicesForYou</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">The Tater: I need a drink.</span><br style="caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Me: It’s l gone, dude.</span><br style="caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">The Tater: Ugh! Why is this happening to me?</span><br style="caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Me: It’s not happening to YOU. It’s MY drink.</span><br style="caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">The Tater: But we must always share with little boys.</span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; display: inline; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/wellplayed?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WellPlayed</span></a></span></span><br />
<span class="text_exposed_show" style="caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; display: inline; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span>
<span class="text_exposed_show" style="caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; display: inline; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><span style="background-color: white;">Another of my weirdnesses: I despise sweating when I'm not in proper clothes to do so. This is especially true of me in southeast Texas where you sweat and NEVER dry. And so, with today being the first 80 degree day of the year, I hereby announce that it's Swimsuit All Day Every Day season. You think I'm kidding, but if you don't want to see me in my swimming suit, don't come over. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/imnotkidding?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ImNotKidding</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/breakoutthetankini?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BreakOutTheTankini</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/itwouldbeabikinibutiforgottogetskinny?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ItWouldBeABikiniButIForgotToGetSkinny</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/forthetwentiethyearinarow?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ForTheTwentiethYearInARow</span></a></span></span><br />
<span class="text_exposed_show" style="caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; display: inline; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span>
<span class="text_exposed_show" style="caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; display: inline; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><span style="background-color: white;">I sent The Tater to his room this morning for yelling at me, informing him that that is NOT the way we talk to our mothers, and that he could come back when he could be nice. He quickly apologized, "Mama, I'm sorry I was mean to you. I'm sorry that sometimes I snap." </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/arentweall?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ArentWeAll</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/sorryisnapped?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SorryISnapped</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/kindoflikeaserialkiller?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">KindOfLikeASerialKiller</span></a></span></span><br />
<span class="text_exposed_show" style="caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; display: inline; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span>
<span class="text_exposed_show" style="caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; display: inline; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><span style="background-color: white;">I’ve been a massage therapist for a little over eight years. In that time, nearly every, single patient has asked me how often I suggest getting a massage and then they laugh hysterically at my reply like it’s a punchline. Today, for the very first time, I told a patient what I thought and she immediately made the appointment for the suggested amount of time without batting an eye. I’m not going to lie, it made me feel like a champion. Y’all, massage is more than something yo</span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline;">u get when you want to feel pampered. With the right therapist, it is a legit medical service - not only can it help with muscular pain, it is also proven to lower blood pressure as well as blood sugar. It has also been shown to combat anxiety, depression, and fibromyalgia. People shell out hundreds of dollars a month for medications for these conditions but then balk at paying a pittance of that for a massage! As a bonus, unlike medications, massage doesn’t have negative side effects!!And now I’ll get off my soap box.</span></span><br />
<span class="text_exposed_show" style="caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; display: inline; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline;"><br /></span></span>
<span class="text_exposed_show" style="caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; display: inline; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline;"><span style="background-color: white;">The Tater: Daddy just gave me some chicken!</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: Really.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Tater: Yeah, he really loves me!</span><br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/friedchickenlove?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">FriedChickenLove</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/havealegson?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">HaveALegSon</span></a></span></span></span><br />
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; display: inline; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline;"><span style="background-color: white;">The Tater just bit into a peanut M&M and shouted, “Look, this candy has a seed! Let’s plant it so we can grow some more!” </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/mandmplant?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MAndMPlant</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/wearegoingtoberich?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WeAreGoingToBeRich</span></a></span></span></span><br />
<span class="text_exposed_show" style="caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; display: inline; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline;"><br /></span></span>
<span class="text_exposed_show" style="caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; display: inline; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline;"><span style="background-color: white;">The Tater ran into the bathroom this morning as I was using my blow dryer and yelled, “Mama! Can I please touch your wind machine?!”</span></span></span><br />
<span class="text_exposed_show" style="caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; display: inline; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline;"><span style="background-color: white;"><br /></span></span></span>
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The Kid and I just completed a complicated transaction that included trading cash for her Walmart gift card and when we’d settled on the terms:</div>
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The Kid: Nice having pleasure with you!<br />Me: Naw, man, it’s, “Pleasure doing business with you.”<br />The Kid: Meh. Same same.<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><br /><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/yesexactlythesamething?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">YesExactlyTheSameThing</span></a></span></span></div>
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The Tater climbs up in bed with me, puts his hands on my face:</div>
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At the gym, The Tater was watching me on the elliptical:</div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">Being a parent is just your kid “sharing” her candy with you only to hound you 37 seconds later for not eating it and continuing to hound you every 7 seconds for the next 5 minutes until you finally tell her she can have the candy back.</span></span></div>
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Watching a YouTube video on "simple hairdos for curly hair",</div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">My brother-in-law was forced to put down my mother's (very) old, (very) fat cat this last week. This cat (Calvin) spent the majority of her time on earth eating and actively hating all of my mother's grandchildren. The Kid saw her maybe a total of five times in her entire life and in at least two of these encounters, came away with massive scratches on the palms of her hands. Nevertheless, upon receiving the news that Calvin is with us no longer, she burst into tears and said, "I just don't think I can go to school tomorrow because people might talk about animals and it will make me sad! Do you think Jesus will come soon so I can be with Calvin again?!"</span></span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">The Tater: Come on, come play with me!</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: No.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Tater: Did you just say no? I don’t like to hear that! I want to hear, “Yes, sir!”</span></span></div>
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Erinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15246823647604252901noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32012601.post-22060397634783093132019-02-09T10:21:00.002-06:002019-02-09T10:21:25.164-06:00On Facebook - March 2018<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">The Kid: Can we get some Fun Dip for Easter?</span><br style="caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Me: No way. That’s like cocaine for kids.</span><br style="caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">The Kid: What’s cocaine?</span><br style="caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Me: Ask your daddy.</span><br style="caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" /><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/winningatparenting?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WinningAtParenting</span></a></span><br />
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School lunch on Wednesday was tacos, which The Kid deigned to eat:</div>
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The Kid: I'll eat it because maybe they'll have some leftover Daisy sour cream from the baked potatoes yesterday.<br />Me: What if it's not Daisy sour cream?<br />The Kid: What kind of fool buys sour cream other than Daisy?<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/yourmotheristhatfool?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">YourMotherIsThatFool</span></span></a> <span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/daisyhasanadmirer?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">DaisyHasAnAdmirer</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">That one time when someone stops you to affirm that you grew up on a ranch and then says, “And what did you do while the boys were out working?” </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/iplayedpattycake?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IPlayedPattyCake</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andtiddlywinks?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndTiddlyWinks</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andfoughtforthemiddleseat?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndFoughtForTheMiddleSeat</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/soiwouldnthavetoopenthegate?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SoIWouldntHaveToOpenTheGate</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/okthatlastoneisabsolutelytrue?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">OkThatLastOneIsAbsolutelyTrue</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: Why did daddy show up on the day you told him you were getting married?</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: Well, baby, have you SEEN me?</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: You are pretty amazing at cartwheels.</span><br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/marriageshavebeenbasedonless?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MarriagesHaveBeenBasedOnLess</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/butseriously?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ButSeriously</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/haveyouseenmedoacartwheel?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">HaveYouSeenMeDoACartwheel</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/youdwanttomarrymetoo?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">YoudWantToMarryMeToo</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">Our cats hate my children and therefore, spend their entire existence hiding from, running away from, or madly trying to escape from them. At 5am this morning, The Tater climbed into my bed and one of the cats sat on his chest, started purring, and this, “Mama! What is all this noising? Is the cat going to explode?!”</span></span></div>
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The Kid: Are those onions to put on the side if you want them with your sausage?<br />Me: Nope. I'm going to mix them together in this pot.<br />The Kid: MAN! And just when I thought you were going to make something good.<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/obviouslyyouwerewrong?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ObviouslyYouWereWrong</span></span></a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thereigoagain?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ThereIGoAgain</span></span></a> <span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/makingthenastyfood?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MakingTheNastyFood</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">Me: Well, the laundry is all folded.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Tater: Wow, mama! Go ahead, give yourself a hand!</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">That one time when you get to go to church with your mom and she tickles your back durning sacrament meeting and it's pretty much the best part of your life. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/pleaseticklemyback?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">PleaseTickleMyBack</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andtellmeimpretty?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndTellMeImPretty</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">My thoughts every.single.time I make a recipe with bacon in it, "Huh. If it's good with four pieces of bacon in it, it'll be even better with eight pieces!" </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/morebaconplease?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MoreBaconPlease</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/extrabaconisneverabadidea?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ExtraBaconIsNeverABadIdea</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The Judy has just admitted that her teacher taped her mouth shut in second grade because she talked too much. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/soundsfamiliar?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SoundsFamiliar</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/guesswhohergranddaughteris?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">GuessWhoHerGranddaughterIs</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">As I'm getting ready for work this morning, The Tater comes into the bathroom crying, "Mama, I don't want you to go to work! I will miss you and I need my Mama Love!" </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/tearoutmyheartwhydontya?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TearOutMyHeartWhyDontYa</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/attachedatthehip?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AttachedAtTheHip</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">When you pull into work blaring The MoTab. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/couldibemoreawesome?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">CouldIBeMoreAwesome</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/naturallytheanswerisnoicannot?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">NaturallyTheAnswerIsNoICannot</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/whendidigetasoldasmyparentswere?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WhenDidIGetAsOldAsMyParentsWere</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">As I'm walking out of my bathroom after getting dressed, The Tater is standing there and this, "Mama! Stop! Let me look at you. I like your dress. It is very beautiful!" </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/tellmemoreabouthowprettyiam?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TellMeMoreAboutHowPrettyIAm</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/wordslikethatwilltakeyouanywhere?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WordsLikeThatWillTakeYouAnywhere</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">We have successfully completed The Kid’s first non-cousin sleepover. Despite the fact that they went to sleep two hours later than normal, everyone was still up before 5:30 and this from The Kid’s friend, “Why is it so dark in the morning at your house?” </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/becauseits5freaking30?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BecauseIts5Freaking30</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/justthenormatcasadepeters?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">JustTheNormAtCasaDePeters</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">That one time when you’re in the middle of giving a massage and the receiver says, “Man, you’re a tough sumbitch. What’d’ya grow up milking cows?” </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/imtakingthatasacompliment?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ImTakingThatAsACompliment</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/manhands?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ManHands</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/bringmeyourmuscleknots?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BringMeYourMuscleKnots</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">“Mama, you know the downside of all of this rain? The vipers are going to start to be active.” </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/awesome?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">Awesome</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/youknowhowilovesnakes?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">YouKnowHowILoveSnakes</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The Kid’s best friend brought her a special valentine to school today - a tiny teddy bear attached to a box of chocolates and as I was tucking her in to bed tonight, “The Bear is really cute but she got hungry and ate most of the chocolate. Don’t worry, mama, she saved one for me. And it only had one bite taken out of it.” </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/icanteven?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ICantEven</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/bestlaughoftheday?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BestLaughOfTheDay</span></a></span></div>
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The Kid was up extra early this morning and then was trying to inch her way out to the bus several minutes before it was time:</div>
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Me: Why are you in such a hurry?<br />The Kid: I gotta get to school! Today’s the Valentine’s party and I just know Mrs. <a class="profileLink" data-hovercard-prefer-more-content-show="1" data-hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=100000102080630&extragetparams=%7B%22__tn__%22%3A%22%2CdK-R-R%22%2C%22eid%22%3A%22ARDjFMilB8cbw6p0w15c-GRf_xd-GxMQsW1CBKeg2cGrxkBLUfJ6vZaYhJ9ktZg6e-apr2D854M8V5f2%22%2C%22fref%22%3A%22mentions%22%7D" href="https://www.facebook.com/carissa.shofner?__tn__=%2CdK-R-R&eid=ARDjFMilB8cbw6p0w15c-GRf_xd-GxMQsW1CBKeg2cGrxkBLUfJ6vZaYhJ9ktZg6e-apr2D854M8V5f2&fref=mentions" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;">Shofner</a> will have something fun planned. She’s that kind of lady.</div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">After watching last night’s Fixer Upper, it has been decided that I cannot watch the show any longer. The jealousy over that garden/chicken run/chicken coop/garden “shed” was so palpable, I almost had to throw something at the TV. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/itssopretty?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ItsSoPretty</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ineedallofthat?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">INeedAllOfThat</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andalsosomeonetopulltheweeds?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndAlsoSomeoneToPullTheWeeds</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/iwasntinthelineforthecreativegene?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IWasntInTheLineForTheCreativeGene</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: Mama, did you win when you were in the Olympics?</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: I was never in the Olympics.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: Why not? Did you forget to show everyone how amazing you are?</span><br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/yesthatsthereason?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">YesThatsTheReason</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ijustforgottoshowmytalent?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IJustForgotToShowMyTalent</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/butitsnevertoolate?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ButItsNeverTooLate</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/beijing2022orbust?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">Beijing2022OrBust</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The Kid found out today that one of her friend’s mothers is pregnant with twins, “Mama, I was just thinking that since his mom has two babies in her belly and you can’t even figure out how to get one, you could ask her how she did it.” </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/uhhhhprettysureiknowhowithappened?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">UhhhhPrettySureIKnowHowItHappened</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/awkwardconversation?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AwkwardConversation</span></a></span></div>
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As someone who is a HUGE proponent of every, single person studying/speaking more than one language, I called The Kid over during Olympic coverage to watch a man from Austria who was being interviewed in French, German, and English and switching between them flawlessly:</div>
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Me: See how clever he is? He speaks three languages fluently.<br />The Kid: That’s not really very impressive. I already speak English and Spanish and I’m only seven.<br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thatdudeneedstostepitup?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ThatDudeNeedsToStepItUp</span></span></a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/youneedtobemoreimpressive?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">YouNeedToBeMoreImpressive</span></span></a><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/evenifyouhaveagoldmedal?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">EvenIfYouHaveAGoldMedal</span></a></span></div>
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My current favorite Tate-isms:</div>
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Whenever there's a loud noise, "What is that noising all over the place?"</div>
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When he sneezes, "Mama, I just did a sweeze. Now you do a bless you."</div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">“Mama! I just saw a super small electric razor on YouTube! You should get one and carry it around with you for your beard!” </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/beardedlady?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BeardedLady</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thanksdude?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ThanksDude</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ideasformothersday?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IdeasForMothersDay</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Watching men’s downhill skiing with The Tater, “Wowee, he is going so faster! He has rocket skis to win the race!” </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/80mph?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">80MPH</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/rocketskis?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">RocketSkis</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/teamusa?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TeamUSA</span></a></span></div>
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Since mid-December, our family has been taking elderberry gummies to fight off the flu. The Tater is particularly fond of them:</div>
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Me: No, dude, you don’t need any more. You’ve had yours for today.<br />The Tater: Don’t be silly! Of course I need this medicine!</div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">In further discussion over the “Netflix and chill” dilemma, I would like to point out that the #1 female slalom skier in the world, Mikaela Shiffrin, just said in an Olympic interview with Katie Couric, “Sometimes I just want to be like every other 22-year-old and just Netflix and chill.” </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/apparentlyshespartofmycrowd?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ApparentlyShesPartOfMyCrowd</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/netflixandchillinyosweats?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">NetflixAndChillInYoSweats</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/becauseshesnottalkingaboutthenasty?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BecauseShesNotTalkingAboutTheNasty</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/notwithkatiecouricbeforetheolympics?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">NotWithKatieCouricBeforeTheOlympics</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/mikaelashiffrinismypeople?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MikaelaShiffrinIsmyPeople</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/teamusa?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TeamUSA</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/teamnetflixandchillforreal?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TeamNetflixAndChillForReal</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Being thin does not necessarily indicate fitness just as being chubby does not necessarily denote the lack thereof. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/comeatmebro?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ComeAtMeBro</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/doyouevenworkout?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">DoYouEvenWorkOut</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/fearthechub?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">FearTheChub</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/nowsellingticketstothegunshow?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">NowSellingTicketsToTheGunShow</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">That one time when a coworker mentions that it’s supposed to rain all weekend and you turn to a patient and ask her if she plans to “Netflix and chill” and then are immediately pulled aside by the same coworker who informs you that “Netflix and chill” does NOT, in fact, mean putting on your sweats, sitting on the couch, and watching Netflix. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/itotallydidntknow?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ITotallyDidntKnow</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/whydontpeoplesaywhattheymean?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WhyDontPeopleSayWhatTheyMean</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/whyamisonotcool?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WhyAmISoNotCool</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/itslikeimeighty?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ItsLikeImEighty</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ineedaclassincurrentslang?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">INeedAClassInCurrentSlang</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Just received a ten minute lecture on why everyone should be vegan due to animal cruelty issues. And then I look down and homeboy is wearing real leather shoes. </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/whereyouthinktheygotthatleatherkiller?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WhereYouThinkTheyGotThatLeatherKiller</span></a></span></div>
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The Kid: What’s the problem, mama?<br />Me: It was just a really long day.<br />The Kid: Man, I heard that. But you know what they say. When the going gets tough, the tough get going.</div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Me after three nights of little to no sleep. Or maybe, more accurately, four years of little to no sleep. And why isn’t the non-sleeping kid tired when he’s up all freaking night?! </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/forthelove?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ForTheLove</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">When you're up half the night with a sick kid and you fantasize about putting the other kid on the school bus and going straight back to sleep. Instead, the "sick" kid is jumping on the bed, running up and down the hallway screaming, and attempting to tag both the dog and the cats with his light-up ball you just retrieved from the light fixture. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/drpeppertakemeaway?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">DrPepperTakeMeAway</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/howishenottired?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">HowIsHeNotTired</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/imtoooldforthiscrap?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ImTooOldForThisCrap</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/sleepisfortheweak?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SleepIsForTheWeak</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">When you’re giving a massage at work and the patient refers to another girl who works with you as, “you know, the older woman” and you snort and giggle just a little until you remember that you and “the older woman” are literally the same age. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/maaaaaan?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">Maaaaaan</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/olderwomanindeed?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">OlderWomanIndeed</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Another reason to live in a small town: I go to buy windshield wiper blades and the dude walks out to my car in the rain, measures the blades, finds them, and installs them for me. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/keelersforthewin?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">KeelersForTheWin</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/smalltowngirl?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SmallTownGirl</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">As I’m sitting down playing the keyboard, The Tater runs over, yanks the plug out of the wall and yells, “No, mama! Uh-uh. GAME OVER.”</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Kid dental appointments. The first in YEARS. And while The Tater was eager to show the dental hygienist his teeth the first time, he thought her asking again and again bordered on absurdity. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/idontthinkso?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IDontThinkSo</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ialreadyshowedyouonce?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IAlreadyShowedYouOnce</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/leavemealone?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">LeaveMeAlone</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/dentalofficetoyshaventchangedin30years?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">DentalOfficeToysHaventChangedIn30Years</span></a></span></div>
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Erinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15246823647604252901noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32012601.post-38621221968298015142019-02-09T09:49:00.003-06:002019-02-09T09:49:47.315-06:00On Facebook - January 2018<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">1. That one time when The Dog starts humping The Kid’s leg and you’re forced to explain “humping” and you’re all like </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/hotdamn?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">HotDamn</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ididnotsignupforthis?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IDidNotSignUpForThis</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/isthiswhatadultingis?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IsThisWhatAdultingIs</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">. 2. Doug The Wonder Dog is recently neutered meaning that his, uh, empty sack is just dangling there, and you know, the four-year-old is abnormally fascinated by it and believes he should yank on it regularly just to see how The Dog will react. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thereactionisnevergood?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TheReactionIsNeverGood</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/dontbesillyitsjustasack?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">DontBeSillyItsJustASack</span></a></span><br />
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On the way home from church yesterday, there were cows right by the road:</div>
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The Tater: That’s a bull, he has horns.<br />The Kid: Horns don’t make a bull, Tater, test-mi-cles do.</div>
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Today during church, The Kid was being extra squirmy:</div>
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Me: What are you doing?<br />The Kid: I’m trying really hard to die.<br />Me: Why?<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><br />The Kid: So I can go be with Grandpa Paul and Aunt Carolyn.<br />Me: You know if you go to be with them you can’t be with me, right?<br />The Kid: I’m pretty sure I’ll like them better anyway.</span></div>
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I’m in the bathroom getting ready for church when The Tater starts screaming at the top of his lungs:</div>
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The Tater: Move your leg! Get out of the way!<br />The Kid: Oh, Tater, you’re being over dramatic.</div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">My life goal used to be to travel the world and write for Lonely Planet. Now, my life goal is to make it through an entire bedtime routine without my kids saying they can’t find their toothbrushes. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/goalzzzzz?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">Goalzzzzz</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/yourtoothbrushisliterallyonthebathroomcounter?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">YourToothbrushIsLiterallyOnTheBathroomCounter</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: I can’t wait to be an adult.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: You’ll have to buy your own toilet paper. You’ll literally be spending money on something you flush down the toilet.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: I’m not going to buy toilet paper. I’m going to buy seeds.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: Seeds for what?!</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: For plants so I can use leaves instead of toilet paper. It’s renewable.</span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline;"><br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ohofcourse?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">OhOfCourse</span></span></a> <span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/bumwipingleaves?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BumWipingLeaves</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline;"><span style="background-color: white;">The Tater: Do you have lots of hearts?</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: I just have one.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Tater: Is it just really big?</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: It’s normal size.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Tater: I think you have three hearts. One for me and one for sister and one for daddy.</span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline;"><br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/truth?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">Truth</span></span></a> <span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/myhearts?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MyHearts</span></a></span></span></span></div>
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The Tater had a rough night and slept in this morning. When he woke up just now, he found me in he kitchen:</div>
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The Tater: Why do you get up, mama? Can we just snuggle in bed and eat some bacon?<br />Me: Uh...I guess so.<br />The Tater: Come on. You’re so beautiful, mama.<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><br /><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/imsuchasucker?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ImSuchASucker</span></a></span></span></div>
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Got home from work last night to find The Kid dressed in a dance costume wearing copious amounts of makeup:</div>
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The Kid: Mama, can’t I please enter the beauty pageant?<br />Me: What would you do for the talent portion?<br />The Kid: Well...I can hop on one leg and talk at the same time. I bet that would be the best talent there.<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/imsureitwould?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ImSureItWould</span></span></a> <span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/justlikelittlemisssunshine?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">JustLikeLittleMissSunshine</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The Kid has a talk today in primary. I asked her if she wanted me to help her write some things down so she'll remember what she wants to say and, "No thanks, mama. I've got everything I need stored in my little noggin here." </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/imterrifiedofwhatsinhernoggin?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ImTerrifiedOfWhatsInHerNoggin</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/youneverknowwhatshewillsay?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">YouNeverKnowWhatSheWillSay</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The Tater walks into our bedroom, wedges himself between me and his father in our bed and whispers, “Don’t worry mama, you’re my girl. Let’s have a sugar on the lippy lips.”</span></div>
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In order to quell fights, I now read in the hallway right in between rooms so both kids can hear. But, this way I can’t tell when kids fall asleep and often read way longer than they’re listening. Tonight:</div>
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“Mama, Do piranhas eat bananas?”<br />“Mama, what’s the smallest breathing thing?”<br />“Mama, if you were a monkey would you like other monkeys?”<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><br />“Can cats blow bubbles? Well, can they whistle?”<br />“If you have another baby, I hope it’s a chinchilla.”<br />“Mama, I don’t know what it is, it’s a noise coming out of my bum.”</span></div>
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Me: What do you want, dude?<br />The Tater: I want to make you happy. Pucker up, buttercup.</div>
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The Tater is after The Kid for taking too long to make him a paper airplane and this, “You can’t rush perfection, dude. If you rush perfection, you end up with crap.” <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/amen?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">Amen</span></span></a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/youdontwantcrapdoyou?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">YouDontWantCrapDoYou</span></span></a></div>
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The Tater: What is it?<br />Me: What does it look like?<br />The Tater: It looks like not yours is what it looks like.</div>
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Me: Dude, is that daddy's candy?<br />The Tater: Of course.<br />Me: But why are you eating daddy's candy?<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><br />The Tater: Because. Mine is all gone. His was just sitting on the couch.<br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/imean?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IMean</span></span></a> <span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/hejustleftitthereforme?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">HeJustLeftItThereForMe</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">Husband has purchased a keyboard to teach himself how to play the piano (just when you think you know a guy). The best news? The kids have discovered a setting that makes the keyboard sound like squirrels on crack. It’s not annoying. At all.</span></span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">Since Christmas Eve is on a Sunday, Buddy The Elf brought the kids new church clothes. The Tater, a long documented hater of ALL THINGS church clothes, opened his gift of a new shirt then fell on the floor screaming, “I don’t like that one!” </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/whatsthiscrap?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WhatsThisCrap</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ithoughtiwasgettingsomethinggood?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IThoughtIWasGettingSomethingGood</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">A talk in church on Sunday where skiing was mentioned made me homesick for this: Japan, ski weekends, onsens, good (real) ramen, Brittany Spears Greatest Hits, and my two best girls, </span><a class="profileLink" data-hovercard-prefer-more-content-show="1" data-hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=623555382&extragetparams=%7B%22__tn__%22%3A%22%2CdK-R-R%22%2C%22eid%22%3A%22ARDP0l8In8k-pGkAHN9GjRRLtJt63z582_2JgFEebvCRB5AN7nEiCvrNvKNhmvOSEV3rMqTvdBitfjA3%22%2C%22fref%22%3A%22mentions%22%7D" href="https://www.facebook.com/grainne.hanna.9?__tn__=%2CdK-R-R&eid=ARDP0l8In8k-pGkAHN9GjRRLtJt63z582_2JgFEebvCRB5AN7nEiCvrNvKNhmvOSEV3rMqTvdBitfjA3&fref=mentions" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;">Gráinne</a><span style="background-color: white;"> and </span><a class="profileLink" data-hovercard-prefer-more-content-show="1" data-hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=638362192&extragetparams=%7B%22__tn__%22%3A%22%2CdK-R-R%22%2C%22eid%22%3A%22ARCclfG0fV_91fBls1s61N8p18PqwgedqWwsRbRdqBgF6aEq6MIfDYbkq7tUBSRBA47qF7Wnrv4RX9Vu%22%2C%22fref%22%3A%22mentions%22%7D" href="https://www.facebook.com/thanet?__tn__=%2CdK-R-R&eid=ARCclfG0fV_91fBls1s61N8p18PqwgedqWwsRbRdqBgF6aEq6MIfDYbkq7tUBSRBA47qF7Wnrv4RX9Vu&fref=mentions" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;">Thanet</a><span style="background-color: white;">. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ireallywasntagreatskier?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IReallyWasntAGreatSkier</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/butiatleastlearnedhowtostop?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ButIAtLeastLearnedHowToStop</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/theramenwasamazing?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TheRamenWasAmazing</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andisurelookcuteinthatbeanie?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndISureLookCuteInThatBeanie</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ithadsequinsonit?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ItHadSequinsOnIt</span></a></span></span></div>
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The Kid knew her entire alphabet before she was two. The Tater has just turned four and shows no inclination or interest in learning his letters - I brought out the foam letters The Kid learned on and this is exactly how it went:</div>
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Speaking to The Tater about his musical performance at the church Christmas party last night:</div>
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Me: Did you do some good singing? <br />The Tater: YES!<br />Me: It was amazing.<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><br />The Tater: No, it was not amazing. It was VERY amazing.</span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">The Tater just opened the front door and started to cry, “MAMA! What happened to all the lovely snow?!” </span><span class="_5mfr" style="margin: 0px 1px;"><span class="_6qdm" style="background-image: url("https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t9f/2/16/26c4.png"); background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; background-size: contain; color: transparent; display: inline-block; font-family: inherit; font-size: 16px; height: 16px; text-shadow: none; vertical-align: text-bottom; width: 16px;">⛄️</span></span><span style="background-color: white;"> </span></span></div>
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“Mama, when it snows, I understand that there’s this game where you make balls out of the snow and throw them at one another.”</div>
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*throws a snowball at her*</div>
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“Ouch! Why would you do that to me?!”</div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">That one time when you get a call from the school nurse for the-Kid-who’s-never-sick (saying The Kid is running a fever), so you call in to work and rush home to pick her up and when you get her she seems to be crying in what appears to be genuine agony that continues for thirty minutes non-stop because her ear hurts. So, you set her up at the table with a Dr Pepper and a serving of chicken noodle soup and start preparing a concoction to put in her ear and as you’re coming out of the bathroom to administer it, you hear the thumping of what turns out to be several cartwheels in a row punctuated by banshee squeals. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/drpepperworksmiracles?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">DrPepperWorksMiracles</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/behealed?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BeHealed</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/canyoufakeafeveratschool?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">CanYouFakeAFeverAtSchool</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ithinkivebeenhad?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IThinkIveBeenHad</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The Tater, hiding in his closet this morning, “I don’t like to wear pants! I don’t want to go to work!” </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/pantsarethedevil?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">PantsAreTheDevil</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ifeelyoudude?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IFeelYouDude</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">This day. Where it’s cold and wet outside. And there are snotty noses. And we were up half the night. Therefore, fleece blankets, hot chocolate, movies, and what The Tater calls, “sweeping pajannas”. All we need now is a delivery of lentil and sausage soup from Carrabba’s and our lives would be complete. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/snugglingwithmybaby?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SnugglingWithMyBaby</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/notnesessarilybychoice?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">NotNesessarilyByChoice</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/wipingnosesandfaces?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WipingNosesAndFaces</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/livingthedream?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">LivingTheDream</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The Tater is sick. Naturally, that means his sleep pattern is off. Well, more off than usual. This morning at 12:30, I found him sitting at the kitchen counter. When I walked in, he looked up and said, “Hey, mama! What’s for breakfast?” </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/nothing?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">Nothing</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/gobacktobedforthelove?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">GoBackToBedForTheLove</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Me: Man, I’m having a hard time.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: Try doing a booty shake.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: You think that’ll help?</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: It always helps me feel better.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">It’s 7:25 on a Saturday morning. Thanks to our preciouses, we’ve been awake since 5. Husband is currently in the kitchen cooking sausage, blaring Bon Jovi’s Livin’ On A Prayer, and singing at the top of his lungs. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/weknowhowtoparty?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WeKnowHowToParty</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/halfwaythere?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">HalfwayThere</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/breakfastinbed?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BreakfastInBed</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The Kid just totally took a digger out of the swing into a perfect face-first slide. As I was waiting for her to start crying, she picked up her head and said, “We’ve just learned two very important things here. 1. I would win at baseball and 2. You said I couldn’t fly, but apparently I can.”</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">That one time when you go to the park and the only other lady there plops herself down on the bench right next to you with her four cell phones and starts talking at you about how her selfies in the park excursion is going. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/umwedontknoweachother?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">UmWeDontKnowEachOther</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andyouresupercreepy?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndYoureSuperCreepy</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andnooneneedsfourphonesforselfies?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndNoOneNeedsFourPhonesForSelfies</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andwhyareyousittingsoclose?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndWhyAreYouSittingSoClose</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ihavespacialissues?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IHaveSpacialIssues</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/pleasemoveback15feet?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">PleaseMoveBack15Feet</span></a></span></div>
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Erinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15246823647604252901noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32012601.post-53193949599145087152019-02-08T14:18:00.003-06:002019-02-08T14:18:54.398-06:00On Facebook - November 2017<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">You guys. I did it. I bought a Shark on Black Friday. It’s the new love of my life. </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/exceptforhusbandimean?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ExceptForHusbandIMean</span></a></span><br />
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The Tater: Cookies are for BOYS.<br />The Kid: No, Tater, cookies are for closers.</div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The Tater has been acting like a pill pretty much non-stop for the last week. Today, I heard The Kid giving him a talking-to, "Tater, if you don't start behaving, I'll have no choice but to report your actions to Buddy The Elf." </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thatllgethim?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ThatllGetHim</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/tattletale?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TattleTale</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/taterhastwomothers?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TaterHasTwoMothers</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Before I started my short cardio this morning I explained to my kids that if they could just let me be for twenty minutes, I’d finish up quickly, then we could go do something fun. Just for entertainment, I counted the number of times they interrupted with, “MOM! I need...”. Thirty-two times. In twenty minutes. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/forthelove?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ForTheLove</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/twentyminutecardiotakesforty?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TwentyMinuteCardioTakesForty</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andiwonderwhyicantloseweight?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndIWonderWhyICantLoseWeight</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Me (talking to myself): I don't understand why people are so mean to each other on the internet.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: Well, you know what Taylor Swift says. Haters gonna hate.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">That one time when you accidentally mention to your kid that if she wants to help inject the turkey, she’ll need to be up early. And then 4am rolls around, she runs into your room, pokes you in the forehead and shouts, “WAKEY, WAKEY! That turkey’s not going to bake itself!”</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Brought both kids to work with me for an hour today:</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: What is your job exactly?</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: I’m a massage therapist.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: So, you’re telling me you spend all day long touching strangers all over?</span><br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/umyesthatsaccurate?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">UmYesThatsAccurate</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/exceptnotexactlyallover?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ExceptNotExactlyALLOver</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thatsadifferentjob?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ThatsADifferentJob</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Tried on some of the new lippy I bought yesterday and then showed it off to The Kid:</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: What do you think?</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: It's nice! Are you going for a goth look today?</span><br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/maybeitisaliiiiiiiitledark?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MaybeItIsALiiiiiiiitleDark</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/itlookedamazingonmyhand?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ItLookedAmazingOnMyHand</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/takingitoffmademelooklikethejoker?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TakingItOffMadeMeLookLikeTheJoker</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The Tater just requested a drink of my apple cider vinegar drink, so I gave him one. As he was grimacing and trying to wipe it off his tongue, "EWWWWWWW! YUCK! I don't even like you!"</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The Tater: Hmmm...where are all the chips?</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: They’re for me, not you.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Tater: Can you put some chips for you in my bowl?</span></div>
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The Kid: Mama, are you allowed to do that?!<br />Me: Well, I have to see if it’ll work on my skin.<br />The Kid: In that case, let’s crack open some of this eyeshadow!</div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: I think we should do some random service this Christmas season.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: I think that would be really nice.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: Yeah, like you could make me some cookies.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: You're supposed to do service for other people.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: I am other people.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">It’s awfully hard to order a birthday surprise when UPS delivers said gift straight into your child’s hands. </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/youhadonejob?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">YouHadOneJob</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">The Kid: Hey, can I have some of this?</span><br style="caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">The Tater: You betcha.</span><br style="caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">The Kid: How do you know about "you betcha"?</span><br style="caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">The Tater: Because I'm awesome.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">After Halloween, we had a giant bowl of candy that disappeared from the kitchen counter. We looked and looked for it. Fast forward to today when I surprised The Tater, who was quietly sitting in his closet right by mounds of candy that he'd poured in one of his drawers. When I caught him, he started to cry and said, "I think a sucker will calm me down." </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/tricksey?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">Tricksey</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/candyalwayscalmspeopledown?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">CandyAlwaysCalmsPeopleDown</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/nothinglikeasugarhigh?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">NothingLikeASugarHigh</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">All week, The Kid begged and begged for money to go to the book fair, which I categorically refused because I knew she would spend it on pens and sparkly notebooks instead of actual books (now who else would do that....oh, ME!) Anyway, her soft-touch father relented and gave her some cash and guess what she came home with? An invisible pen and a sequined diary. This morning she came to me with her diary and said, "Mama, I'm happy daddy loves me enough to let me buy this diary. Now I have a place to write my dazzling dreams and sparkly secrets." </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/indeed?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">Indeed</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/somanydreamsandsecretsforthesevenyearold?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SoManyDreamsAndSecretsForTheSevenYearOld</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/shehasthreeotherdiaries?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SheHasThreeOtherDiarie</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The kids came home this morning covered in dirt, smelling like smoke, and completely euphoric. Husband came dragging in after having to spend the night with The Tater tucked inside his sleeping bag because he was freezing his little yellow skin off. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thekidwasupat445?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TheKidWasUpAt445</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/givingmathproblemstotheotherleader?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">GivingMathProblemsToTheOtherLeader</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/whencanwegoagaindaddy?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WhenCanWeGoAgainDaddy</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Tonight, Husband has BOTH KIDS out camping, which marks the first time in The Tater's life where I've spent a night away from him. He'll be four in ten days. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/separationanxiety?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SeparationAnxiety</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/menothim?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MeNotHim</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/hehasatentandcheetos?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">HeHasATentAndCheetos</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Tip of the day: please, for the love of all that’s holy, please never say the following to a massage therapist, “Oh, you can’t hurt me. Go as hard as you want.” Because we can. And we’ll take you at your word. And you’ll see. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/massagetherapy?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MassageTherapy</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/nobutseriously?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">NoButSeriously</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/icanhurtyou?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ICanHurtYou</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andiprobablywill?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndIProbablyWill</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The Tater has reached my very favorite stage of development - where he adds an “es” on the end of pretty much every plural word, making him sound like Gollum. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/fruitses?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">Fruitses</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/breadses?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">Breadses</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> #</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: Where are you going today?</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: I’m working out at the prison today, dude.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: If any of those prisoners escape while you’re out there, just karate chop them, mama. And if that doesn’t work, don’t hesitate to bite.</span><br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/brawlingtipsfrommysevenyearold?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BrawlingTipsFromMySevenYearOld</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/justdothekaratechop?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">JustDoTheKarateChop</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">1. According to my Fitbit, I made 12,000 steps today at work. That’s five miles. And that’s really far. 2. At lunch, I walked to the liquor store for my yearly 1/2 gallon of rum. What I didn’t take into account was the fact that I’d have to walk back the entire way on a very busy street clutching my brown paper sack - looking like an alkie. 3. I did my very first curbside grocery pickup today. And it might have been one of the best things that’s ever happened to me.</span></div>
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I overfilled the bath for The Tater just now and when I went to let some of the water out, he starts screaming like I've cut off his toe:</div>
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Me: What on earth is the problem?<br />The Tater: I can't even take a bath! The bath is drinking all the water down gone!<br /><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ohforthelove?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">OhForTheLOVE</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">It’s absolutely amazing how fast you can go on rollerblades when you don’t have to push a stroller. The only things you’re stopping/slowing down for are: 1. When you realize that the Kenyans could still run twice as far in the same amount of time. 2. When Whitney hits the high notes - ain’t nobody disrespecting Ms. Houston in that manner. 3. To drop your very best blading dance moves. 4. To talk to/pet every dog that comes to greet you. Except The Bully Dogs - you go faster than ever when they hit the road. 5. To wipe the sweat that’s rolling down every, single body plane since it’s 80 degrees with 96% humidity at 9am on November 4th.</span></div>
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The Kid: I want to be Jo-Jo.<br />Me: What if you wore this and dressed up as Jackie Kennedy instead? She was a president’s wife. He was shot when he was the president.<br />The Kid: She was married to Abraham Lincoln?!<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/nailedit?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">NailedIt</span></span></a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/weareawesomeathistory?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WeAreAwesomeAtHistory</span></span></a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/mamawasjackiekennedyyourfriend?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MamaWasJackieKennedyYourFriend</span></span></a><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/hercostumelookednothinglikejackie?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">HerCostumeLookedNothingLikeJackie</span></a></span></span></div>
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Me trying to guilt/threaten/entice The Tater into wearing his Halloween costume:</div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">So. Say you’ve decided to swear off fried food. But since you make bacon in the oven, bacon is exempt from the “no fried” status, right? Asking for a friend.</span></div>
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Brought some balloons home from work last night:</div>
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The Tater: Don’t let it go or it’ll fly away high in the sky!<br />The Kid: No, it won’t. I attached it to two glow sticks and glow sticks are stronger than helium.<br />The Tater: Oh, I see! You’re smart!</div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">When you get to work with THREE lip glosses in your pocket. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/addicted?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">Addicted</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/youknowjustincase?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">YouKnowJustInCase</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ineedallofthem?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">INeedAllOfThem</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ihavealotoflips?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IHaveALotOfLips</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">An insight into who I am: when Google Maps gives me two routes that look equidistant, you can bet your rear end that I’ll take the one with seven school zones, a traffic jam, and 900 buses. </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/imakepoordecisions?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IMakePoorDecisions</span></a></span></div>
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The Kid finishes telling me a story that’s twelve million hours long:</div>
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The Kid: So, what do you think, mama?<br />Me: I think that would be awesome.<br />The Kid: Mama, I’m sensing sarcasm, whereas I was being completely serious.<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/dontberidiculous?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">DontBeRidiculous</span></span></a> <span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/imonlysarcasticontuesdays?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ImOnlySarcasticOnTuesdays</span></a></span></span></div>
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Working on parts for this Sunday's Primary Program at church, trying to prompt The Tater to say, "My daddy gives me priesthood blessings when I am sick":</div>
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Me: My daddy gives me....<br />The Tater: MONEY!<br /><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/nailedit?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">NailedIt</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">When your mother tells you the same story six times and you know that in her mind, since she's said it six times, that means that all six of her kids know about it. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/yesyoutoldmethatsixtimes?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">YesYouToldMeThatSixTimes</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/butdidyoutellanyoneelse?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ButDidYouTellAnyoneElse</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/erinhowamisupposedtorememberwhoitold?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ErinHowAmISupposedToRememberWhoITold</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">New to the list of the parents I've pissed off in the school drop off line: Lumberton Middle School. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/canijustpassyoutogetintheparkinglot?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">CanIJustPassYouToGetInTheParkingLot</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/imnottryingtocuttheline?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ImNotTryingToCutTheLine</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/yesihavetogothisslowoverspeedbumps?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">YesIHaveToGoThisSlowOverSpeedBumps</span></span></a><br /><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thecaddyisclassybutitbottomsout?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TheCaddyIsClassyButItBottomsOut</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">It's official: starting Tuesday, October 17th, I will rejoin the incomparable massage team at Wilson Chiropractic. I will be available for longer massages Tuesday/Thursday mornings and will be working in the treatment bay doing treatment massages in the afternoons. Come by and see me! To schedule an appointment (either for massage or for chiropractic care) call 866-8661. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/massagetherapychangeslives?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MassageTherapyChangesLives</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ialsochangelives?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IAlsoChangeLives</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andilookamazinginscrubs?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndILookAmazingInScrubs</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Two things that make me happier than pretty much anything: 1. Hearing Husband talk to our children when he doesn't know I'm listening. 2. A freshly mowed lawn. I stand on the porch for days after it's mowed just to see how tidy it looks. </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/myhouseisdirtybutlookatmygrass?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MyHouseIsDirtyButLookAtMYGrass</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Me: We can either read the scriptures or just for tonight, you can stay and play in the bath for fifteen extra minutes.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: MAMA! NO! We have to read the scriptures. It's a commandment! And if I'm wrong about it being a commandment, it's still what God would want us to do!</span><br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ohright?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">OhRight</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/parentingfail?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ParentingFail</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/itwasatesttoseewhatyouwouldchoose?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ItWasATestToSeeWhatYouWouldChoose</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/youpassed?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">YouPassed</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/congratulations?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">Congratulations</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: Daddy says I have poop all over my undies, but I don't see it.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: Yup. Right there. It might be Nutella, though.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: I'm going to go ahead and lick it to check which it is.</span><br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ewwwwno?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">EwwwwNO</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/kidsaregross?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">KidsAreGross</span></a></span></div>
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The Kid: This book has bad words in it and I don't feel good about reading them.<br />Me: What words would those be?<br />The Kid: Stupid. And ugly. I'm just going to have to refer to them as "S" and "U".<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><br />Me: Uh, yeah, ok, that works.<br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/stupidisthesword?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">StupidIsTheSWord</span></span></a> <span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/notuglyjustunfortunatelooking?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">NotUglyJustUnfortunateLooking</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">Woke up in the middle of the night with the head cold from hell (thus ending our nine day streak where no one was sick) 1. As someone who rarely, if ever, watches daytime TV, I'm here to tell you that it is absolute garbage. 2. Without proper supervision, The Tater managed to mess up my entire box of yarn (for behold, it was a big box) and almost succeeded in tying himself into the closet. It really did take an appeal to every, single one of my motherly sympathies to not leave him there. 3. Husband brought me a Dr Pepper before he left for work. It was absolutely delicious. 4. How has cold medicine not improved over the last 30 years? 5. I've finished Poldark. Now what do I do?</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">It is The Kid's main goal in life to have at least one of the cats imprisoned at all times. Today when the cat managed to escape her massive cat fortress she screams at her brother, "Tater! We're really going to need to up our game!" </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thesepoorcats?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ThesePoorCats</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/icanonlyprotectthemsomuch?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ICanOnlyProtectThemSoMuch</span></a></span></div>
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Erinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15246823647604252901noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32012601.post-51432561867823644252019-02-08T13:47:00.004-06:002019-02-08T13:47:34.070-06:00On Facebook - September 2017<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Watching football and I see all of these girls in the crowd wearing tube tops: #1 Why are they half naked at a football game? Could they not at least afford straps? I have it on good authority that they can purchase a perfectly good full-coverage t-shirt at their college bookstore. #2 I am very interested in the logistics of keeping a tube top in place while madly cheering for your team. Like, are you hoping things will just flop out and you'll get accidental TV coverage and become the next Kardashian family? Or are you actually hoping to remain covered? </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/somanyquestions?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SoManyQuestions</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/pleaseenlightenme?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">PleaseEnlightenMe</span></a></span><br />
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There is a big accident between Lumberton and Silsbee. In my infinite wisdom, I decided to take to the back roads to circumvent the wreck:</div>
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The Kid: Mama, I really don't think this is a good idea. You'll get lost.<br />Me: Oh, I will not.<br />The Kid: Heavenly Father, please help mama not to get lost so I don't starve to death in the car. Amen.</div>
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The Tater: It's Heavenly Father and the Holy Ghost!<br />Me: Naw, dude, it's thunder and lightning.<br />The Tater: No, it's not. They're mad with you.</div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The Kid has discovered Siri. And despite multiple admonitions, she believes Siri is a real person who actually cares about her as Siri's answer to all of The Kid's long, drawn out questions is, "It's not about me, it's about you."</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Is anyone else having problems with kids not sleeping since the storm? Y'all, in 3 weeks, we've had one night (ONE NIGHT) where kids haven't been in and out of our room multiple times during the night. If it's anxiety based, I can totally try to be more understanding, but as of right now, all I am is tired and irritable. And sick, too.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Amount of time in which my Kindle estimates I will finish a book when my kids are awake and providing constant interruption: 6 hours 43 minutes. Amount of time in which my Kindle estimates I will finish the same book when my kids are asleep: 1 hour 25 minutes.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The Tater: Mama! Come here!</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: What do you need, dude?</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Tater: I need to listen to you!</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Upon arrival home from school, "Mama, I've got great news! The Big Bad Wolf wasn't big OR bad. I read the true story about him today and he's just plain fancy. He wears gloves. How can you be bad when you wear gloves?!" </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/michaeljacksonworeagloveandhesangbad?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MichaelJacksonWoreAGloveAndHeSangBad</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">All summer long I have to tell my kids to close the door so as not to let the bought air out. As a general rule, it takes three to four tellings as they stare at me blankly and my voice volume increases dramatically and it's shrillness reaches levels only heard by dogs. For the last week, we've been having AMAZING, low humidity weather and as such, I've been trying to keep doors open to cool the house down. And guess what. Both of my children are literally running around after me closing the doors as soon as I walk away from them. </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/nowyouwanttoclosethedoor?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">NowYouWantToCloseTheDoor</span></a></span></div>
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Just as I'm sitting down to eat breakfast, The Tater asks me to put his socks on:</div>
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Me: Dude, can you go ask daddy?<br />The Tater: I can't! Daddy doesn't know how to do anything!</div>
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Me: Dude. Please take your hands out of your pants.<br />The Tater: I can't. It's stuck.<br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/butseriously?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ButSeriously</span></span></a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/whatisitwithboysandtheirjunk?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WhatIsItWithBoysAndTheirJunk</span></span></a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/dontworryitsstillthere?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">DontWorryItsStillThere</span></span></a><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/itdidnotdisappearwithinthelast17seconds?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ItDidNotDisappearWithinTheLast17Seconds</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">That one time when Hurricane Harvey was bearing down on the Texas coast and you're all like, "I'd better stock up on batteries just in case" and you proceed to buy one billion AA batteries. And then your power goes out and you find that every.single.one of your flashlights takes AAA batteries. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/hurricanefail?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">HurricaneFail</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/noworriesthelightsarebackon?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">NoWorriesTheLightsAreBackOn</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/goodthingbecauseiwasgettingmean?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">GoodThingBecauseIWasGettingMean</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">1. I am NOT graceful under pressure. 2. I also LITERALLY cannot be nice when I'm hot. Or tired. 3. Husband is a saint for putting up with me. In any condition. 4. I am asking my wealthy benefactor for a generator for Christmas. And ten five-gallon gas cans. And a water purifier. 5. We tried to get gas at Walmart down the road and the line was literally two miles long. In our little town, there is not even one gallon of gas to be had. 6. I tried to buy milk yesterday and there is none to be had. Or eggs. Or any type of bread product. 7. The Texans and specifically the Buna-ites really are the best people on the entire planet. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/lifeafterharvey?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">LifeAfterHarvey</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thingsyoudontthinkabout?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ThingsYouDontThinkAbout</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">You know what my favorite thing about not having power? Having to explain to my children every 7.2 seconds what does and what doesn't work when the power is out. What does work = nothing. What doesn't work = everything. That about clears it up.</span></div>
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Erinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15246823647604252901noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32012601.post-85937139408667567042019-02-08T13:33:00.002-06:002019-02-08T13:33:47.918-06:00On Facebook - August 2017<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">I have just now realized a penchant for tearing things up. I don't actually know how to do it properly, but even at that, it might be my new favorite thing to do. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/tearitup?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TearItUp</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ineedabiggercrowbar?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">INeedABiggerCrowbar</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/demoday?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">DemoDay</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">That one time when you're watching brave and amazing helicopter rescues from flood water and the CNN news anchor complains because "there are no seats in those helicopters". It happened to be the same anchor that got onto Melania Trump yesterday for wearing white on their tour of Corpus. Uhh....as they say, ain't nobody care about that. </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/seriouslylady?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SeriouslyLady</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Local news reports the city of Beaumont has received over 45 inches of rain (26 inches yesterday alone). It's still raining. It was a rough, scary night. If anyone needs a dry place (and can actually get here), our house is open to you.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Y'all. It's been raining like the dickens non-stop since midnight last night (after a small reprieve yesterday afternoon/evening). It. Is. So. Much. Water. According to the weather, now Tropical Storm Harvey will make landfall tomorrow morning somewhere between us and the Louisiana border. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/goawayharvey?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">GoAwayHarvey</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/winningathurricaning?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WinningAtHurricaning</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/hurricaningistotallyaword?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">HurricaningIsTotallyAWord</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/rainraingoaway?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">RainRainGoAway</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">"Mama, can you paint my nails? I can't let a hurricane keep me from being fabulous." </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/hurricaneharvey?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">HurricaneHarvey</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/cantkeepusdown?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">CantKeepUsDown</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/wearebusybeingfabulous?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WeAreBusyBeingFabulous</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">There is now officially water over our road, but in championship fashion, The Caddy brought us safely home from church. Still raining. And we're almost out of peanut M&Ms. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/stateofemergency?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">StateOfEmergency</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/sendoutthenationalguard?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SendOutTheNationalGuard</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/nobutseriouslyprayfortexas?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">NoButSeriouslyPrayForTexas</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">It's been raining steadily for the last twenty hours. The Kid, worrying that the school will be closed tomorrow, "Mama! We've gotta pray to God that it stops raining and we can go to school tomorrow or else Mrs. Shofner will miss seeing me for an entire day! She'll be so disappointed!" </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/imsureshewould?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ImSureSheWould</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">When it's raining big outside and your family is stuck inside and your seven-year-old decides that now is an optimal time to learn how to whistle. </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/notannoyingatall?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">NotAnnoyingAtAll</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">So, nobody worry, because thanks to my weather genius friend, </span><a class="profileLink" data-hovercard-prefer-more-content-show="1" data-hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=617066721&extragetparams=%7B%22__tn__%22%3A%22%2CdK-R-R%22%2C%22eid%22%3A%22ARCEqNvWgOdupnJTz0LXV_sw0JBsB94wUHauLTq5hWbq17oPsjdEQcN5kgQeUr34k2gHjCI6F33uoz5f%22%2C%22fref%22%3A%22mentions%22%7D" href="https://www.facebook.com/heather.g.porter.9?__tn__=%2CdK-R-R&eid=ARCEqNvWgOdupnJTz0LXV_sw0JBsB94wUHauLTq5hWbq17oPsjdEQcN5kgQeUr34k2gHjCI6F33uoz5f&fref=mentions" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;">Heather</a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">, a new, 100% correct Hurricane Harvey prediction has just been revealed. It's referred to as the "BYU Model" and will make it possible for me to watch the BYU game this weekend (our cable goes out when it rains) and will decrease flooding in Houston so the BYU/LSU game will still happen next week. And for this, we praise the Lord. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/becauseletsfocusonwhatreallymatters?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BecauseLetsFocusOnWhatReallyMatters</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thelordsteam?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; 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unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">43KyleGriffittsIsMyBrother</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/wellhesnottechnicallymybrother?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WellHesNotTechnicallyMyBrother</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/hesmybrotherinthegospel?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">HesMyBrotherInTheGospel</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andalsobyadoption?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; 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unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">HesNotAwareIveAdoptedHim</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/hurricaneharveycantkeepusapart?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">HurricaneHarveyCantKeepUsApart</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/prayforthebyumodel?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">PrayForTheBYUModel</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">The native Bunans (or should that be Buna-ites? </span><a class="profileLink" data-hovercard-prefer-more-content-show="1" data-hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=1324982116&extragetparams=%7B%22__tn__%22%3A%22%2CdK-R-R%22%2C%22eid%22%3A%22ARB-e1ymE6fvQJ6wFDk3MdeL1eVVH_9XYt3cqpVVYWumyIhNMtJoobVbEoRHRmVQ8lechr0UGyC6v3gu%22%2C%22fref%22%3A%22mentions%22%7D" href="https://www.facebook.com/tanya.ferguson3?__tn__=%2CdK-R-R&eid=ARB-e1ymE6fvQJ6wFDk3MdeL1eVVH_9XYt3cqpVVYWumyIhNMtJoobVbEoRHRmVQ8lechr0UGyC6v3gu&fref=mentions" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;">Tanya Ferguson</a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">, please advise) are sand bagging and filling up every gas can on the face of the planet. The egrets are flocking and I just saw the biggest snake I've ever seen in my entire life. Husband is making fun of me because I bought two cases of water on top of the three he already had. As of right now, the storm is supposed to hit 327 miles to our southwest, but damned if I'm not ready for it!</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">I have just been reassured that I sweat as efficiently as an elite athlete. Look out, Usain Bolt, I'm comin' for ya! Or at least I'm coming for you as you were before you lost to Justin Gatlin, who, bless his heart, is a Grade A douche bag. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/sweatlikeanathlete?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SweatLikeAnAthlete</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/beachampion?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BeAChampion</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/justdoit?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">JustDoIt</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Latest discovery: if I tell my children something is their father's, they are 96% more likely to leave it alone.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span>
<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">1. When the kid who literally talks NON-STOP all day long is gone to school, the house is eerily quiet. 2. The Tater has not had one, single tantrum today because he's not been required to share a single thing with anyone. 3. The Tater celebrated the first day of school by removing all of his clothing and streaking the gym. 4. I mowed the entire lawn. Without breaking anything. 5. Upon coming inside from mowing I literally had a love bug stuck in my teeth and five of them stuck to my face. Like the grill of a car. There are swarms and swarms of them. 6. I smell like sweat and mud. Come on over and we'll party.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Me: Dude, what'd you think of the eclipse?</span><br style="caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">The Tater: I fink it's a jolly good show.</span><br style="caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ohexcuseme?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">OhExcuseMe</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ididntrealizeiwasaddressingthequeen?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IDidntRealizeIWasAddressingTheQueen</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">The Kid: What are you packing me for a snack on my first day of school?</span><br style="caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Me: You don't get snack time in second grade, dude.</span><br style="caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">The Kid: WHAT?! Whose cockamamie idea was THAT?!</span><br style="caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" /><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/cockamamieforsooth?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">CockamamieForsooth</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">It's been roughly 24-hours since The Foot Injury Heard Round The World took place (but seriously, by the time I got to her, she'd literally smeared blood all over her face, hands, and both legs, and I was terrified). Y'all. The whining and crying and whimpering that have gone on since then....I might lose it. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/whiningismyleastfavoritelanguage?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WhiningIsMyLeastFavoriteLanguage</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/suckitupcupcake?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SuckItUpCupcake</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">You know, I've dreamt of having a potty trained kid for maybe two years. Then it happens, and maybe it's not all it's cracked up to be. 1. I am called into the bathroom at least fifteen times a day to see what has been produced in the toilet. 2. As such, I am also required to re-dress him fifteen times a day since I cannot convince him that he doesn't need to be completely naked to potty. 3. Still wiping bums. 4. His hands down his pants. All. Day. Long. 5. Going out in public has just become immensely more difficult - I literally never know when he's going to drop his pants and run to the bathroom. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/whoseideawasthis?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WhoseIdeaWasThis</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/yesthatsverynicepoop?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">YesThatsVeryNicePoop</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/goodjoblittlebuddy?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">GoodJobLittleBuddy</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Me: Hey, dude, what do you say we ditch the chores today and just go swimming?</span><br style="caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">The Kid: FINALLY! A parenting move I can get on board with!</span><br />
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The Kid: But I won't know anyone and what if they bully me?<br />Husband: How about we walk in and the first kid you see, you punch them in the nose. <br />The Kid: But then no one will want to be my friend.<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><br />Husband: Yeah, they'll all be scared of you.<br />Me: You're not helping.</span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">We are officially on day two of undie-wearing-Tater. All his idea. No timers, no salty foods, no excessive drink offerings. No threatening, bribing, or cajoling. He is a) super thrilled about the "pocket" in his undies, b) convinced that the only toilet he can go in is the one in my bedroom, c) overly obsessed with his man junk, d) only interested in wearing blue undies, e) a believer that when one goes to the bathroom, every, single stitch of clothing must be removed. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/onlynearaccidents?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">OnlyNearAccidents</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/aintnobodygottimeforgreyundies?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AintNobodyGotTimeForGreyUndies</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid and I have constant disagreements about her hair:</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: Dude, what did you do to your bangs?</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: I put them up. They always get in my face.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: Well, we can cut them, you know.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: Not today, sister. NOT TODAY.</span></span></div>
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Me: Dude, I can't reach it. We'll have to wait for daddy to get home.<br />The Tater: Yes, daddy can help! He certainly is a big man, isn't he?</div>
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Made the kids EXACTLY what they asked for for lunch. Made myself something different. Immediately, they begin to circle my plate like piranhas:</div>
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The Tater: I have some of yours?<br />Me: NO! THIS IS MY FOOD. Go eat your own!<br />The Tater: You say, "Yes, ma'am", and you give me that food!</div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Peeled The Tater an orange for lunch, "Wowee, mama! This orange fruit is very tasty!"</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Me: Dude! Where'd you get that huge scrape and bruise on your leg?!</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: I got it doing something you told me not to do so it was necessary to keep it secret.</span><br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/toldyouso?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ToldYouSo</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/motherknowsbest?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MotherKnowsBest</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Sunday's nap interruption brought to you by: The Tater. The Kid comes running into our room to announce that Tater has made "a sauce" in a giant rubbermaid storage container. It included: a bottle of mustard, a bottle of mayonnaise, a bottle of pepper sauce, a bottle of ketchup, most of my cinnamon, black pepper, cupcake sprinkles, onion powder, and red pepper flakes. On top of that, he'd also managed to leave a massive trail from kitchen to living room that was made up of an entire box of Kosher salt mixed with the remaining cupcake sprinkles. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/lordgivemestrength?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">LordGiveMeStrength</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/sweptthreetimesstillsteppingonsalt?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SweptThreeTimesStillSteppingOnSalt</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/tatercannotbetrusted?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TaterCannotBeTrusted</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">At the gym, sweat rolling off my body:</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Tater: Your arms are so sad.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: No, my arms aren't crying. That's sweat.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Tater: Mama, I feel so sad for your arms.</span><br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/sadarmscry?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SadArmsCry</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/mywholebodywascrying?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MyWholeBodyWasCrying</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The Kid, who "hates ranch dressing" has just found that I use it in both her favorite potato dish and her favorite meat dish. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/sucka?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">Sucka</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/motherknowsbest?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MotherKnowsBest</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/iwillgetyouonewayoranother?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IWillGetYouOneWayOrAnother</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">After making a trip upstairs to put something away, I came back to find that The Tater had gotten ahold of a black Sharpie and colored the entire top of our dining table. Just as I was about to lose it (it's been a long couple of days, y'all), The Kid came and put her hand on my arm and said, "Don't worry, mama, get some fingernail polish remover and scrub, scrub, that'll come right off! I saw it on a YouTube video." </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ittotallyworked?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ItTotallyWorked</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/youtubeforthewin?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">YouTubeForTheWin</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/mysanityissafeforfivemoreminutes?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MySanityIsSafeForFiveMoreMinutes</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/tomorrowisanewday?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TomorrowIsANewDay</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Y'all, if I had a dollar for every time I say, "Stop that! You're going to break it!" and, "Dude, you're going to spill it!" and, "WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!?!?!" during the day, I'd be like a quadrillionaire. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/oratleastabillionaire?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">OrAtLeastABillionaire</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/idontneedthemtobreakstuff?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IDontNeedThemToBreakStuff</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ialreadybreakenoughstuffbymyself?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IAlreadyBreakEnoughStuffByMyself</span></a></span></div>
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The Kid: Well, we've already turned in our reading logs so I don't have to read anymore. Unless you're going to give me a prize for reading at home.<br />Me: Your prize for reading at home is that you won't look like an idiot in second grade.<br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/youarewelcome?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">YouAreWelcome</span></span></a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/winningatparenting?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WinningAtParenting</span></span></a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/readandbesmart?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ReadAndBeSmart</span></span></a><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/haveyouheardyourmotherisagenius?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">HaveYouHeardYourMotherIsAGenius</span></span></a> <span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/facebooksaysso?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">FacebookSaysSo</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: What's wrong, mama?</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: I'm just feeling a little discouraged.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: Oh, come on, mama, think about Nephi!</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: What did Nephi do?</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: "When I am discouraged and think I cannot try, I will be courageous and I will reply, I will go; I will do the things The Lord commands!"</span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline;"><br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/lessonsfromthebookofmormon?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">LessonsFromTheBookOfMormon</span></span></a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thinkofnephi?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ThinkOfNephi</span></span></a><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/beingdiscouragedisforchumps?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BeingDiscouragedIsForChumps</span></a></span></span></div>
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Rolled out in The Caddy today for the first time. Ways it's better than my old car: 1. It's five years newer. 2. Working AC (!!!!!!) 3. Power windows and locks (I've never owned a car with either one). 4. Working CD player AND tape deck (time to get out the old Air Supply tape!) 5. Working door handles on all doors. 6. Working speedometer (five years without a working speedometer was AWESOME). 7. Working gas gauge. 8. Gas tank that is openable without help from other gas station patrons (most of whom I scared to death when I approached them).</div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">1. It is 90 degrees with 230,457% humidity which = hotter than hell. 2. It took us 32 hours yesterday, but we finally changed the belt on the lawnmower. We are now the owners of a brand new socket set. 3. Had a MASSIVE sunscreen fail while mowing the lawn and am now sitting in bed heavily anointed (and quite sulky) with apple cider vinegar and lavender oil at the hands of The Kid who has never understood the term, "Dude! Be gentle!" 4. I'm pretty sure my ear is getting MORE clogged. How can that even happen at sea level? 5. After three kid-free weeks, The Cats are now back in hiding.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">1. I dropped $35 cash out of my pocket on our first flight. Makes me want to hurl. 2. Before I dropped my cash, I paid $1 for a banana. One. Single. Banana. 3. I love flying out of SLC early in the morning and seeing all of the brand new, baby missionaries. I just want to hug them and say, "Welcome to the hardest two years of your life (until now). Bless you!" 4. You know what's awesome about flying with a clogged ear? Absolutely. Nothing. Is. Awesome. About. It. 5. I am hoping for a nap when I get home...maybe after I mow the lawn. Because I've missed my lawnmower.</span></div>
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Erinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15246823647604252901noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32012601.post-59865991720375650842019-02-08T12:40:00.001-06:002019-02-08T12:40:13.714-06:00On Facebook - June 2017<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Annual reunion this weekend with the progeny of the Watts girls. The Kid's mind is blown with the amount of cousins that have suddenly appeared in her life (since we live near exactly none of them), "All these people are in our family?! There's like seven million of them!" </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/notquite?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">NotQuite</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/theyjustkeepcoming?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TheyJustKeepComing</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/weareallrelatedandtheresnothingyoucandoaboutit?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WeAreAllRelatedAndTheresNothingYouCanDoAboutIt</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">I just have to put this out there: I consider myself at the very least to be an adequate cook/baker. However, my mother's oven is at least 230 degrees hotter than mine at home no matter what the setting. As such, I have burned literally everything I've put in it this last week despite my very best efforts. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/baconashanyone?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BaconAshAnyone</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/orperhapsachocolatecakewithpecanash?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">OrPerhapsAChocolateCakeWithPecanAsh</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/icheckedthecakeatleastfortytimes?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ICheckedTheCakeAtLeastFortyTimes</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Things learned on this trip: 1. It only takes 72 hours of continuous exposure to a single person for The Tater to get used to them. 2. Mice are amazing swimmers. 3. The mail coming is still the most exciting thing going in Ruby Valley. 4. There is nothing in this world more preferable than waking up to a cool morning.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span>
<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">The Tater asked for toast this morning and there's only white bread (at home we eat wheat) in the house. I hand it to him and he freaks out, "I don't want it, white bread! Where's brown bread?" </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/icantevenbemad?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ICantEvenBeMad</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/parentingwin?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ParentingWin</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/whitebreadisyuck?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WhiteBreadIsYuck</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/breadsnob?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BreadSnob</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">When you have six kids in the house and you make a big bunch of bacon and you turn around to clean up your bacon cooker, and literally before you can turn around again, they descend upon it like the a hoard of locusts. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/wheredthebacongo?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WheredTheBaconGo</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/childrenarelikeatheplaguesofegypt?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ChildrenAreLikeAThePlaguesOfEgypt</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/childrenicommandyoutodepart?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ChildrenICommandYouToDepart</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/theweeheathens?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TheWeeHeathens</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Attended a bridal shower for a cousin (of which I have hundreds and they're all equally amazing) and brought The Kid along, "Mama! It's like I'm famous here! Everyone is just dying to meet me!" </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/paparazzi?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">Paparazzi</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/sohardtobefamous?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SoHardToBeFamous</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/everybodypleasestepback?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">EverybodyPleaseStepBack</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">After a thirty minute dice game with my mother, I think it's safe to say she'd be my very last choice for a partner in Vegas. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/rollthedicebigjudy?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">RollTheDiceBigJudy</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/norollthem?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">NoRollThem</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/dontdropthem?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">DontDropThem</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/diceonlygotosixmom?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">DiceOnlyGoToSixMom</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">When you steal your mother's lawnmower while she's teaching her grandchildren to set a gopher trap. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/gophertrappinggrandma?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">GopherTrappingGrandma</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/passingdownthosetrappingskills?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">PassingDownThoseTrappingSkills</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/lawnmowingloveishereditary?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">LawnmowingLoveIsHereditary</span></a></span><br />
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Mom pulls into a handicapped parking space:</div>
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Me: Mom, you can't park here. It's handicapped.<br />Mom: I deserve it sometimes, ok? I've got problems. That means handicapped.<br />Me: No, I doesn't.<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><br />Mom: Cut me some slack. We have two kids and I'm an old lady. You can't hear and I can't see. We. Are. Handicapped.<br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/oldladygoals?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">OldLadyGoals</span></span></a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/wearehandicapped?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WeAreHandicapped</span></span></a><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/firstonetosayotherwisegetsitrightinthekisser?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">FirstOneToSayOtherwiseGetsItRightInTheKisser</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">When you're speaking with your mother and you start to realize that you have the same facial expressions, hand gestures, and speaking patterns. Crap. Call the priest. I need a Judy exorcism. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/exorcisethedemons?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ExorciseTheDemons</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/judyintervention?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">JudyIntervention</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/iammymother?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IAmMyMother</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">When you have to sign your life away to get Sudafed. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/iamnotwalterwhite?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IAmNotWalterWhite</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/breakingbadparttwo?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BreakingBadPartTwo</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/forheavensake?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ForHeavenSake</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">You know what's not awesome? Being sick while staying at someone else's house. Even if it is your mom's. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/allnightearache?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AllNightEarAche</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/wanderingaroundthehouseat2am?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WanderingAroundTheHouseAt2am</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/noitsnotathief?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">NoItsNotAThief</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/unlessyoucountstealingtheraflufromthemedicinecabinet?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">UnlessYouCountStealingTheraFluFromTheMedicineCabinet</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">The best thing about traveling with your mother (other than the sparking conversation): senior discounts everywhere you go. And that includes free entrance into any national park. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/oldladygoals?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">OldLadyGoals</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/travelcheaply?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TravelCheaply</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/pickuparandomseniorcitizen?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">PickUpARandomSeniorCitizen</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/alsobecauseilovemymom?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AlsoBecauseILoveMyMom</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">That one time when you have to parallel park in downtown Jackson and you nail it. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/nailedit?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">NailedIt</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/paulneffwouldbeproudofthatpieceofwork?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">PaulNeffWouldBeProudOfThatPieceOfWork</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/jacksonwyoming?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">JacksonWyoming</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/pinkygspizza?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">PinkyGsPizza</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">That one time at breakfast when your mother puts a slice of toasted sweet potato covered with strawberry jam in front of you and explains that she "saw it on TV". Seems legit. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/butittasteslikedirt?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ButItTastesLikeDirt</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/imighthaverolleditupinmynapkin?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IMightHaveRolledItUpInMyNapkin</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">My family has unearthed a great treasure - a VHS tape of highlights from the 1996 WHS Lady Leopards basketball season (made by Mama </span><a class="profileLink" data-hovercard-prefer-more-content-show="1" data-hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=100001472687949&extragetparams=%7B%22__tn__%22%3A%22%2CdK-R-R%22%2C%22eid%22%3A%22ARBEH08CdsN405VqvYuz8rNzxtlwmQ8_pRYAA0FYH8U2dUngKLLEaQLBxwqbl6Dkfrq4b9u3srBoK6_I%22%2C%22fref%22%3A%22mentions%22%7D" href="https://www.facebook.com/lana.t.gibbs?__tn__=%2CdK-R-R&eid=ARBEH08CdsN405VqvYuz8rNzxtlwmQ8_pRYAA0FYH8U2dUngKLLEaQLBxwqbl6Dkfrq4b9u3srBoK6_I&fref=mentions" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;">Lana</a><span style="background-color: white;">). We. Were. Amazing. I think I'm going to single handedly bring back the double sock trend. And I don't know if it's just the VHS or if we really were just that fast. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/weartwopairsofsocksandruletheworld?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WearTwoPairsOfSocksAndRuleTheWorld</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/seniornightwithmydad?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SeniorNightWithMyDad</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/bowlhaircut?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BowlHairCut</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/nolefthandeddribblingskills?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">NoLeftHandedDribblingSkills</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/whoompthereitis?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WhoompThereItIs</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/wesurefelldownalot?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WeSureFellDownALot</span></a></span></span></div>
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In a DFW bathroom, two ladies speaking Spanish to one another and The Kid decides to inject herself into their conversation:</div>
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The Kid: Hola!<br />Lady: Hola! ¿Cómo estàs?<br />The Kid: I CANNOT UNDERSTAND YOU! I DON'T EVEN SPEAK SPANISH!</div>
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As we exit the bathroom, "Mama, that was an amazing opportunity to communicate and practice my Spanish skills!"<br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/umyes?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">UmYes</span></span></a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/practicingthoseskillsrightup?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">PracticingThoseSkillsRightUp</span></span></a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/waytocommunicatethekid?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WayToCommunicateTheKid</span></span></a><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ifyoudontunderstandyoushouldalwaysyellatpeople?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IfYouDontUnderstandYouShouldAlwaysYellAtPeople</span></span></a><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thentheylltotallyunderstandyou?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ThenTheyllTotallyUnderstandYou</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The Tater talking to himself, "Gotta get on a plane, see grandma, give sugar sugar on the lippy lips. Pucker up, buttercup, grandma!"</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">When you're trying to pack and both kids have very strong opinions on what should and what should not be packed. Except they think that things like 900 hair ties and two rolls of toilet paper should take precedence over pretty much anything else. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/whoneedsundies?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WhoNeedsUndies</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/butineedthisgiantstuffedanimal?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ButINeedThisGiantStuffedAnimal</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/alsoabagofcatfood?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AlsoABagOfCatFood</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Do you ever have days where you just shouldn't have gotten out of bed? Today: broke mower belt #1, friend offers husband to go pick up a belt and fix it for me (which he kindly does, giving up two hours of his time). Refuse a ride to the gym from another friend because I have to finish mowing before we leave on a trip. It proceeds to rain heavily for two hours. Two hours after that, I decide to head out and mow what I can before dark. Get halfway done, run over a piece of AstroTurf the neighbor's dog dragged into our yard and break belt #2. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/isthisafreakingjoke?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IsThisAFreakingJoke</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/whenisittimeforbed?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WhenIsItTimeForBed</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thelawnlooksterrible?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TheLawnLooksTerrible</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/iwanttothrowthingsandscream?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IWantToThrowThingsAndScream</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/astroturfisinvisibleinrainsoakedgrass?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AstroTurfIsInvisibleInRainSoakedGrass</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Finally saw Beauty and The Beast. I liked it. I couldn't love it because with every facial expression from The Beast I thought, "Oh, my word! It's Matthew Crawley!" Luke Evans and Josh Gad were my favorite part. The Kid thought it was really something that Hermione was able to make the crossover and find a new boyfriend despite the fact that she felt that Harry Potter really ought to have played The Beast (But, why, mama? Why isn't that Harry in beast form?), which led to a long conversation about how Harry was never Hermione's boyfriend (WHAT?! Don't be ridiculous!) </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thequestionsneverend?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TheQuestionsNeverEnd</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/cantbelieveshequestionedmyharrypotterknowledge?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">CantBelieveSheQuestionedMyHarryPotterKnowledge</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/beautyandmatthewcrawley?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BeautyAndMatthewCrawley</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Of course Husband would be at Scout Camp when I have an itchy, sunburned back and my beggar children have run off with my generally heavily guarded back scratcher. Isn't that why we get married? So there's someone around to reach our hard to reach places? </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ordiddavidlarrabeeleadmeastray?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">OrDidDavidLarrabeeLeadMeAstray</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/bobbikingknewathingortwoaboutit?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BobbiKingKnewAThingOrTwoAboutIt</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Husband has departed for Scout Camp (entirely against his will) and has only taken half of his usual pillow stash. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/pillowpaloozaformetonight?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">PillowPaloozaForMeTonight</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/myprecious?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MyPrecious</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The Tater just got bucked off his rocking horse and screamed like he was dying. The Kid runs over, pets his hair and starts singing in Japanese, "O yasumi, o yasumi, aishiteiru..." </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/goodnightiloveyou?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">GoodNightILoveYou</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/sometimesmykidsgetalong?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SometimesMyKidsGetAlong</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/sometimestheyresweettoeachother?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SometimesTheyreSweetToEachOther</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/calmedhimrightdown?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">CalmedHimRightDown</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Much to The Tater's delight, Husband bought oranges at the grocery store yesterday. He's had three today. Every time he wants one, he brings it to me and says, "Mama, crack my orange, please!" </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/iwillnevercorrecthim?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IWillNeverCorrectHim</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/crackinganorangeisbetter?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">CrackingAnOrangeIsBetter</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">That one time when you hit Dillard's, your three-year-old son immediately locates the mannequins in lingerie, heads straight for them, starts running his hands up and down their legs and loudly exclaiming, "Oh, she's so pretty! She's so beautiful!" </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/notembarrassingatall?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">NotEmbarrassingAtAll</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/reasonsmomdrinks?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ReasonsMomDrinks</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/helikestheladies?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">HeLikesTheLadies</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">1. Had to do some fancy wrangling to get to town today to have blood work done. Except I didn't know I had to fast. They treated me like a criminal and told me to "just come back tomorrow" even after I'd explained my transportation situation. It was all I could do not to punch someone. 2. I'm reading a book about child behavior. I already know my children could not be more opposite and apparently the way I'm supposed to handle their personalities is also completely opposite (I know, obviously). Absolutely nothing is the same. It makes my head spin.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The Kid was loudly enumerating all of The Tater's offenses for the day when he runs over, stands in front of her, puts his hands on her chest and says, "Whoa, whoa! Easy, easy, girl." </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/calmherdown?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">CalmHerDown</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/easygirl?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">EasyGirl</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">That one time when you've been out of homemade jam for two weeks and you've given up all hope of ever being happy again. Then magically, in your wild freezer search (always an adventure at this house) for good ground beef, you unearth an entire quart of the stuff. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/mylifeiscomplete?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MyLifeIsComplete</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/jamhoarder?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">JamHoarder</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ineedmore99centstrawberries?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">INeedMore99CentStrawberries</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">"Mama, I believe I'm dehydrated. My brain feels fuzzy and my cartwheels are suffering."</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The Kid was forced into her first interaction with aerosol hairspray today, "Mama! That's like poison in a can! Are you trying to kill me?" </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/betterhopebigbangsnevercomeback?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BetterHopeBigBangsNeverComeBack</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/theyrequireonecanperday?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TheyRequireOneCanPerDay</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/preferablyaquanet?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">PreferablyAquaNet</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Command decisions: 1. We will be eating off of paper plates all summer so I can have fun instead of doing dishes. 2. I am going to live in my swimming suit. If you don't want to see me in my swimming suit, don't come over. If you DO want to see me in my swimming suit, you've chosen wisely. I look good.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Yet another example of how uncool I am: I legit just had to Google how to use Snapchat. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/idontknowwhatimdoing?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IDontKnowWhatImDoing</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/obviously?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">Obviously</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/butnowwecanbarfrainbows?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ButNowWeCanBarfRainbows</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Me: Man, I really want to mow the lawn but the ground is still soggy and it's supposed to rain again this afternoon.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: Mama! You're a Peters. We don't let rain stop us!</span><br /><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/aintnobodygottimeforrain?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AintNobodyGotTimeForRain</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Carrying a five gallon bucket of water:</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: Man, you're strong!</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: Well, I workout. Wanna see my muscles?</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: You really are very impressive.</span><br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thisiswhyihadkids?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ThisIsWhyIHadKids</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/instantgratification?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">InstantGratification</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/constantpraise?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ConstantPraise</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/tellmeagainhowimpressiveiam?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TellMeAgainHowImpressiveIAm</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">That one time, when after living in your home for a year, you finally (ghetto) fence your pool. And then, two days later, the three-year-old decides to climb that fence and go for a swim all by his onesies. I don't think I've ever moved that fast in my life.</span></div>
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Erinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15246823647604252901noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32012601.post-28178064756224161812019-02-08T12:20:00.001-06:002019-02-08T12:20:51.904-06:00On Facebook - May 2017<span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: #1d2129; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">That one time twenty years ago when you were forced to take a humanities class (which, bee-tee-dubs, you started out hating and ended up LOVING) and you were all like, "When am I ever going to use this?" And then, when you're 38 and you dominate at Trivial Pursuit because of it, you're all like, "BAM! Merci beaucoup, Dr. Don Marshall!"</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white;">When you find out how many of your friends were deprived in their childhood - really, it's so, so sad. I mean, their lunch ladies never even made brownies OR cinnamon rolls for them! Can you imagine?! Then again, not everyone could have THE BEST LUNCH LADIES IN THE WORLD (and even better, I got to live with one of mine!) </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/lunchladybrownies?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">LunchLadyBrownies</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/bestlunchladiesintheland?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BestLunchLadiesInTheLand</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/iloveallthreeofthem?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ILoveAllThreeOfThem</span></a></span></div>
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The Tater: What you making?<br />Me: A blanket.<br />The Tater: We already have blankets.</div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">After nearly a month of no little middle-of-the-night visitors, I was beginning to feel quite smug about being able to sleep all night. Then, within the last week, at least one of our children (usually both) has visited at least once a night. As such, it is 3am and no one in this house is asleep. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/rippedoff?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">RippedOff</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/gotosleep?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">GoToSLEEP</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/noitisnottimetoplay?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">NoItIsNotTimeToPlay</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">That one time you order yarn online and it takes weeks and weeks to get to you and when it finally arrives, you realize you ordered it from The Netherlands. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ofcourseidid?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">OfCourseIDid</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/itwashalfasmuchasamericanyarn?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ItWasHalfAsMuchAsAmericanYarn</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/anothersignhaveanoldsoul?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AnotherSignHaveAnOldSoul</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/icrochetwhilewatchingwheeloffortune?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ICrochetWhileWatchingWheelOfFortune</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">No, but seriously, how long can one, single Xanex last? I feel like a zombie. A zombie who, according to my doctor, is "healthy as a horse". He even said it twice. I'm going to go ahead and assume he meant a quarterhorse and not a Clydesdale or a dumpy French pony. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/canyoupleasespecifywhichbreed?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">CanYouPleaseSpecifyWhichBreed</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/idliketobehealthyassomethingmajestic?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IdLikeToBeHealthyAsSomethingMajestic</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/likeaunicorn?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">LikeAUnicorn</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/xanexisnotfun?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">XanexIsNotFun</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Today I did the-thing-that-terrifies-me-that-no-one-else-understands. My doctor offered to prescribe a Xanax to get me through it with minimal histrionics, I took him up on it faster than a fat kid takes an offer of cake. The whole time I was there, I kept wondering when it was going to start working. Turns out I just took it an hour too late - on the way home and for several hours afterward, I lost time. Thanks to Husband, there's video proof wherein I talk about inappropriate things for a prolonged period time and giggle hysterically at everything I say. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thisiswhygodmademeamormon?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ThisIsWhyGodMadeMeAMormon</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/drugsandidontgeton?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">DrugsAndIDontGetOn</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/feelingloopy?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">FeelingLoopy</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andnowihaveahangover?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndNowIHaveAHangover</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">What no one tells you before you become a mother: you will spend 94.3% of your time trying to get your kids to take care of their personal hygiene, reminding them again and again to remain clothed, and threatening them that if they don't eat the food they just begged you to make, so help me, there will be violence. The additional 5.7% is spent finding things you've never touched, but are apparently expected to know the location of at all times. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/idontknowwhereyourtoysare?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IDontKnowWhereYourToysAre</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/oksomaybetheywerethrownaway?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">OkSoMaybeTheyWereThrownAway</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/idontknowwhothrewthemaway?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IDontKnowWhoThrewThemAway</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/probablybigfoot?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ProbablyBigFoot</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andwhereareyourclothes?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndWhereAreYourClothes</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/forthelove?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ForTheLove</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: I think we should put a jar by the door for everyone to put their change in to give to charity.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: Oh, yeah? What charity?</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: Did I say charity? I meant Carolyn.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: Why are those hot dog things called Sumos? Is it because you get fat when you eat them?</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: They're called Zumos. Not Sumos.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: How is that any different?</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The Kid woke me up at 3am to relate her nightmare wherein there was a disease going around called "The Dot" and the only cure for it was eating pie. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thatsnotanightmare?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ThatsNotANightmare</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/morelikeadreamcometrue?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MoreLikeADreamComeTrue</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ivegotthedot?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IveGotTheDot</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andtheonlycureforitismorepie?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndTheOnlyCureForItIsMorePie</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/iwillhavechocolatelemonandpecan?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IWillHaveChocolateLemonAndPecan</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Speaking again of my cousin's wedding:</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: Who are her flower girls going to be?</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: I don't know if she'll have any.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: Well, that's lame. If she knew what was good for her, she'd ask me.</span><br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ofcourse?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">OfCourse</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/hotmess?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">HotMess</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/wethankyouforyouradvice?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WeThankYouForYourAdvice</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Husband runs his hand up my leg at church and whispers into my ear:</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Him: Spanx?</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: ...*nods head*</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Him: You were raised right.</span><br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/healwaysknowsjustwhattosay?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">HeAlwaysKnowsJustWhatToSay</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/sweettalk?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SweetTalk</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/youwerebroughtupright?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">YouWereBroughtUpRight</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/steelmagnolias?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SteelMagnolias</span></a></span></div>
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The Kid: But it's ok, because the best gift you can have is me and Tater, right?<br />Me: Right. I wanted you and prayed for you for a long time. You're both miracles.<br />The Kid: Except Tater wasn't much of a miracle because he bit your nipples when you were just trying to feed him, right? I can't believe you kept him around this long.<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/mothersday2017?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MothersDay2017</span></span></a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/mybabiesaremiracles?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MyBabiesAreMiracles</span></span></a><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/exceptsometimeswhentheyrenot?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ExceptSometimesWhenTheyreNot</span></span></a><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andthekidwillremindmewhenthosetimesare?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndTheKidWillRemindMeWhenThoseTimesAre</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Today was The Kid's end-of-the-year music concert wherein she again tried out for and succeeded in securing a solo (I'm pretty sure she was the only one who tried out). And I'll tell you, if it wasn't precisely in tune, at least it was loud. The Tater, however, was overly impressed as he clapped wildly and shouted at the top of his lungs, "THAT WAS AWESOME! THAT WAS AMAZING! WOWEE!"</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">I just found The Tater halfway up the driveway with a backpack full of clothes:</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: Where are you going?</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Tater: I going to the library.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: Well, can I have a sugar bye?</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Tater: Yes, please. Now I see you after supper.</span></div>
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There was a tornado warning today, which The Kid interpreted as an actual tornado:</div>
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The Kid: At school, we had to sit in the corner for a long time for the tornado, but my friend and I told everyone Jesus and the Holy Ghost are with us, so we'll be ok.<br />Me: Well, that was nice.<br />The Kid: Yeah, but I also made plans with my friend to cook our meals together in case you were already dead.</div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: Mom, is it possible for girls to get abs?</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: Yes. Aunt Nancy has amazing abs.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: We should get her a va-kini.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: Dude, it's a bikini. Not va-kini.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: Eh. You say tomato, I say toe-mah-toe.</span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline;"><br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thisisnotapronunciationissue?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ThisIsNotAPronunciationIssue</span></span></a><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/alsowhydobothofmykidsthinktheyrebritish?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AlsoWhyDoBothOfMyKidsThinkTheyreBritish</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">The Tater just came, took my hand, led me to the stairs, sat me down and said, "Mama, we need to talk. I need some apple pieces." </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/seriousbusiness?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SeriousBusiness</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/letstalkitover?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">LetsTalkItOver</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/yougetinthatkitchenandmakemesomefood?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">YouGetInThatKitchenAndMakeMeSomeFood</span></a></span></span></div>
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Riding my bike to the gym this morning, I was stopped by the Jasper County Sheriff's department because there was a dead deer on the side of the road:</div>
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Man: Ma'am, did you see anything in regards to this deer?<br />Me: I see she's dead.<br />Man: But you didn't see who killed her?<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><br />Me: Well, if you stand here for a while and watch for the car with a smashed in bumper, I bet you'll find out real quick.<br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/hewasnotamused?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">HeWasNotAmused</span></span></a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/iwatchcriminalminds?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IWatchCriminalMinds</span></span></a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/iknowhowtocatchakiller?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IKnowHowToCatchAKiller</span></span></a><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/doyouthinkihititwithmybike?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">DoYouThinkIHitItWithMyBike</span></span></a> <span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none; unicode-bidi: isolate;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/imeaniknowilookpowerfulandall?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IMeanIKnowILookPowerfulAndAll</span></a></span></span></div>
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Erinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15246823647604252901noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32012601.post-44365205710744040032017-04-21T10:04:00.002-05:002017-04-21T10:04:37.182-05:00On Facebook - March 2017<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">The very best thing about driving around in a Jeep with no doors? The ability to stop and talk to every, single dog I see along the side of the road. For behold, there are many. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/italktodogs?source=feed_text&story_id=10155218475694886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ITalkToDogs</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/alsotocows?source=feed_text&story_id=10155218475694886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AlsoToCows</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andcats?source=feed_text&story_id=10155218475694886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndCats</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/butnottopeople?source=feed_text&story_id=10155218475694886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ButNotToPeople</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">The Kid appears in my room crying after I've put her to bed and says, "Mama, I forgot to tell you, we have to pay off the lunch lady! She gave me free money today, but I'm scared she's going to take it out of my hide!" </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/gettingcrunkinthelunchroom?source=feed_text&story_id=10155217088534886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">GettingCrunkInTheLunchRoom</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/awitfeelsgoodtobeagangster?source=feed_text&story_id=10155217088534886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AwItFeelsGoodToBeAGangster</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/fearthelunchlady?source=feed_text&story_id=10155217088534886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">FearTheLunchLady</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">Had a dream last night that I showed up to the gym and ALL of the equipment was dismantled. When I asked what happened, </span><a class="profileLink" data-hovercard-prefer-more-content-show="1" data-hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=100002776050722" href="https://www.facebook.com/george.wells.319" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;">George Wells</a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">told me that because I'd missed a day, I had to earn back the right to have assembled equipment by doing 100 squats in a row at 300 pounds. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/wayharshgeorge?source=feed_text&story_id=10155212997779886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WayHarshGeorge</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/toughandunfair?source=feed_text&story_id=10155212997779886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ToughANDUnfair</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/iwillnevermissagain?source=feed_text&story_id=10155212997779886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IWillNeverMissAgain</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/itwasntjustadream?source=feed_text&story_id=10155212997779886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ItWasntJustADream</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/100squatsisclearlyanightmare?source=feed_text&story_id=10155212997779886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">100SquatsIsClearlyANightmare</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">It never ceases to amaze me how Husband can fall asleep amidst chaos and STAY asleep as it reigns supreme around him. </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/mygoalistosleeplikehim?source=feed_text&story_id=10155207385019886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MyGoalIsToSleepLikeHim</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">I've just tried on swimming suits. Now I'm sweating profusely and I hate everyone. That is all. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/swimsuitseasonsnuckuponme?source=feed_text&story_id=10155203992249886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SwimSuitSeasonSnuckUpOnMe</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/forthetwentiethconsecutiveyear?source=feed_text&story_id=10155203992249886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ForTheTwentiethConsecutiveYear</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">I, much like mothers all over Southeast Texas, had the night from hell last night. Between a stomach thing, the thunderstorm, the kids, and the cats, I'm pretty sure the longest I slept at one time was 37 seconds. At 2am, I might have muttered under my breath, "Having kids is so fun!", to which The Kid replied, "Are you kidding? It's really not." </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/shehashearinglikeabat?source=feed_text&story_id=10155203453504886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SheHasHearingLikeABat</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/shesnotwrong?source=feed_text&story_id=10155203453504886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ShesNotWrong</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/atleastlastnightshewasnt?source=feed_text&story_id=10155203453504886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AtLeastLastNightSheWasnt</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/zombiewalking?source=feed_text&story_id=10155203453504886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ZombieWalking</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ifidrankcoffeeidhaveagallonofitrightnow?source=feed_text&story_id=10155203453504886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IfIDrankCoffeeIdHaveAGallonOfItRightNow</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">That one time when someone tells you they're "not a talker" and then two hours later wherein you barely got a word in edgewise, you're all like, "I wonder what they think a talker is, then!" </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/imsorrybutyouareatalker?source=feed_text&story_id=10155197618349886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ImSorryButYouAreATalker</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/yourelyingtoyourself?source=feed_text&story_id=10155197618349886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">YoureLyingToYourself</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andtome?source=feed_text&story_id=10155197618349886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndToMe</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andicantakeyoutotaskbecauseiamalsoatalker?source=feed_text&story_id=10155197618349886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndICanTakeYouToTaskBecauseIAmAlsoATalker</span></a></span><br />
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That one time when you're trying to purchase a BB gun for Husband for his birthday:</div>
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Walmart worker: How old is the kid you're buying for?<br />Me: He's turning 39.<br />Walmart worker: Three and nine?<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><br />Me: No. Thirty-nine.<br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/everybodylovesabbgun?source=feed_text&story_id=10155191870369886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">EverybodyLovesABBGun</span></span></a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/youllshootyoureyeoutkid?source=feed_text&story_id=10155191870369886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">YoullShootYourEyeOutKid</span></span></a><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/daisyredriderairrifle?source=feed_text&story_id=10155191870369886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">DaisyRedRiderAirRifle</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">"Mama, since I can tell you anything, I have some bad news. God didn't create the pinky swear at all, people did." </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/badnewsindeed?source=feed_text&story_id=10155189061694886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BadNewsIndeed</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/howcanweevertrustapinkyswearagain?source=feed_text&story_id=10155189061694886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">HowCanWeEverTrustAPinkySwearAgain</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">When a high school boy at the gym is trying to mimic all your best dance moves. Son, please. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/sitbackandletmeshowyouhowitsdone?source=feed_text&story_id=10155170923849886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SitBackAndLetMeShowYouHowItsDone</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/aintnobodygotnothinonthis?source=feed_text&story_id=10155170923849886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AintNobodyGotNothinOnThis</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/oldenoughtobehismother?source=feed_text&story_id=10155170923849886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">OldEnoughToBeHisMother</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Husband recorded Seven Brides for Seven Brothers for me yesterday. Best quote, "I'm here today to get me a wife, don't mean to go home empty handed. Now you're all pretty and fresh and young and I'll keep you in mind, but I ain't deciding on nothing till I look 'em all over." </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/howboutmarryingme?source=feed_text&story_id=10155170389079886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">HowBoutMarryingMe</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ohiknowitskindashortnotice?source=feed_text&story_id=10155170389079886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">OhIKnowItsKindaShortNotice</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Spring Break has commenced. I've already heard, "I'm BORED" seven times (she now owes me a quarter every time she says it), the cats have been running for their lives since well before dawn, and The Tater is literally screaming at the top of his lungs any time he feels inconvenienced by having his sister home, doing things he normally has exclusive rights to. I doubt we could be having any more fun.</span></div>
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I arrived at The Kid's school this morning for Cowboy Day and The Kid greeted me in tears:</div>
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The Kid: Mama! I failed my Texas history test and I'm afraid I'm going to be kicked out of Texas!<br />Me: Baby, that's not going to happen.<br />The Kid: But mama! The Texans are serious about their history!<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/shesnotlying?source=feed_text&story_id=10155149730704886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ShesNotLying</span></span></a><br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thetexansreallymightkickusout?source=feed_text&story_id=10155149730704886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TheTexansReallyMightKickUsOut</span></span></a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thenevadanswouldwelcomeus?source=feed_text&story_id=10155149730704886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TheNevadansWouldWelcomeUs</span></span></a><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/didyouknownevadausedtobepartoftexas?source=feed_text&story_id=10155149730704886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">DidYouKnowNevadaUsedToBePartOfTexas</span></a></span></span></div>
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The Tater just walked into the kitchen crying like his heart was broken:</div>
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Me: What's wrong, dude?<br />The Tater: Oh, dear, I have pooped my pants.<br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thingstheydonttellyouaboutmotherhood?source=feed_text&story_id=10155136921119886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ThingsTheyDontTellYouAboutMotherhood</span></span></a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/youtalkaboutpoop?source=feed_text&story_id=10155136921119886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">YouTalkAboutPoop</span></span></a><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/allthefreakingtime?source=feed_text&story_id=10155136921119886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AllTheFreakingTime</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Nineteen years it's been. It's so funny how it still seems like yesterday. It's because we're getting older, you know. And from here on out we would have prattled on and on about how things were "back in our day". Thirty-seven. You'd be thirty-seven years old. Is that old enough to sit in rocking chairs on the front porch to gossip, judge people, and maybe swear a little while people look on and say, "Bless their hearts, they can't help it, they're old"? Probably not, but for some reason, I really feel like you and I could have either gotten away with it or not really cared what anyone else thought. Sometimes I still talk to you like you are sitting next to me. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/imissyou?source=feed_text&story_id=10155136081959886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IMissYou</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/familiesareforever?source=feed_text&story_id=10155136081959886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">FamiliesAreForever</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thankthelordhaircutsarenotforever?source=feed_text&story_id=10155136081959886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ThankTheLordHaircutsAreNotForever</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The neighbor's (not tame) pigs escaped this morning, leading in a wild chase, grabbing, tackling, tying, pulling, lifting, and lots and lots of squealing (mostly by the pigs). I did a lot of standing around and laughing. Because I'm sorry, I don't tackle pigs - the only thing that smells worse than pigs are mink. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/greasedpigs?source=feed_text&story_id=10155132426754886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">GreasedPigs</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/pigsmightbemorestupidthansheep?source=feed_text&story_id=10155132426754886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">PigsMightBeMoreStupidThanSheep</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andtheyrequicklittlebuggers?source=feed_text&story_id=10155132426754886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndTheyreQuickLittleBuggers</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The Kid just fell off the tire swing and The Tater starts yelling from the porch, "Stop crying! Get up! Shake it off! You're not hurt!" </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/teachingthemempathyfromayoungage?source=feed_text&story_id=10155131914369886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TeachingThemEmpathyFromAYoungAge</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/yourenothurt?source=feed_text&story_id=10155131914369886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">YoureNotHurt</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/forthelove?source=feed_text&story_id=10155131914369886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ForTheLove</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Me: Dude, you smell. Did you poop your pants?</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Tater: Yes, I smell. I smell delicious.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">That one time when you send Husband to pick up a prescription that you've been on for five years and they quote him a price that is more than your house payment. Turns out that due to recent legislation, our prescription plan is now linked to our medical deductible, which, thanks to rising insurance costs, is more expensive than putting a child through college. I've already checked all of the coupon sites, called my insurance, called the drug company, and checked for generics and alternatives, and, in medical terminology, it appears I'm screwed.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Today at school is Wacky Wednesday: where you're supposed to wear mismatched clothing. In other words, it's just another day in The Kid picking out her own clothes. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/babythatdoesntmatch?source=feed_text&story_id=10155121951789886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BabyThatDoesntMatch</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/neitherdoesthat?source=feed_text&story_id=10155121951789886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">NeitherDoesThat</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andwhyareyourundiesalwaysonbackward?source=feed_text&story_id=10155121951789886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndWhyAreYourUndiesAlwaysOnBackward</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">After being woken up by my children at 1, 2:30, and 4, I had a dream that I started sleeping in my closet so they couldn't find me. When they woke me up for good at 5:30, I realized it was a revelation from God. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/imsettingupacot?source=feed_text&story_id=10155121452674886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ImSettingUpACot</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ohyouthinkilooktired?source=feed_text&story_id=10155121452674886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">OhYouThinkILookTired</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/itsbecauseiamtired?source=feed_text&story_id=10155121452674886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ItsBecauseIAmTired</span></span></a></div>
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Erinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15246823647604252901noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32012601.post-69457099791331807812017-04-21T09:50:00.003-05:002017-04-21T09:50:47.469-05:00On Facebook - February 2017<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">Me: What's your favorite fruit?</span><br style="color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">The Tater: Ice cream!</span><br style="color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">Me: Ice cream isn't a fruit.</span><br style="color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">The Tater: I think my favorite fruit is chocolate!</span><br style="color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;" /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/parentingwin?source=feed_text&story_id=10155119083784886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ParentingWin</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/teachthemcorrectprinciples?source=feed_text&story_id=10155119083784886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TeachThemCorrectPrinciples</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">Amazing news: I've found a workout program that says if I plank everyday for the next 28 days, I'll be bikini ready. That means March 26th, it's on like donkey kong. You're not going to want to miss this. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/exceptyouprobablywillwanttomissit?source=feed_text&story_id=10155118663609886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ExceptYouProbablyWillWantToMissIt</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/becausenoamountofplankingcanchangegenetics?source=feed_text&story_id=10155118663609886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BecauseNoAmountOfPlankingCanChangeGenetics</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/beerbelly?source=feed_text&story_id=10155118663609886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BeerBelly</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/iveneveractuallyhadabeer?source=feed_text&story_id=10155118663609886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IveNeverActuallyHadABeer</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 24px;">Husband brought home a can of Tang. It tastes just like my childhood.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">For those of you who are the praying type, please add this to your mantra for the next 45 minutes, "Dear Lord, Please bless Erin that she won't spontaneously urinate on the dead lift platform. Also, help her to not blow chunks or bust a hole in her singlet." </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/prayhard?source=feed_text&story_id=10155110716474886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">PrayHard</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/praynow?source=feed_text&story_id=10155110716474886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">PrayNow</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/believemethelordcares?source=feed_text&story_id=10155110716474886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BelieveMeTheLordCares</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">That one time when you check into your first power lifting meet and you seem to have forgotten a few things: 1. Your muscle shirt. 2. Your muscles. 3. Your bag full of supplements (I totally took a multivitamin and ate scrambled eggs this morning though, so it's basically the same thing). 4. The fact that to weigh in, you have to be down to your bra and panties. 5. The fact that a very large, muscle bound man will inspect your undies to make sure they're "regulation". 6. Any knowledge of what you're supposed to do or where you're supposed to go. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ifyearepreparedyeshallnotfear?source=feed_text&story_id=10155109656784886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IfYeArePreparedYeShallNotFear</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andimscaredtodeathforgoodreason?source=feed_text&story_id=10155109656784886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndImScaredToDeathForGoodReason</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/doilooklikeapowerliftertoyou?source=feed_text&story_id=10155109656784886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">DoILookLikeAPowerlifterToYou</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/sweatyhandsandsweatyarmpits?source=feed_text&story_id=10155109656784886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SweatyHandsAndSweatyArmpits</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andcanyoubelieveidonthaveanysupplements?source=feed_text&story_id=10155109656784886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndCanYouBelieveIDontHaveAnySupplements</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">The Kid: I hope you win your competition tomorrow.</span><br style="color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">Me: Well, it's my first time, but I'm going to do my best.</span><br style="color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">The Kid: I've seen a commercial where a guy lifts weights on a rolling chair. So, you can pretty much do anything, mama.</span><br style="color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;" /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ireallydoneedarollingchair?source=feed_text&story_id=10155108659574886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IReallyDoNeedARollingChair</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/becauseineedmoreofachallenge?source=feed_text&story_id=10155108659574886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BecauseINeedMoreOfAChallenge</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">Tomorrow is my very first powerlifting meet. After 2 months of training, I'm pretty sure I'm set to dominate my fellow middle aged (good grief, but that's depressing) lady dead lift competitors. There's just one problem: I haven't chosen how I'm going to approach the platform. I was thinking about a sumo entry. Then I saw this picture and I was all like, YES! That's it! </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/todolist?source=feed_text&story_id=10155107368344886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ToDoList</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/purchasegladiatormask?source=feed_text&story_id=10155107368344886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">PurchaseGladiatorMask</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/youhavetowinwhenyoudostufflikethis?source=feed_text&story_id=10155107368344886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">YouHaveToWinWhenYouDoStuffLikeThis</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/otherwiseyoujustlooklikeatool?source=feed_text&story_id=10155107368344886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">OtherwiseYouJustLookLikeATool</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">I remember being really little and watching my mom dye her hair and thinking, "Why does she care? She's old, she should just let it be white." Do you know how old my mother was? Forty. FORTY. And now, the karma comes. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ahtobesixagain?source=feed_text&story_id=10155103504854886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AhToBeSixAgain</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/imgettingmyhairsdidtoday?source=feed_text&story_id=10155103504854886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ImGettingMyHairsDidToday</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">When your three-year-old prays for his sister in Japanese saying, "Sister, I love you." </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/meltsmyheart?source=feed_text&story_id=10155097332914886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MeltsMyHeart</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/nowiftheydbethatnicetoeachotherallthetime?source=feed_text&story_id=10155097332914886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">NowIfTheydBeThatNiceToEachOtherAllTheTime</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">You know, I wouldn't go so far as to describe myself as a brilliant conversationalist, but I feel like I can pretty much hold my own with a multitude of people on a myriad of subjects. That's why it's so totally and completely shocking to me when I meet someone with whom the conversation is nothing but awkward. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/helloisanyonehome?source=feed_text&story_id=10155093242174886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">HelloIsAnyoneHome</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/youseriouslydonthaveanythingtosay?source=feed_text&story_id=10155093242174886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">YouSeriouslyDontHaveAnythingToSay</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/areyouinterestedinanything?source=feed_text&story_id=10155093242174886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AreYouInterestedInAnything</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/iminterestedineverything?source=feed_text&story_id=10155093242174886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ImInterestedInEverything</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/exceptdontaskmewhatapoetwasthinkingwhentheywrotetheirpoem?source=feed_text&story_id=10155093242174886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ExceptDontAskMeWhatAPoetWasThinkingWhenTheyWroteTheirPoem</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/becauseihavenoidea?source=feed_text&story_id=10155093242174886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BecauseIHaveNoIdea</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">I have found that if I want to hide from my children, the best place to do so is in their bedrooms. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/becausetheyrealwaysinmyroom?source=feed_text&story_id=10155092754729886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BecauseTheyreAlwaysInMyRoom</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/theyllneverfindmehereamidthemess?source=feed_text&story_id=10155092754729886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TheyllNeverFindMeHereAmidTheMess</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">The Kid, "Mama, could you please arrange to have another baby in your belly? Except this time, make there be like, one million babies so we're sure to get at least one in the end. And I'd like that baby to be a girl." </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/youbetcha?source=feed_text&story_id=10155090497069886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">YouBetcha</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/becauseihavecontroloverthingslikethat?source=feed_text&story_id=10155090497069886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BecauseIHaveControlOverThingsLikeThat</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ithinkshesconfusingtheeggwiththesperm?source=feed_text&story_id=10155090497069886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IThinkShesConfusingTheEggWithTheSperm</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">That one time when you have chicken on the charcoal grill and the grill leg just suddenly falls out from underneath it, pitching your entire meal in the dirt and scattering burning hot coals all over your porch. And then, in an effort to stop the porch from catching fire, you yell to your six-year-old to get you something to set the thing upright again, but instead of going to get it, she stands there and asks at least four questions as you're screaming, "Just get me a hot pad! A hot pad!", and madly kicking coals off the wood. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/imstillmad?source=feed_text&story_id=10155089379734886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ImStillMad</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/imarinatedthatchickenforhours?source=feed_text&story_id=10155089379734886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IMarinatedThatChickenForHOURS</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andthenthekidactslikeshesgoingtostarvetodeath?source=feed_text&story_id=10155089379734886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndThenTheKidActsLikeShesGoingToStarveToDeath</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/criedandeverything?source=feed_text&story_id=10155089379734886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">CriedAndEverything</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/youreallyshouldjustleavemealoneforaminutekid?source=feed_text&story_id=10155089379734886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">YouReallyShouldJustLeaveMeAloneForAMinuteKid</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/reaaaaallllly?source=feed_text&story_id=10155089379734886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">Reaaaaallllly</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">One of our cats purrs the entire time he eats. Reminds me of myself. If I could purr, I mean. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/todolist?source=feed_text&story_id=10155085251564886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ToDoList</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/learntopurr?source=feed_text&story_id=10155085251564886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">LearnToPurr</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">That one time at the gym when you're all like, "I think I'll just pick up that 95 pound dumbbell off the bottom row because surely I'm strong enough to do that." And then, that dumbbell flips down, flinging you forward, smacking your head on the top row of weights (you really should have set your feet better) and smashing your finger in between the weights on the bottom row. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/imneverasstrongasithinkiam?source=feed_text&story_id=10155081466649886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ImNeverAsStrongAsIThinkIAm</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/imgoingtohiresomeonetofollowmearoundtoremindme?source=feed_text&story_id=10155081466649886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ImGoingToHireSomeoneToFollowMeAroundToRemindMe</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/overconfidenceisnotalwaysagoodthing?source=feed_text&story_id=10155081466649886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">OverConfidenceIsNotAlwaysAGoodThing</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/myfingerisblack?source=feed_text&story_id=10155081466649886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MyFingerIsBlack</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/itreallyisagoodthingidontdrink?source=feed_text&story_id=10155081466649886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ItReallyIsAGoodThingIDontDrink</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/canyouimagineallthestupidstuffidthinkicoulddo?source=feed_text&story_id=10155081466649886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">CanYouImagineAllTheStupidStuffIdThinkICouldDo</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">For my birthday, Husband purchased The Bread Bible so I could become a bread baking crackerjack. Except I'm apparently not a crackerjack. White bread, thou art the bane of my existence. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/seriously?source=feed_text&story_id=10155077427549886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">Seriously</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thirteencupsofflourshouldbeplenty?source=feed_text&story_id=10155077427549886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ThirteenCupsOfFlourShouldBePlenty</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/fivehoursofworktomakecrappybread?source=feed_text&story_id=10155077427549886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">FiveHoursOfWorkToMakeCrappyBread</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/iwantlightandfluffy?source=feed_text&story_id=10155077427549886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IWantLightAndFluffy</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ithinkyoucouldbrickahousewiththisstuff?source=feed_text&story_id=10155077427549886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IThinkYouCouldBrickAHouseWithThisStuff</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">When the hospital billing office calls and says they'll knock 50% off of your bill because you've been so consistent with your payments. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/happyvalentinesdayindeed?source=feed_text&story_id=10155074485769886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">HappyValentinesDayIndeed</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/yourespeakingmylanguage?source=feed_text&story_id=10155074485769886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">YoureSpeakingMyLanguage</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/whoelsehasadealforme?source=feed_text&story_id=10155074485769886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WhoElseHasADealForMe</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/imgoingtocallaround?source=feed_text&story_id=10155074485769886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ImGoingToCallAround</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">You know what's awesome about being sick and having a three-year-old who, after every time you get comfortable, bolts for the swimming pool carting one of the cats to throw in because, "this cat is all dirty, needs a bath". Nothing is awesome about it. Absolutely nothing. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ahsucharelaxingday?source=feed_text&story_id=10155068684809886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AhSuchARelaxingDay</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thisiswhymomsstaysickforweeksandweeks?source=feed_text&story_id=10155068684809886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ThisIsWhyMomsStaySickForWeeksAndWeeks</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/imprettysuremyheadisgoingtoexplode?source=feed_text&story_id=10155068684809886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ImPrettySureMyHeadIsGoingToExplode</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/iwasntfastenoughandonecatgotabathanyway?source=feed_text&story_id=10155068684809886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IWasntFastEnoughAndOneCatGotABathAnyway</span></a></span><br />
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Due to conditions beyond our control, we had to bring our children to the adult session of our church conference:</div>
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The Kid: Why is it so quiet? Is this a funeral?<br />Me: Nope. It's because there are no kids here.<br />The Kid: It's because adults are no fun.</div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Husband to me at 11am (after The Kid woke me up at 4:45 to ask if I was interested in wrapping a birthday present for her friend), "You need to put some pillows under your head and close your eyes. I think that's in the best interest of everyone in this house." </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/mamaneedsanap?source=feed_text&story_id=10155065918989886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MamaNeedsANap</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/mamaisbeingmean?source=feed_text&story_id=10155065918989886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MamaIsBeingMean</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">That one time when you're feeling like you're really making progress and getting strong and then you see the results from a high school powerlifting meet where the girls literally half your size (and also less than half your age) are lifting more (A LOT more) than you are. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/whyamisoold?source=feed_text&story_id=10155065374244886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WhyAmISoOld</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thesegirlsweigh100pounds?source=feed_text&story_id=10155065374244886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TheseGirlsWeigh100Pounds</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/theysquatthreetimestheirbodyweight?source=feed_text&story_id=10155065374244886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TheySquatThreeTimesTheirBodyWeight</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/youthissoarrogant?source=feed_text&story_id=10155065374244886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">YouthIsSoArrogant</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/withouteventryingtobe?source=feed_text&story_id=10155065374244886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WithoutEvenTryingToBe</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/meandmyoldladyknees?source=feed_text&story_id=10155065374244886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MeAndMyOldLadyKnees</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">When you're feeling just crappy enough to not want to do anything and you have a snotty three-year-old using you as a pillow, you really ought to be able to order up some rainy weather so sitting inside isn't such a waste. And, as long as I'm wishing for stuff, I'd like the metabolism of a 16-year-old boy, a new car, and the ability to weld correctly. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/imeanaslongaswearewishing?source=feed_text&story_id=10155057607844886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IMeanAsLongAsWeAreWishing</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/imightcouldalsouseonemilliondollars?source=feed_text&story_id=10155057607844886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IMightCouldAlsoUseOneMillionDollars</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andhairthatwouldneverturnwhite?source=feed_text&story_id=10155057607844886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndHairThatWouldNeverTurnWhite</span></a></span></div>
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The Kid, while working on a school project about what she wants to be when she grows up:</div>
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The Kid: I just don't know what to pick! What if I pick the wrong thing?!<br />Me: Well, dude, it's not like you're locking it in for the rest of your life. You can change your mind, you know.<br />The Kid: Well, that's a relief. Because I really cannot choose between a cheerleader and a pop star until I'm seven.<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/wheniwasseveniwantedtobeapoliceofficer?source=feed_text&story_id=10155057031644886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WhenIWasSevenIWantedToBeAPoliceOfficer</span></span></a><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thankgoodnessyoucanchangeyourmind?source=feed_text&story_id=10155057031644886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ThankGoodnessYouCanChangeYourMind</span></span></a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/iwouldbeaterriblepoliceofficer?source=feed_text&story_id=10155057031644886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IWouldBeATerriblePoliceOfficer</span></span></a><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/nowiwanttobeatravelwriter?source=feed_text&story_id=10155057031644886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">NowIWantToBeATravelWriter</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">My Thursday bike ride to the gym takes me by a big field full of cows and hay. It would remind me of home except: 1. The cows are a different breed. 2. The field is always green. 3. The air outside is so thick you can almost eat it. The good news: the field smells like heaven and I'm pretty sure the cows really like it when I stop to talk to them. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/italktocows?source=feed_text&story_id=10155038894969886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ITalkToCows</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thatprobablymeansimcrazy?source=feed_text&story_id=10155038894969886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ThatProbablyMeansImCrazy</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ilovethesmellofhay?source=feed_text&story_id=10155038894969886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ILoveTheSmellOfHay</span></a></span></span></div>
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Erinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15246823647604252901noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32012601.post-15241761505191729192017-04-13T12:12:00.002-05:002017-04-13T12:12:19.655-05:00On Facebook - January 2017<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">When you hit the local high school girl's basketball game and they play the same offense you played in high school. And the other team has six girls a la Austin High School. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thatoffenseisatleasttwentyyearsold?source=feed_text&story_id=10155033491534886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ThatOffenseIsAtLeastTwentyYearsOld</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/nostalgia?source=feed_text&story_id=10155033491534886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">Nostalgia</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/formerpointguard?source=feed_text&story_id=10155033491534886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; 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font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IUsedToThinkIWasAStar</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/wellshighschool?source=feed_text&story_id=10155033491534886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WellsHighSchool</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/mymusclesarebiggernow?source=feed_text&story_id=10155033491534886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MyMusclesAreBiggerNow</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andsoismyneckwaddle?source=feed_text&story_id=10155033491534886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndSoIsMyNeckWaddle</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">Me: Dude, something smells. Did you poop your pants?</span><br style="color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">The Tater: Nope. It's the kitty poop his pants.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">When you have an in depth, rather long conversation with a man at Tractor Supply about cats, you know you live in the right place. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ivefoundmypeople?source=feed_text&story_id=10155029438584886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IveFoundMyPeople</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/yourespeakingmylanguage?source=feed_text&story_id=10155029438584886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">YoureSpeakingMyLanguage</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/heoncehadfiftycats?source=feed_text&story_id=10155029438584886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">HeOnceHadFiftyCats</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/excessivemuch?source=feed_text&story_id=10155029438584886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ExcessiveMuch</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">The Tater was being naughty and looking to me to laugh at him:</span><br style="color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">Me: That's not funny, dude.</span><br style="color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">The Tater: It is a little funny, Mama Pig.</span><br style="color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;" /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/goodgrief?source=feed_text&story_id=10155024009834886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">GoodGrief</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/toomuchpeppapig?source=feed_text&story_id=10155024009834886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TooMuchPeppaPig</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">I've said it before and I'll say it again: it is ALWAYS disappointing to find out you're not as strong as you think you are. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/squatdepthisstupid?source=feed_text&story_id=10155020226194886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SquatDepthIsStupid</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/icouldlift900poundsifididnthavetosquatparallel?source=feed_text&story_id=10155020226194886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ICouldLift900PoundsIfIDidntHaveToSquatParallel</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/okmaybenot900?source=feed_text&story_id=10155020226194886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">OkMaybeNot900</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/butatleast895?source=feed_text&story_id=10155020226194886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ButAtLeast895</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">To say that dinner was unsuccessful this evening is a massive understatement. At one point, both kids were howling (bypassed simple crying straight away) because they were sure they were being force fed poison in the form of vegetables and noodles and then one proceeded to run upstairs and wail about how she's probably going to starve to death because her mother refused to make her something different. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/iamnotashortordercook?source=feed_text&story_id=10155018791894886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IAmNotAShortOrderCook</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/goaheadandstarve?source=feed_text&story_id=10155018791894886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">GoAheadAndSTARVE</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ifshedoesnteatwithmeshedoesnteatatall?source=feed_text&story_id=10155018791894886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IfSheDoesntEatWithMeSheDoesntEatAtAll</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/reasonsmomdrinks?source=feed_text&story_id=10155018791894886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ReasonsMomDrinks</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/momimsorryforeverymealiveevercomplainedabout?source=feed_text&story_id=10155018791894886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MomImSorryForEveryMealIveEverComplainedAbout</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">The Kid comes home from school, runs in the door, and immediately bears down on the kitties screaming, "COME HERE, KITTY!" When both of them bolt she turns around and says, "Why don't the kitties come to me?!" </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ihavenoidea?source=feed_text&story_id=10155018584729886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IHaveNoIdea</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/icantevenimagine?source=feed_text&story_id=10155018584729886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ICantEvenImagine</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/couldbebecausetheydontlikebeingmauled?source=feed_text&story_id=10155018584729886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">CouldBeBecauseTheyDontLikeBeingMauled</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/butwhatdoiknow?source=feed_text&story_id=10155018584729886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ButWhatDoIKnow</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">When you have to be on a phone call with an automated system, your kid is screaming bloody murder in the background, and the system just keeps repeating, "I'm sorry, I didn't understand you. Let's try that again." And then you're madly punching the 0 button and muttering hotly under your breath, "JUST TRANSFER ME TO A REAL PERSON, FOR. THE. LOVE." </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/atleasticanexplainthescreamingkidtoarealperson?source=feed_text&story_id=10155017859084886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AtLeastICanExplainTheScreamingKidToARealPerson</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andthentheygettohearhimscreamtoo?source=feed_text&story_id=10155017859084886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndThenTheyGetToHearHimScreamToo</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/youarewelcomecustomerserviceman?source=feed_text&story_id=10155017859084886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">YouAreWelcomeCustomerServiceMan</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">Me: Do you know what my favorite thing about you is, baby?</span><br style="color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">The Kid: That I'm cute?</span><br style="color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">Me: No, I love that you are always positive in every situation.</span><br style="color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">The Kid: Well, that's a super power, actually. AND I'm cute.</span><br style="color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;" /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thepowerofpositivity?source=feed_text&story_id=10155015782509886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ThePowerOfPositivity</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/positivityisasuperpower?source=feed_text&story_id=10155015782509886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">PositivityIsASuperPower</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">That one time when you're attempting to plank (yes, on purpose) and your 40-pound three-year-old flings himself on your back shouting, "Ima RIDE THE PONY!" </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thisponydoesntdorides?source=feed_text&story_id=10155014515689886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ThisPonyDoesntDoRides</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thisponyhastheweakestcoreontheplanet?source=feed_text&story_id=10155014515689886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ThisPonyHasTheWeakestCoreOnThePlanet</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thisponydoesntneed40extrapounds?source=feed_text&story_id=10155014515689886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ThisPonyDoesntNeed40ExtraPounds</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/nowgogettheponyadrpepper?source=feed_text&story_id=10155014515689886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">NowGoGetThePonyADrPepper</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/stat?source=feed_text&story_id=10155014515689886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">STAT</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">The three-year-old has just discovered that the vacuum actually sucks stuff up. He's currently screaming because I banned him from using it after fishing out batteries, pencils, Christmas candy, and a Barbie doll head. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/hesgettingashopvacforhisbirthday?source=feed_text&story_id=10155010830064886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">HesGettingAShopVacForHisBirthday</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thinkabouthowmuchfunhecouldhave?source=feed_text&story_id=10155010830064886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ThinkAboutHowMuchFunHeCouldHave</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">The Kid: Mama, I have amazing news! Even if I run around naked on St. Patrick's Day, you can't pinch me because my eyes are green!</span><br style="color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">Me: That is good news.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"><br /></span>
<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">This morning at 5:45, The Kid walks into our bathroom and announces that she is bored. Because apparently she'd already accomplished her list for the day in the two hours she'd been awake (and thundering around the house) before that. Just an FYI, but her "appropriate time to get up" alarm would not go off for another forty-five minutes. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/reasonsmomdrinks?source=feed_text&story_id=10154997116809886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ReasonsMomDrinks</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ihaventhadadrpepperinthreedays?source=feed_text&story_id=10154997116809886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IHaventHadADrPepperInThreeDays</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/todayiwillhaveonebefore8am?source=feed_text&story_id=10154997116809886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TodayIWillHaveOneBefore8AM</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/myhealthassessmentsuggestsigetmoresleep?source=feed_text&story_id=10154997116809886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MyHealthAssessmentSuggestsIGetMoreSleep</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">That one time when you decide to go ahead and ride your bike to the gym because "it's not that far and the road is flat", but forget to factor in the fact that you've not actually ridden a bike any significant distance on purpose for fifteen years and riding a bike when you have to is stupid (</span><a class="profileLink" data-hovercard-prefer-more-content-show="1" data-hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=100000398890150" href="https://www.facebook.com/mia.krenka" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;">Mia Ardans Krenka</a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">, just like snowshoeing). And three people stop to help you along the way because you apparently look quite verklempt and perhaps even a bit nauseated. And then you get to the gym and you've forgotten that it's squat day. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thisdayisstupid?source=feed_text&story_id=10154993665164886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ThisDayIsStupid</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/wehadtogetsomeonetobringushome?source=feed_text&story_id=10154993665164886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WeHadToGetSomeoneToBringUsHome</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/imsorryicantsquat?source=feed_text&story_id=10154993665164886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ImSorryICantSquat</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/becausemyquadsareonfire?source=feed_text&story_id=10154993665164886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BecauseMyQuadsAreOnFire</span></a></span><br />
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The Kid: Why do they keep calling that man Dak?<br />Me: Because that's his name.<br />The Kid: His mother must not have liked him very much.</div>
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The Kid: YES! My team won!<br />Me: I thought you were rooting for the Cowboys with me!<br />The Kid: Mama, the Cowboys were dead to me like twenty minutes ago.<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/youaredeadtome?source=feed_text&story_id=10154981347434886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">YouAreDeadToMe</span></span></a> <span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thanksfornothingcowboys?source=feed_text&story_id=10154981347434886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ThanksForNothingCowboys</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">Today: a school holiday. Meaning we have no where to be and can sleep as long as we want. Both kids hit the floor running at 3:45 because "the sky's awake (damn you, Frozen, it was most definitely NOT awake) and we're hungry". </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/isthisajoke?source=feed_text&story_id=10154980944774886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IsThisAJoke</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/howisitnotajoke?source=feed_text&story_id=10154980944774886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">HowIsItNotAJoke</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/noseriously?source=feed_text&story_id=10154980944774886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">NoSeriously</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thetantrumswillbeginintminusonehour?source=feed_text&story_id=10154980944774886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TheTantrumsWillBeginInTMinusOneHour</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">When you're folding laundry and for the first time in your ten year marriage, ALL undies and socks have matchers. And even better, Justin Timberlake comes on during the folding process and you stop to partake in a litte impromptu dance party with The Tater who is yelling, "THAT'S A GOOD DANCING SONG!" </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/mylifereallyissoexciting?source=feed_text&story_id=10154968441379886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MyLifeReallyIsSoExciting</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/matchingsocks?source=feed_text&story_id=10154968441379886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MatchingSocks</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/theprideofprinces?source=feed_text&story_id=10154968441379886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ThePrideOfPrinces</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/jtmakeseverythingbetter?source=feed_text&story_id=10154968441379886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">JTMakesEverythingBetter</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/cantstopthefeeling?source=feed_text&story_id=10154968441379886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">CantStopTheFeeling</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thetaterhasgoodtasteinmusic?source=feed_text&story_id=10154968441379886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TheTaterHasGoodTasteInMusic</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The bonus of not having a car: The Kid's dream of being a bus rider has come true. It's apparently the most exciting thing that's ever happened to her. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andthebuscomesrighttoourdoor?source=feed_text&story_id=10154968185824886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndTheBusComesRightToOurDoor</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ithastintedwindows?source=feed_text&story_id=10154968185824886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ItHasTintedWindows</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/soitsalsomysterious?source=feed_text&story_id=10154968185824886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SoItsAlsoMysterious</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">That one time when your car is broken down and you can't get to the gym so you decide to do a Zumba workout at your house despite the fact that you haven't done Zumba in over six months and you're all like, I can totally do this, and then after about three songs (where you only remember half the choreography, so it's really just a lot of jumping around), you're dripping sweat and huffing like a hippopotamus after a 50 yard dash. Me. This morning. It. Was. Not. Pretty. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/zumbaisnotforwimps?source=feed_text&story_id=10154963536469886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ZumbaIsNotForWimps</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/itmadethingsjiggle?source=feed_text&story_id=10154963536469886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ItMadeThingsJiggle</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">I'm over January. January is like an entire month of Mondays. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/brokendowncar?source=feed_text&story_id=10154963129639886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BrokenDownCar</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/tatergavethecatabloodynose?source=feed_text&story_id=10154963129639886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TaterGaveTheCatABloodyNose</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-size: 24px; letter-spacing: normal;">You know what's stupid? When cars break down. Stupid. Stupid. Stoooopid.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Thoughts on the NCAA championship tonight: 1. I'm pleased as punch to see Steve Sarkisian get a second chance. But I'm still not rooting for Alabama. 2. The head referee has got to be 50 if he's a day and did you see his GUNS?! And his amazing tan? Flex 'em up, there killer! </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/nationalchampionship?source=feed_text&story_id=10154957705724886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">NationalChampionship</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/espn?source=feed_text&story_id=10154957705724886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">Espn</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/stevesarkisian?source=feed_text&story_id=10154957705724886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SteveSarkisian</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/refereeswithmuscles?source=feed_text&story_id=10154957705724886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">RefereesWithMuscles</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/yournextpinupcalendar?source=feed_text&story_id=10154957705724886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">YourNextPinUpCalendar</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Does anyone have a cure for the after-school-whines? I thought she was hungry, so I fed her. She's already had an hour of physical activity. I let her take a bath. And still...I can handle a lot of things but whining is not one of them.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Just me and the grannies today at the post office. We complimented one another's nails and reminisced about the good old days while waiting for the postal worker to figure out international postage. A good time was had by all. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ihangwiththegrannies?source=feed_text&story_id=10154955474149886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IHangWithTheGrannies</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/wegetalong?source=feed_text&story_id=10154955474149886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WeGetAlong</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/probablybecausewehavethesamebedtime?source=feed_text&story_id=10154955474149886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ProbablyBecauseWeHaveTheSameBedTime</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The kitties breathed a collective sigh of relief as The Kid headed off to school today. They are semi-free from tyranny for a good seven hours every day for the next five months. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/dontworry?source=feed_text&story_id=10154955283524886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">DontWorry</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/shewokeupatfourtogethermaulingtimein?source=feed_text&story_id=10154955283524886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SheWokeUpAtFourToGetHerMaulingTimeIn</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">It literally took 45 minutes this morning to find weather appropriate clothing for both kids and then attempt to help them realize they actually needed it. In the end, The Tater left the house in shorts and a (non-zipped, screamed about it for twenty minutes) jacket and The Kid went in her pirate wench dress with a pair of (very, very forced) sweatpants underneath. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/fine?source=feed_text&story_id=10154940868379886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">Fine</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/freezetodeath?source=feed_text&story_id=10154940868379886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">FreezeToDeath</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/seeificare?source=feed_text&story_id=10154940868379886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SeeIfICare</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">That one time when you're headed somewhere, realize you've forgotten your keys, and your child slams the (already locked) door, leaving you literally out in the cold (ok, cold for Texas). And immediately, The Kid starts to wail, "What are we going to do for food and shelter?!" And that leads to both of you slogging through the mud in the crawl space, looking for a spare key that fell through the cracks in the porch five months ago as The Tater repeatedly screams, "That's a bi</span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline;">g, huge spider, mama!" And naturally, you do not find the key, but The Kid exclaims loudly over everything she does find, leading you to falsely believe you are SAVED every seven seconds. And in the end, after you're unable to pick the lock (it looks so easy on TV), you're forced to execute a massive break-in and drive like a bat out of hell to get where you're supposed to be. <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/idbeaterriblecriminal?source=feed_text&story_id=10154937536559886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IdBeATerribleCriminal</span></span></a><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andihavenograceinsituationslikethis?source=feed_text&story_id=10154937536559886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndIHaveNoGraceInSituationsLikeThis</span></span></a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/alsonopatience?source=feed_text&story_id=10154937536559886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AlsoNoPatience</span></span></a><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/wouldyoustopcryingforthelove?source=feed_text&story_id=10154937536559886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WouldYouStopCryingForTheLove</span></span></a> <span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/wewillnotdienorstarveifwecantgetin?source=feed_text&story_id=10154937536559886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WeWillNotDieNorStarveIfWeCantGetIn</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline;"><span style="background-color: white;">In ten years: one really (really) long distance relationship. Two homes. Eight jobs (between the two of us). A scary hospital stay. The loss of two parents. Fertility treatments. Miscarriages. Two children. One move. Owning our own home. The same two cars. Celebrating our 30's together. Laughing until I snort. And I still rejoice in the fact that when we were talking about getting married (and by that I mean I was talking and he was listening), I said, "Let's not do an engagement ring though, ok? Let's spend that money on the most comfortable bed we can find." This man: the only one in the world that deals beautifully with my special brand of crazy. I love you everyday. Even on Tuesdays. And even if my calves are bigger than yours. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/10thanniversary?source=feed_text&story_id=10154936471324886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">10thAnniversary</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/doubledigits?source=feed_text&story_id=10154936471324886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">DoubleDigits</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/likeaboss?source=feed_text&story_id=10154936471324886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">LikeABoss</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/nailingthismarriagething?source=feed_text&story_id=10154936471324886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">NailingThisMarriageThing</span></a></span></span></div>
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Huge crash upstairs, followed by wailing, and the thunder of little feet racing to get to me to win the tattletale race:</div>
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Dear McDonald's,<br />Thank you for creating the worst kid's meal toy in the history of EVER (an elephant that sings one line from a song over and over and over). And even better, you've made it respond to any kind of loud noise my children make, so as they're screaming at each other in the back seat, your toy is loudly singing, "Don't you worry 'bout a thing, don't you worry 'bout a thing, BABY!" It. Is. Awesome.</div>
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The Kid: Daddy doesn't look anything like that.<br />Me: Why not?<br />The Kid: Well, he doesn't have any of those short stretchy pants. And also, he doesn't have abs.<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/alsonospraytan?source=feed_text&story_id=10154927134839886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AlsoNoSprayTan</span></span></a> <span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/butluckilymyabsdolooklikeafitnessmodel?source=feed_text&story_id=10154927134839886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ButLuckilyMyAbsDoLookLikeAFitnessModel</span></a></span></span></div>
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Me: Dude! Let him go!<br />The Kid: But yesterday at church <a class="profileLink" data-hovercard-prefer-more-content-show="1" data-hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=100006690696904" href="https://www.facebook.com/petersen.holli" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;">Holli</a> said you should hug someone when they feel bad.<br />Me: I'm pretty sure the five love languages don't apply to cats.<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><br />The Kid: Because cats only have three love languages?</span></div>
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The Kid really was born into the wrong family:</div>
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The Kid: Who're we inviting over for the big ball drop tonight?!<br />Me: No one. I'm going to be in bed.<br />The Kid: Are you going to wake us up when the ball drops to party?!<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><br />Me: Nope.<br />The Kid: I guess I'll just eat my candy bar now then.<br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/alwayslookingforaparty?source=feed_text&story_id=10154912554114886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AlwaysLookingForAParty</span></span></a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/partypooperparents?source=feed_text&story_id=10154912554114886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">PartyPooperParents</span></span></a><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/wedontringinthenewyear?source=feed_text&story_id=10154912554114886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WeDontRingInTheNewYear</span></span></a> <span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/wesleepitin?source=feed_text&story_id=10154912554114886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WeSleepItIn</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">Had a dream last night that </span><a class="profileLink" data-hovercard-prefer-more-content-show="1" data-hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=55900129" href="https://www.facebook.com/BBDavid1" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;">David J. Hall</a><span style="background-color: white;"> and I received a church assignment as "The Official Dance Instructors" for all youth dances. Hip hop was our specialty. And we were AMAZING. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/justintimberlakeaintgotnothinonus?source=feed_text&story_id=10154905950299886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">JustinTimberlakeAintGotNothinOnUs</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/bringingsexyback?source=feed_text&story_id=10154905950299886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BringingSexyBack</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/dropitlikeitshot?source=feed_text&story_id=10154905950299886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">DropItLikeItsHot</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">For The Kid's Flat Stanley project, we were able to send Stanley to my good friend, </span><a class="profileLink" data-hovercard-prefer-more-content-show="1" data-hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=623555382" href="https://www.facebook.com/grainne.hanna.9" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;">Gráinne</a><span style="background-color: white;"> in Ireland. She sent us this photo of a statue of Molly Malone and this from The Kid, "Mama, her nipples are going to fall out of her dress. She must be pregnant. Because that dog down the road is pregnant and her nipples almost touch the road. It's really not good." </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/wereveremolly?source=feed_text&story_id=10154898088444886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WeRevereMolly</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andallhistorialfigures?source=feed_text&story_id=10154898088444886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndAllHistorialFigures</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/worriedabouteveryonesbodyparts?source=feed_text&story_id=10154898088444886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WorriedAboutEveryonesBodyParts</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">If I had $1 for every time I've said, "PUT THAT KITTY DOWN" over the last week, I'd have $701 trillion. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/maybe702trillion?source=feed_text&story_id=10154898022809886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">Maybe702Trillion</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/mykidsareawesomelisteners?source=feed_text&story_id=10154898022809886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MyKidsAreAwesomeListeners</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/reasonsmomdrinks?source=feed_text&story_id=10154898022809886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ReasonsMomDrinks</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">The Tater's newest favorite movie is Jungle Book. When asked the main character's name he says, "Carolyn!" Because apparently she and Mowgli have the same hair and wear the same clothes. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/runaroundinyourundies?source=feed_text&story_id=10154890549984886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">RunAroundInYourUndies</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/becauseaintnobodygottimeforclothes?source=feed_text&story_id=10154890549984886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BecauseAintNobodyGotTimeForClothes</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">Day three of morning rain. The Tater and I are snuggled up on the couch watching the Today Show and drinking hot chocolate as he yells repeatedly, "Mama! Tickle my leg! I need candy!" </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/wesentdaddytowork?source=feed_text&story_id=10154804578994886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WeSentDaddyToWork</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andthekidtoschool?source=feed_text&story_id=10154804578994886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndTheKidToSchool</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/kellyclarksoniscohostingontoday?source=feed_text&story_id=10154804578994886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">KellyClarksonIsCoHostingOnToday</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thatshouldbearegularthing?source=feed_text&story_id=10154804578994886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ThatShouldBeARegularThing</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/iloveher?source=feed_text&story_id=10154804578994886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ILoveHer</span></a></span></span></div>
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Erinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15246823647604252901noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32012601.post-91511351440055271232017-04-12T16:05:00.003-05:002017-04-12T16:05:43.523-05:00On Facebook - November 2016<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">Singing to O Holy Night by Celine Dion on the way to school this morning and this, "This is the most beautiful song I've ever heard. But maybe we ought to just listen to her sing it, mama." </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/youmeanidontsoundlikeceline?source=feed_text&story_id=10154789558534886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">YouMeanIDontSoundLikeCeline</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/imoffended?source=feed_text&story_id=10154789558534886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ImOffended</span></a></span><br />
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For The Tater's birthday, we bought him a bag full of plastic farm animals. The Kid is obsessed with the adult pig:</div>
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The Kid: Why does this pig have so many penises?<br />Me: Those are nipples. And it's because pigs have a lot of babies at one time.<br />The Kid: Why do they do that?<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><br />Me: I don't know why. It's just how pigs do.<br />The Kid: Well, no wonder she looks so stressed out.</span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">When you're watching an Emily Skye leg and butt workout while eating pie for breakfast the day after Thanksgiving. Get it, Emily! I'll just be over here cheering you on. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/exercisevicariously?source=feed_text&story_id=10154775423324886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ExerciseVicariously</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/chocolatepeanutbutterpie?source=feed_text&story_id=10154775423324886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ChocolatePeanutButterPie</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/breakfastofchampions?source=feed_text&story_id=10154775423324886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BreakfastOfChampions</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andtheniwonderwhymypantsdontfit?source=feed_text&story_id=10154775423324886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndThenIWonderWhyMyPantsDontFit</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">Driving home from town yesterday, Husband and I are singing at the top of our lungs to Bon Jovi and The Tater is sitting in the back seat, hands over his ears, yelling, "NO! PLEASE HELP ME!" </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/parentsoftheyear?source=feed_text&story_id=10154769834274886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ParentsOfTheYear</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/wewillbeonthevoicenextseason?source=feed_text&story_id=10154769834274886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WeWillBeOnTheVoiceNextSeason</span></a></span></span></div>
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ust watched Trolls with The Kid and then tried to discuss the meaning of happiness (the key theme of the movie):</div>
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Me: So, you can find happiness in who you are, not in what you have.<br />The Kid: Yes, that's true. And also in eating Chick-Fil-A every day without exploding.<br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thatsthenextthingiwasgoingtosay?source=feed_text&story_id=10154767651419886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ThatsTheNextThingIWasGoingToSay</span></span></a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/chickfila?source=feed_text&story_id=10154767651419886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ChickFilA</span></span></a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/makeseveryonehappy?source=feed_text&story_id=10154767651419886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MakesEveryoneHappy</span></span></a><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/shetotallymissedthepoint?source=feed_text&story_id=10154767651419886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SheTotallyMissedThePoint</span></span></a><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/whydoparentsattemptdeepdiscussionswithkids?source=feed_text&story_id=10154767651419886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WhyDoParentsAttemptDeepDiscussionsWithKids</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Today at church = my favorite Sunday of the entire year: The primary program (children ages 4-12). The good news: what The Kid lacks in ability to stay on tune, she more than makes up for in enthusiasm and sheer volume. And, since we've moved to a much, much smaller place, she gets more than one chance to talk into the microphone, which is pretty much her wildest dream coming true. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/winning?source=feed_text&story_id=10154761015939886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">Winning</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/welovejesus?source=feed_text&story_id=10154761015939886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WeLoveJesus</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/canisitclosertothemicrophonemama?source=feed_text&story_id=10154761015939886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">CanISitCloserToTheMicrophoneMama</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Also at The Peters this morning: being the heartless mother I am, I insisted The Tater wear actual pants instead of shorts since it is 40 degrees outside. He's been on the floor crying for the last 30 minutes screaming, "I don't like it big leg shorts! Want another shorts! Want it small leg shorts!" </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/howdareiforcehimintopants?source=feed_text&story_id=10154760714899886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">HowDareIForceHimIntoPants</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;">Two things: 1. I thought I could squat at least 300 pounds...turns out I can only do it five times and then I feel like I'm going to die. 2. After 30 minutes of watching The Crown, I'm absolutely positive I will be needing a proper crown. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/garnersfitness?source=feed_text&story_id=10154751835789886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">GarnersFitness</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/300poundsfeelslike900?source=feed_text&story_id=10154751835789886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">300PoundsFeelsLike900</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ihavetogetmycrownbeforeiblowoutmyknees?source=feed_text&story_id=10154751835789886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IHaveToGetMyCrownBeforeIBlowOutMyKnees</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;">The Kid's friend from school has apparently picked herself up a little boyfriend and The Kid does not agree with her choice, "Mama, he gets color changes all the time. He does not make good choices at school. Love is always a bad idea."</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;">The Kid just sat down in front of me with a bottle of lotion and started rubbing my feet, "Mama, I'm rubbing your feet because you've had a really rough day. And it's about to get worse. I've decided I'm going to be a pop star when I grow up." </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/youcanbeanythingyouwantaslongasyoukeeprubbingmyfeet?source=feed_text&story_id=10154739141954886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">YouCanBeAnythingYouWantAsLongAsYouKeepRubbingMyFeet</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/therealwaytomyheart?source=feed_text&story_id=10154739141954886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TheRealWayToMyHeart</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;">Best call of the day brought to you by the Kansas game when a player tried to camouflage his blue uniform by laying on the blue grass in the endzone: flagged for excessive trickeration. Because we allow some trickeration, but that? That was excessive. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/youcanonlytrickotherpeoplethismuch?source=feed_text&story_id=10154735469619886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">YouCanOnlyTrickOtherPeopleTHISMuch</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andyouwentoverboard?source=feed_text&story_id=10154735469619886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndYouWentOverboard</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/tricksykansas?source=feed_text&story_id=10154735469619886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TricksyKansas</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/oncebyuwasflaggedforintentiontodeceive?source=feed_text&story_id=10154735469619886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">OnceBYUWasFlaggedForIntentionToDeceive</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/justmakinguppenaltiesaswegoalong?source=feed_text&story_id=10154735469619886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">JustMakingUpPenaltiesAsWeGoAlong</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/canwegetapenaltyonmikegundysmullet?source=feed_text&story_id=10154735469619886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">CanWeGetAPenaltyOnMikeGundysMullet</span></a></span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">A friend posted about hair earlier this evening, which led me to over an hour of watching YouTube videos on how to get that great beachy wave. The best one? A teenage girl holding pink foam curlers in her hands as if they were made of gold, "Like I don't even know what these are called. I found them at Walmart. But they are by far the best thing for curling my hair!" Um....they're called, wait for it, CURLERS. And they've been around since God was a boy. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/youdidntjustdiscoverthem?source=feed_text&story_id=10154732646389886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">YouDidntJustDiscoverThem</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/mygreatgrandmotherusedthemtoo?source=feed_text&story_id=10154732646389886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MyGreatGrandmotherUsedThemToo</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/literally?source=feed_text&story_id=10154732646389886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">Literally</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/despitewatchingallofthosevideosiwillneverbeabletodomyownhair?source=feed_text&story_id=10154732646389886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">DespiteWatchingAllOfThoseVideosIWillNeverBeAbleToDoMyOwnHair</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/becauseimspecial?source=feed_text&story_id=10154732646389886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BecauseImSpecial</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: Is that show, Bad Moms still out?</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: I don't know.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: I don't think you should watch it. Because then you might be scared that you're a bad mom.</span><br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thanksfornothingkid?source=feed_text&story_id=10154725886069886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ThanksForNothingKid</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/awellplacedcomplimentgoesalongway?source=feed_text&story_id=10154725886069886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AWellPlacedComplimentGoesALongWay</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">Today that the gym: I lifted heavier and did more reps than I've ever done. And, since there wasn't anyone around to do it, I gave my self a pat on the back and an enthusiastic "o-tsukaresama" and then missed Japan so much I could hardly breathe. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/otsukaresamadeshita?source=feed_text&story_id=10154724314159886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">OTsukareSamaDeshita</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/sweatinglikeaman?source=feed_text&story_id=10154724314159886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SweatingLikeAMan</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/garnersfitness?source=feed_text&story_id=10154724314159886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">GarnersFitness</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/dropitlikeasquat?source=feed_text&story_id=10154724314159886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">DropItLikeASquat</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/alsodropitlikealungebutnooneeversaysthat?source=feed_text&story_id=10154724314159886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AlsoDropItLikeALungeButNoOneEverSaysThat</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">The biggest shock of last night: I made pizza for the kids and fish for me. The Kid said she wasn't hungry and The Tater wanted my fish. </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/whatistheworldcomingto?source=feed_text&story_id=10154723976139886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WhatIsTheWorldComingTo</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">Sitting at the kitchen table studying my scriptures when The Tater walks in and says, "Please open your arms for love me mama's boy." </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/hereallyisamamasboy?source=feed_text&story_id=10154722318009886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">HeReallyIsAMamasBoy</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/pleasenevergrowup?source=feed_text&story_id=10154722318009886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">PleaseNeverGrowUp</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/forlovememamasboy?source=feed_text&story_id=10154722318009886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ForLoveMeMamasBoy</span></a></span></span></div>
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The Kid: I need somewhere to write all of my secrets. The Tater can't see them or else he'll tell all of his nursery buddies.<br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/sixyearoldsecretsaretopsecret?source=feed_text&story_id=10154722007259886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SixYearOldSecretsAreTopSecret</span></span></a> <span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thenurserykidsaredyingtoknow?source=feed_text&story_id=10154722007259886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TheNurseryKidsAreDyingToKnow</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Me: Hey, you ready to go to the gym?</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Tater: Nope. Gotta eat eggs and sausage.</span><br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/priorities?source=feed_text&story_id=10154720653534886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">Priorities</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ahealthybreakfastmakesyouawinner?source=feed_text&story_id=10154720653534886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AHealthyBreakfastMakesYouAWinner</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">I remember before I had kids when I used to sleep through the entire night and then wake up and follow an actual schedule. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/whathappened?source=feed_text&story_id=10154717608384886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WhatHappened</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/littlemidnightvisitors?source=feed_text&story_id=10154717608384886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">LittleMidnightVisitors</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/and1amvisitors?source=feed_text&story_id=10154717608384886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">And1amVisitors</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/and3amvisitors?source=feed_text&story_id=10154717608384886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">And3amVisitors</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/callinganaudible?source=feed_text&story_id=10154717608384886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">CallingAnAudible</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/insteadofgoingtothegymimgoingtocleanuppuke?source=feed_text&story_id=10154717608384886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">InsteadOfGoingToTheGymImGoingToCleanUpPuke</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andtherehadbetterbeanapinmyfuture?source=feed_text&story_id=10154717608384886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndThereHadBetterBeANapInMyFuture</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: Will you give me cooking lessons?</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: Sure. Then when you're in college and you're a good cook, you'll get all the boys.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: In that case, I don't want to learn to cook.</span><br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/wedontneednoboys?source=feed_text&story_id=10154716053639886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WeDontNeedNoBoys</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/awaytoaboysheartisthroughhisstomach?source=feed_text&story_id=10154716053639886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AWayToABoysHeartIsThroughHisStomach</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Making Grandma Beryl's caramel corn in Grandma Phyllis's pan. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/reppinthefam?source=feed_text&story_id=10154715768134886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ReppinTheFam</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thosetwowererealdames?source=feed_text&story_id=10154715768134886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ThoseTwoWereRealDames</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/sundaywin?source=feed_text&story_id=10154715768134886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SundayWin</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">That one time when you wear your church clothes to Walmart and for all the looks you got, you may as well have been dressed in your evening gown and $11 million diamond necklace. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/queenofsheba?source=feed_text&story_id=10154712436499886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">QueenOfSheba</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/imtoosexyforwalmart?source=feed_text&story_id=10154712436499886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ImTooSexyForWalmart</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/igotmuchbetterservice?source=feed_text&story_id=10154712436499886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IGotMuchBetterService</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/imwearingmycrownnexttime?source=feed_text&story_id=10154712436499886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ImWearingMyCrownNextTime</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">That one time when Texas A&M loses to a team BYU beat several weeks ago and you want to gloat but Husband is so sad. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/nogloatzone?source=feed_text&story_id=10154712051194886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">NoGloatZone</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/butbyudidbeatmississippistate?source=feed_text&story_id=10154712051194886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ButBYUDidBeatMississippiState</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">I have a church meeting today that is scheduled to begin at 12:30. It is apparent that the women's organization was not consulted in the planning because if they were, there would either be a delicious potluck lunch planned OR the meeting would begin after lunch time. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/woulditbewrongtobringabucketofchicken?source=feed_text&story_id=10154711190214886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WouldItBeWrongToBringABucketOfChicken</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andapackageoforeos?source=feed_text&story_id=10154711190214886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndAPackageOfOreos</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: I was telling my class how different Tater and I are. For instance, he has a penis and I have a china. How much more different can you be?</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: Please tell me you didn't say that out loud.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: Of course I did.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: Of course you did.</span><br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/forthelove?source=feed_text&story_id=10154708830344886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ForTheLove</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/reasonsmomdrinks?source=feed_text&story_id=10154708830344886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ReasonsMomDrinks</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">On a scale of 1-10, how bad would it be to say, drop your kids off at Chuck E. Cheese and come back for them six hours later? Because if it's below a five, I'm totally doing it. </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thanksforcaringformykidschucke?source=feed_text&story_id=10154707696854886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ThanksForCaringForMyKidsChuckE</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The Kid just did her first load of HER OWN laundry. I may or may not be crying tears of happiness in the corner. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/watchmybabyfly?source=feed_text&story_id=10154705861149886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WatchMyBabyFly</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/becausedoingyourownlaundryisthebeginning?source=feed_text&story_id=10154705861149886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BecauseDoingYourOwnLaundryIsTheBeginning</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/upnextisgettingajobtosupportherparents?source=feed_text&story_id=10154705861149886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">UpNextIsGettingAJobToSupportHerParents</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">There is apparently a girl in The Kid's class who is both bossy and a bully, "So, I told her that she'd catch more flies with honey than with vinegar, mama. To be a good friend you need honesty, generosity, and kindness. And honey." </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/friendshiplessons?source=feed_text&story_id=10154701158919886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">FriendshipLessons</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/getoutthehoney?source=feed_text&story_id=10154701158919886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">GetOutTheHoney</span></a></span></div>
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I ordered a few of my favorite books to read to The Kid and then just had to read my very favorite one, which I almost finished in a couple of hours:</div>
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The Kid: Did you read all of this right now?<br />Me: Yes.<br />The Kid: It must be a freakin' page turner!<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/freakinpageturner?source=feed_text&story_id=10154698770499886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">FreakinPageTurner</span></span></a> <span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ilovetoread?source=feed_text&story_id=10154698770499886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ILoveToRead</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">We are on Halloween hangover mode. Both kids were up at 5 rummaging through their candy stash, screaming at one another, and watching TV and I just let them do it. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/5amwillbe4amnextweek?source=feed_text&story_id=10154697528699886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">5amWillBe4amNextWeek</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/sothatsawesome?source=feed_text&story_id=10154697528699886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SoThatsAwesome</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/timechangesarestupid?source=feed_text&story_id=10154697528699886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TimeChangesAreStupid</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thekidisalreadyplanningthanksgivingactivities?source=feed_text&story_id=10154697528699886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TheKidIsAlreadyPlanningThanksgivingActivities</span></a></span></span></div>
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Erinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15246823647604252901noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32012601.post-45755512503667542642017-04-12T15:49:00.000-05:002017-04-12T15:49:06.092-05:00On Facebook - October 2016<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">Three things I love: My mom, Halloween, and The Great State of Nevada. Happy birthday to all of you. Except not to Halloween. Because it doesn't really have a birthday. Whatever.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"><br /></span>
<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">The Kid is attempting to adopt an accent. But only on words with a long I in them. Totally works.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 24px;">The Tater has been sentenced: death by church clothes.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">Been rooting for the underdogs all afternoon and the only one that hasn't let us down so far is Texas. And Oklahoma State. As dirty as it makes me feel, we're on for Florida State next. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/gonoles?source=feed_text&story_id=10154687841699886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">GoNoles</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/evenifyallarecheaters?source=feed_text&story_id=10154687841699886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">EvenIfYAllAreCheaters</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thanksfornothingutah?source=feed_text&story_id=10154687841699886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ThanksForNothingUtah</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andalsovirginia?source=feed_text&story_id=10154687841699886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndAlsoVirginia</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andyoutoomichiganstate?source=feed_text&story_id=10154687841699886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndYouTooMichiganState</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">I've had three really good, non-crying days and then this morning, The Kid dug out what was supposed to be my Halloween costume. I cried. Blubbered really. The Kid asked what was wrong and when I told her she said, "What do you mean there's not going to be a baby?! That's ridiculous! Oh, well, don't worry about it, mama, things could always be worse." </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/reassuranceatitsfinest?source=feed_text&story_id=10154683307549886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ReassuranceAtItsFinest</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thingscouldalwaysbeworse?source=feed_text&story_id=10154683307549886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ThingsCouldAlwaysBeWorse</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/apparentlyshedidntgetthenobabymemo?source=feed_text&story_id=10154683307549886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ApparentlySheDidntGetTheNoBabyMemo</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/imstillsad?source=feed_text&story_id=10154683307549886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ImStillSad</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">When you're dropping off your kid at school on book character day and out of the cars are alighting hundreds of little girls dressed as princesses. And then out of your car stomps Stinky Annie, The Pirate (who steals all the underwear from other pirate ships - because you can't be a pirate if you haven't got any undies). </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/inaworldofprincessesalwaysbestinkyannie?source=feed_text&story_id=10154682121914886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">InAWorldOfPrincessesAlwaysBeStinkyAnnie</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/aspecialbrandofawesome?source=feed_text&story_id=10154682121914886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ASpecialBrandOfAwesome</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/oneofakind?source=feed_text&story_id=10154682121914886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">OneOfAKind</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">4am this morning, after I've sent The Tater back to his own bed for the second time, it starts to sounds like River Dance is going on in the bedroom above ours. When I go to check it out, he has built himself a "pile of soft" and is running from one end of the room to the other, hurling himself into it and giggling madly. Seriously? </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/itwentonuntil530?source=feed_text&story_id=10154679121049886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ItWentOnUntil530</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thensisterwokeupat615toyellatthetv?source=feed_text&story_id=10154679121049886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ThenSisterWokeUpAt615ToYellAtTheTV</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/whydomychildrenhatesleep?source=feed_text&story_id=10154679121049886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WhyDoMyChildrenHateSleep</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/cantwedothisat7?source=feed_text&story_id=10154679121049886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">CantWeDoThisAt7</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thisisthefourthdayinarowhesbeenupat3?source=feed_text&story_id=10154679121049886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ThisIsTheFourthDayInARowHesBeenUpAt3</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/mamasabouttoloseit?source=feed_text&story_id=10154679121049886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MamasAboutToLoseIt</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/whendoigettostartsleepingthroughitlikedaddy?source=feed_text&story_id=10154679121049886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WhenDoIGetToStartSleepingThroughItLikeDaddy</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">Having children is basically just a lifetime of not being able to find that-thing-that-was-just-right-here-that-I-can't-find-now-that-I-need-it. Today those items have been a hair brush, my keys, and a flashlight. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/stoptouchingmystuff?source=feed_text&story_id=10154676551154886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">StopTouchingMyStuff</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/kidsarejustlikepackrats?source=feed_text&story_id=10154676551154886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">KidsAreJustLikePackRats</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/buttheyhavevariousstashpoints?source=feed_text&story_id=10154676551154886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ButTheyHaveVariousStashPoints</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andtheyneverrememberwherethepointsare?source=feed_text&story_id=10154676551154886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndTheyNeverRememberWhereThePointsAre</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/itcausesmetoswear?source=feed_text&story_id=10154676551154886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ItCausesMeToSwear</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">Sometimes it feels brave just to act like yourself when you feel nothing like yourself.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"><br /></span>
<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">Is it a sign that I'm saying goodbye to a baby on what would have been Carolyn The Elder's 37th birthday? Like I'm sending her a gift back to heaven. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/dramaticmuch?source=feed_text&story_id=10154651168089886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">DramaticMuch</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/theyshouldntletmebeonfacebookrightbeforeanesthesia?source=feed_text&story_id=10154651168089886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TheyShouldntLetMeBeOnFacebookRightBeforeAnesthesia</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/buttheycantstopmeeither?source=feed_text&story_id=10154651168089886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ButTheyCantStopMeEither</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/happybirthdaysister?source=feed_text&story_id=10154651168089886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">HappyBirthdaySister</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/yourewelcome?source=feed_text&story_id=10154651168089886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">YoureWelcome</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">It really is such a shame this baby will not be born - the due date was Cinco De Mayo. Perfect because 1. I love tacos. 2. I love a good party. 3. I, just like every other red-blooded Cinco De Mayo celebrating American, actually have no idea what Cinco De Mayo celebrates. 4. This has nothing to do with Cinco De Mayo, but The Kid had already decided on a name: Fishy Piss. That's for either a boy or a girl.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">When you're reading a book on your Kindle and it says you still have 20% left to read and you're thinking you're going to get all the answers to your questions and then BAM! The book suddenly ends and there's a stupid reader's guide full of more questions. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/whatafreakingripoff?source=feed_text&story_id=10154648877674886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WhatAFreakingRipOff</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ialreadyhaveenoughquestions?source=feed_text&story_id=10154648877674886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IAlreadyHaveEnoughQuestions</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andyetyougivememorequestions?source=feed_text&story_id=10154648877674886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndYetYouGiveMeMoreQuestions</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ifiwantedareadersguideiwouldgoogleit?source=feed_text&story_id=10154648877674886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IfIWantedAReadersGuideIWouldGoogleIt</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">When you're sobbing over your morning Nutella toast (which is really less depressing than crying over, say, oatmeal), and The Tater comes over, puts his hand right over your heart and says, "It'll be ok. Don't cry, mama. I fix it." </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thankgoodnessforinnocence?source=feed_text&story_id=10154646702734886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ThankGoodnessForInnocence</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">That one time, when after 2.5 years of trying, you are suddenly and magically pregnant and even more magnificent is the fact that you manage to keep it a secret from *almost* everyone (World's Worst Secret Keeper ten years running). And it's literally days away from when you planned to tell everyone and you go in for an ultrasound and not only is there no heartbeat, whoops, there's no baby either, just an empty sac. And you sit and cry with your doctor and your world just falls apart. And it's stupid.</span><br />
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"Here, Tater, get inside this box and I'll close you up in it and then push it down the stairs!"</div>
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*Guess I'd better intervene.*</div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Cheers to Merrill Lynch, who provided little plastic yellow construction hats for the kids the kids to decorate at Touch-A-Truck. They were excellent puke buckets for the way home. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/iwanttotrademykidsinfornonpukingmodels?source=feed_text&story_id=10154635520229886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IWantToTradeMyKidsInForNonPukingModels</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/whymusttherealwaysbevomit?source=feed_text&story_id=10154635520229886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WhyMustThereAlwaysBeVomit</span></a></span></div>
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The Kid was telling me about how talented her teacher is:</div>
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Me: Isn't it amazing how people are talented and you don't even know until they show you?<br />The Kid: Yeah, like me with my talent of hopping from foot to foot.<br />Me: Uh-huh.<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><br />The Kid: I try not to do it too much because I don't want to be a show-off.<br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/somuchtalent?source=feed_text&story_id=10154635105824886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SoMuchTalent</span></span></a> <span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/solittletime?source=feed_text&story_id=10154635105824886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SoLittleTime</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: So, when Tater is twelve, he'll get to go to the Wednesday night activities with daddy?</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: I doubt daddy will still be the young men's president in ten years.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: Because he'll be dead by then?</span></span></div>
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Our school is playing Husband's alma mater tonight in their homecoming football game:</div>
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A couple of days ago, after much prodding, The Kid admitted to having a crush on a boy in her class. She said she didn't want to tell us because she thought we'd think it was "weird":</div>
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Me: I had a crush on a boy when I was your age. There's nothing wrong with admiring someone.<br />The Kid: I hope someday someone admires me as much as I admire him.<br />Me: They will. But it'll take a special boy to admire someone as special as you.<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><br />The Kid: Obviously.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: What's for dinner?</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: Leftovers.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: But mama, don't you want to think outside the box?</span></div>
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As I'm watching General Conference, The Kid and The Tater keep walking by, carrying various items:</div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">That one time when it's 1am and you're awakened by what appear to be shrieks of death and dismemberment from your children's room and you haul yourself out of bed and up the stairs in record time and when you get there, the six-year-old immediately stops the racket, looks you in the eye, and says, "My nightlight isn't plugged in." Never mind that she literally has four other night lights in her room that ARE plugged in. And then you have to spend the next hour calming down the two-year-old because she's managed to freak him out completely.</span><br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/imgoingtohavetoacutallysellyoutothegypsies?source=feed_text&story_id=10154589313589886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ImGoingToHaveToAcutallySellYouToTheGypsies</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thestrawthatbrokethecamelsback?source=feed_text&story_id=10154589313589886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TheStrawThatBrokeTheCamelsBack</span></span></a></div>
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Erinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15246823647604252901noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32012601.post-90006996493892234412017-04-12T13:21:00.002-05:002017-04-12T13:21:20.798-05:00On Facebook - September 2016<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">The Kid to another kid at The Children's Museum, "We have to share with the baby or something bad will happen to us. It's called karma." </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/nailedthatconcept?source=feed_text&story_id=10154586834974886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">NailedThatConcept</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/shetotallygetsit?source=feed_text&story_id=10154586834974886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SheTotallyGetsIt</span></a></span><br />
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The Kid is quite thrilled with her new tumbling class and all of the training she is receiving. She's been doing what she calls "hand stands", which are really just donkey kicks:</div>
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The Kid: Can you do a handstand?<br />Me: Nope, I can't.<br />The Kid: That means I'm decidedly more talented than you.<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><br /><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/donkeykicksaretalent?source=feed_text&story_id=10154586492109886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">DonkeyKicksAreTalent</span></a></span></span></div>
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The Kid: Do you see The Big Dipper?<br />Me: Nope, I don't.<br />The Kid: Well, it does take a lot of imagination to see Ursula Major.<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><br />Me: It's just Ursa Major.<br />The Kid: Well, whatever. You still can't see it.<br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ursulamajor?source=feed_text&story_id=10154586363094886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">UrsulaMajor</span></span></a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/itsnotabearitsaoctopuswoman?source=feed_text&story_id=10154586363094886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ItsNotABearItsAOctopusWoman</span></span></a><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/whateveritscalledyoucantseeit?source=feed_text&story_id=10154586363094886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WhateverItsCalledYouCantSeeIt</span></a></span></span></div>
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Me: What are you doing?<br />The Kid: Trying to keep Satan out.<br />Me: I don't think it's going to work.<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><br />Husband: But keep trying just in case.</span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">Pot roast for dinner tonight and this from The Kid, "I'm going to need a whole lot of that meat because meat is good for your muscles and I need to keep my muscles up because I want my body to look like </span><a class="profileLink" data-hovercard-prefer-more-content-show="1" data-hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=572867216" href="https://www.facebook.com/mariah.walker.923" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;">Mariah</a><span style="background-color: white;">'s."</span></span></div>
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The Kid: What's this?<br />Me: Anti-aging serum.<br />The Kid: What does it do?<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><br />Me: Makes you look younger.<br />The Kid: WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! HURRY UP AND PUT IT ON!<br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/apparentlyireallyneedit?source=feed_text&story_id=10154565231384886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ApparentlyIReallyNeedIt</span></span></a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/whatamiwaitingfor?source=feed_text&story_id=10154565231384886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WhatAmIWaitingFor</span></span></a> <span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ihavebeenremiss?source=feed_text&story_id=10154565231384886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IHaveBeenRem</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">What I wish someone had told me before becoming a mother: 1. Everything I learned with kid #1 is absolutely null and void on kid #2. 2. I will NEVER feel like I'm doing it right. 3. I will feel frustration and pride within seconds of each other and with equal intensity. 4. I will NEVER react to be woken up in the middle of the night like the mothers on TV - I generally have to refrain from swearing. 5. I can only ask a kid to do something three times before I completely lose it - and apparently that's what it takes for them to do the thing I required in the first place. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/motherhoodisnotforweenies?source=feed_text&story_id=10154564600369886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MotherhoodIsNotForWeenies</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/imgoingtoneedalittletasteofsuccess?source=feed_text&story_id=10154564600369886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ImGoingToNeedALittleTasteOfSuccess</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">There's a little boy in The Kid's class who keeps hugging her and pulling her hair, "I told him to knock it off or I'd knock him into next week. I liked him better when he sat still and didn't talk." </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/violencebegetslove?source=feed_text&story_id=10154562646854886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ViolenceBegetsLove</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/boysarefrommars?source=feed_text&story_id=10154562646854886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BoysAreFromMars</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thekidisfromninjaclass?source=feed_text&story_id=10154562646854886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TheKidIsFromNinjaClass</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">How my morning is going: The Tater wants to make his own toast. So, I give him bread. He makes the toast. He "can't" eat the toast. He throws the toast on the floor. The dog eats the toast. The Tater wants the toast back. He can't have it back. He throws a fit, smacks his head on the cabinet, falls off of the counter (where he insisted he sit while waiting for his toast), and continues to scream, "That's a BAAAAAAD DOG!" </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/goodmorning?source=feed_text&story_id=10154561750414886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">GoodMorning</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/imgoingtoendupintheloonybin?source=feed_text&story_id=10154561750414886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ImGoingToEndUpInTheLoonyBin</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/heavenhelpme?source=feed_text&story_id=10154561750414886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">HeavenHelpMe</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">Turns out it's not just people The Tater thinks shouldn't be near me, it's Part-Time Dog as well. Anytime she gets anywhere close, The Tater runs over and shouts, "NO! 'Coot Oba!" </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/imhis?source=feed_text&story_id=10154547096389886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ImHis</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andnooneelsecantouchme?source=feed_text&story_id=10154547096389886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndNoOneElseCanTouchMe</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ever?source=feed_text&story_id=10154547096389886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">Ever</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/especiallydaddy?source=feed_text&story_id=10154547096389886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">EspeciallyDaddy</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: I'm trying to decide if I want to be a cheerleader or a twirler.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: Uh, how about a doctor instead?</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: Even doctors have hobbies, mama.</span><br /><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andthathobbyischeerleading?source=feed_text&story_id=10154544781364886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndThatHobbyIsCheerleading</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">The Tater has taken to calling himself by his favorite characters from his favorite shows: George Pig and Sadness. Unfortunately, this relegates me to the roles of Mama Pig and Disgust. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/daddypigisanger?source=feed_text&story_id=10154544166859886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">DaddyPigIsAnger</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/sisterispeppaandjoy?source=feed_text&story_id=10154544166859886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SisterIsPeppaAndJoy</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/whycantibejoy?source=feed_text&story_id=10154544166859886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WhyCantIBeJoy</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: London is in America.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: Naw, it's in England.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: Oh, well, I thought I was America because they talk like us except more fancy. Must be because they live by the queen.</span><br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/fancyenglish?source=feed_text&story_id=10154538584809886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">FancyEnglish</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thequeenappreciatestheeffortimsure?source=feed_text&story_id=10154538584809886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TheQueenAppreciatesTheEffortImSure</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid's class has adopted one of the high school football players and they will give him a basket of junk (which preferably will be blue to match school colors) on Friday before "the big game", "Mama, I was thinking about some gum so he can have nice breath when he kisses his best girl." </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/goodthinking?source=feed_text&story_id=10154537663609886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">GoodThinking</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thatwayweblesstwolives?source=feed_text&story_id=10154537663609886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ThatWayWeBlessTwoLives</span></a></span></span></div>
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It took The Tater approximately 45 seconds yesterday to root out the peanut butter Twix Husband brought me. When I got out of the shower, his face and hands were covered in chocolate:</div>
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Me: Dude, did you eat my Twix?!<br />The Tater: No! I don't!<br /><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ofcourseyoudont?source=feed_text&story_id=10154537235109886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">OfCourseYouDont</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="color: #365899;"><span style="font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"><span style="font-family: San Francisco, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, .SFNSText-Regular, sans-serif;"><br /></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">The Black Mystery Dog (which shall henceforth be known as "Part-Time Dog") joined us again on our morning constitutional (running directly in front of me once, nearly causing me to throw out a hip...I'm not kidding, it's sore. Like a grandma. Luckily, I was able to stay on my feet, not ending up in a heap on the asphalt), and has spent the day here with us. The Tater, who really feels that ALL DOGS ought to fetch is not impressed with Part-Time Dog's non-fetching proclivities. After several attempts at enticing PTD with various thrown materials, he turned to me and said, "Mama, doggy's broken." </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/justfetchitforthelove?source=feed_text&story_id=10154519716339886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">JustFetchItForTheLove</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thedoghasotherredeemingqualities?source=feed_text&story_id=10154519716339886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TheDogHasOtherRedeemingQualities</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/likeshedoesntbitewhenatwoyearoldtriestorideher?source=feed_text&story_id=10154519716339886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">LikeSheDoesntBiteWhenATwoYearOldTriesToRideHer</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/orpullsherears?source=feed_text&story_id=10154519716339886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">OrPullsHerEars</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/woulditbewrongtonevertakeherbacktoherhouse?source=feed_text&story_id=10154519716339886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WouldItBeWrongToNeverTakeHerBackToHerHouse</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="color: #365899;"><span style="font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"><span style="font-family: San Francisco, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, .SFNSText-Regular, sans-serif;"><br /></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">The Tater is FINALLY showing some interest in the potty - but only after bath time. He climbs up on the stool, turns around and says, "I can't do it, mama! I ran out of pee!" </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/idontknowhowtopottytrainaboy?source=feed_text&story_id=10154518920369886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IDontKnowHowToPottyTrainABoy</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="color: #365899;"><span style="font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"><span style="font-family: San Francisco, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, .SFNSText-Regular, sans-serif;"><br /></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">Had a dream last night that I was enrolled in a tap class and I'd ordered a blue sequined leotard and high heeled tap shoes. Because apparently my subconscious is fancy.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"><span style="color: #1d2129; font-family: San Francisco, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, .SFNSText-Regular, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white;"><br /></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">The Kid's request for dinner: chicken noodle soup and refried beans. Because that goes together.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"><span style="color: #1d2129;"><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: San Francisco, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, .SFNSText-Regular, sans-serif;"><br /></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">Now every time The Tater asks me to tickle his arm, he whispers, "Oh, that's so beautiful!"</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"><span style="color: #1d2129;"><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: San Francisco, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, .SFNSText-Regular, sans-serif;"><br /></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">Got to the gym and just wasn't feeling it. So instead, I held a one person impromptu Zumba class. Right in the middle of the cardio room. Because that's the only place big enough to move that much. And let me tell you, doing so officially made me the town weirdo - you should have seen the looks that were coming my way....I might as well have had two heads. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/imnotweirdijustdontwanttoworkout?source=feed_text&story_id=10154515725564886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ImNotWeirdIJustDontWantToWorkOut</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/dancingisforwinners?source=feed_text&story_id=10154515725564886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">DancingIsForWinners</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/girlsjustwannahavefun?source=feed_text&story_id=10154515725564886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">GirlsJustWannaHaveFun</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: San Francisco, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, .SFNSText-Regular, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #365899;"><br /></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">There should be certain times in your life where you have an "exercise bank". Like when your two-year-old kicks you in the kidneys all night long, you can wake up and be all like, "Yeah, I have large deposits in my exercise bank, so I can skip this morning. And also the entire rest of the month." </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/exercisebank?source=feed_text&story_id=10154515263439886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ExerciseBank</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/whydoihavetoexerciseeveryday?source=feed_text&story_id=10154515263439886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WhyDoIHaveToExerciseEveryDay</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/becauseidlooklikeabelugawhaleifididnt?source=feed_text&story_id=10154515263439886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BecauseIdLookLikeABelugaWhaleIfIDidnt</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/imightlooklikeabelugawhaleanyway?source=feed_text&story_id=10154515263439886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IMightLookLikeABelugaWhaleAnyway</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: San Francisco, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, .SFNSText-Regular, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #365899;"><br /></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">After trying to explain to The Kid why love bugs are stuck together all the time, this, "Man, I never want to be in love. Being stuck together with a boy like that would not be my favorite thing." </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ididntmentionthattheboybugdieswhentheyredone?source=feed_text&story_id=10154513321489886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IDidntMentionThatTheBoyBugDiesWhenTheyreDone</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: San Francisco, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, .SFNSText-Regular, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #365899;"><br /></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">When your kid wakes up with labored breathing and a cough like a barking chihuahua, you keep her home from school. But, apparently said cough and inability to breathe deeply don't actually hamper her in any way as she's chasing her brother around the house, screaming as loudly as she can with a hoarse voice. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ifyouresickyoushouldactsick?source=feed_text&story_id=10154512391609886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IfYoureSickYouShouldActSick</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/maybeshecouldnotactsickatschool?source=feed_text&story_id=10154512391609886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MaybeSheCouldNotActSickAtSchool</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/soundshorriblelooksfine?source=feed_text&story_id=10154512391609886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SoundsHorribleLooksFine</span></a></span></div>
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font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/mypeacelastedallofseventeenseconds?source=feed_text&story_id=10154510042224886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MyPeaceLastedAllOfSeventeenSeconds</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/notonekidbuttwo?source=feed_text&story_id=10154510042224886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">NotOneKidButTwo</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thisisnotaswimmingpool?source=feed_text&story_id=10154510042224886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; 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font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WouldYouStopKickingMe</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/wheresdaddyandwhyarentyouwithhim?source=feed_text&story_id=10154510042224886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WheresDaddyAndWhyArentYouWithHim</span></a></span></div>
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The Tater came home from church with a picture of Jesus surrounded by little children:</div>
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Me: What did you learn at church today?<br />The Tater: Jesus loves Tater!<br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/jesusalsolovesmamaanddaddy?source=feed_text&story_id=10154507036409886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">JesusAlsoLovesMamaAndDaddy</span></span></a> <span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/hesnotsureifjesuslovessister?source=feed_text&story_id=10154507036409886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">HesNotSureIfJesusLovesSister</span></a></span></div>
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Bribing The Tater into putting his church clothes on (I'm seriously at the end of my rope on this issue):</div>
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Me: If you just put these clothes on, I'll give you some candy.<br />The Tater: Don't need it candy. Need it chips.<br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/letsmakeadeal?source=feed_text&story_id=10154505177579886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">LetsMakeADeal</span></span></a> <span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ifheaskedtoplaywouldknivesiwouldlethimatthispoint?source=feed_text&story_id=10154505177579886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IfHeAskedToPlayWouldKnivesIWouldLetHimAtThisPoint</span></a></span></div>
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It makes my little 1990 heart thrilled beyond measure. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/nowwin?source=feed_text&story_id=10154503734749886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">NowWin</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/becauseevenifyoureachampionicantsupportaloser?source=feed_text&story_id=10154503734749886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BecauseEvenIfYoureAChampionICantSupportALoser</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/byufootball?source=feed_text&story_id=10154503734749886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BYUFootball</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/arizonavsbyu?source=feed_text&story_id=10154503734749886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ArizonavsBYU</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/tydetmer?source=feed_text&story_id=10154503734749886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TyDetmer</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/themanthemyththelegend?source=feed_text&story_id=10154503734749886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TheManTheMythTheLegend</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/whodoitalktoaboutstartingthegamesearlier?source=feed_text&story_id=10154503734749886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; 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font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ImAnOldFreakingLady</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/its10pmandialreadymightdie?source=feed_text&story_id=10154503734749886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">Its10pmAndIAlreadyMightDie</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">Today is my birthday (I plan to start every post today with that sentence, just so you know), and I've been banned from the kitchen all day long (The Kid is the warden and she keeps saying, "Don't even THINK about going in there!") I thought that'd be an amazing thing except 1. I apparently spend pretty much all day everyday in or around the kitchen - I kind of have no idea where to go or what to do and 2. It's absolutely KILLING my nosey little self not to know what's going on in there. There's already been pancakes with strawberries and whipped cream and judging from the smell, there will be Cajun food for lunch. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/happybirthdaytome?source=feed_text&story_id=10154501706004886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">HappyBirthdayToMe</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/big38?source=feed_text&story_id=10154501706004886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">Big38</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/therewillbemanypoststoday?source=feed_text&story_id=10154501706004886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ThereWillBeManyPostsToday</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/becauseimnotallowedinthekitchen?source=feed_text&story_id=10154501706004886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BecauseImNotAllowedInTheKitchen</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="color: #365899;"><span style="font-family: San Francisco, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, .SFNSText-Regular, sans-serif;"><br /></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">At last night's game, The Kid was sitting with one of her little friends, cheering her heart out. That is until they tried to spell things, "B-U...I don't know how to spell Buna. It's a shame they're not called the Carolyn Cougars because I can spell that." </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/justspellwhatyouknow?source=feed_text&story_id=10154501571884886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">JustSpellWhatYouKnow</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/whocaresaslongasyouyellloud?source=feed_text&story_id=10154501571884886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WhoCaresAsLongAsYouYellLoud</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="color: #365899;"><span style="font-family: San Francisco, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, .SFNSText-Regular, sans-serif;"><br /></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">Today's Stuff: 1. I signed up to be Room Mom of The Kid's class. They told me there would be four parties throughout the year. Yesterday they gave me THREE PAGES full of parties and events. More than four. 2. There are at least two boys in The Kid's class who look like they're 12. Man-boys. 3. The Kid is currently recruiting for Grandparent's Day. So, if you want to come stand in for her Grandparents, let her know. She says she'll pay you a nickel. 4. The Kid is slowly but surely finding out that we do things without her while she is at school. And this does not make her happy. Yesterday we were read the riot act for going swimming. 5. It is officially September. And every year, I think fall will come. And it never does.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">Does anyone else have a meal that they could eat and eat and eat and never get tired of it? And even when you're done eating it and stuffed full, you just wish you could have more of it? Zuppa Toscana, people. Good grief, but I could eat that for every meal and be completely happy for the rest of my life. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/husbandonlyjusttoleratesit?source=feed_text&story_id=10154498078689886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">HusbandOnlyJustToleratesIt</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andthekidswonteatit?source=feed_text&story_id=10154498078689886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndTheKidsWontEatIt</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/moreforme?source=feed_text&story_id=10154498078689886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MoreForME</span></a></span></div>
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When Husband takes the day off and plays Twisted Sister and Kiss at loud volumes during breakfast:</div>
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The Tater: Mama, I don't eat breakfast. Gotta dance.<br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ididzumbawhenhewasinmybelly?source=feed_text&story_id=10154498042239886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IDidZumbaWhenHeWasInMyBelly</span></span></a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/fridaynightfever?source=feed_text&story_id=10154498042239886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">FridayNightFever</span></span></a><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thenextjohntravolta?source=feed_text&story_id=10154498042239886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TheNextJohnTravolta</span></span></a> <span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ifhefindshisrhythm?source=feed_text&story_id=10154498042239886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IfHeFindsHisRhythm</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">"Mama, I decided I don't want you to produce me a baby sister, I'd like a brother instead. Because I really, really want someone in the family named Mr. Crazy Pants." </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ohofcourse?source=feed_text&story_id=10154496308529886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">OhOfCourse</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/excellentnamingsuggestion?source=feed_text&story_id=10154496308529886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ExcellentNamingSuggestion</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/weareputtingherinchargeofnamingeverythingfromnowon?source=feed_text&story_id=10154496308529886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WeArePuttingHerInChargeOfNamingEverythingFromNowOn</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="color: #365899;"><span style="font-family: San Francisco, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, .SFNSText-Regular, sans-serif;"><br /></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">Yesterday I had the opportunity to work with the incomparable Wilson Chiropractic team at Exygon for a few hours. Let me tell you, </span><a class="profileLink" data-hovercard-prefer-more-content-show="1" data-hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=1274349735" href="https://www.facebook.com/travis.dugger.12" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;">Travis Dugger</a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">, gym manager extraordinaire, is a handy man to have around in the event of a (minor) emergency. That's a thing, right? Minor emergency? Or is it not an emergency if it's minor? Either way, it was a pleasure to work with such classy people and organizations. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/wilsonchiropractic?source=feed_text&story_id=10154494821694886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WilsonChiropractic</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/exygonhealthandfitness?source=feed_text&story_id=10154494821694886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ExygonHealthAndFitness</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/massagetherapist?source=feed_text&story_id=10154494821694886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MassageTherapist</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ilovemyjob?source=feed_text&story_id=10154494821694886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ILoveMyJob</span></a></span></div>
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Erinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15246823647604252901noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32012601.post-82644036561803999062017-04-12T11:43:00.000-05:002017-04-12T11:43:04.880-05:00On Facebook - August 2016<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">I doubt there are many better things in life than a perfectly cooked over-easy egg. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/hitthespot?source=feed_text&story_id=10154490650279886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">HitTheSpot</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ifonlyiwasntoutofhomemadebread?source=feed_text&story_id=10154490650279886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IfOnlyIWasntOutOfHomemadeBread</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">The Tater climbed into my bed at 11:30pm (as he does pretty much every night) and continued to scoot me toward the edge of the bed all night long. But then, at 6am, he ran his chubby little hand lightly down the side of my face and whispered, "Mama, you so pretty." </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/cantbemadafterthat?source=feed_text&story_id=10154487026089886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">CantBeMadAfterThat</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/mamasboy?source=feed_text&story_id=10154487026089886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MamasBoy</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">Me: What did you do at school today?</span><br style="color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">The Kid: We made rules. I suggested that there'll be no kissing at school. And when I say NO KISSING, I mean NO KISSING.</span><br style="color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">Me: Why's that?</span><br style="color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">The Kid: We're definitely not old enough for that.</span><br style="color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">Me: When will you be old enough?</span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="color: #1d2129; display: inline; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"><br />The Kid: Daddy says I can kiss a boy when I'm 32.<br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/excellentanswer?source=feed_text&story_id=10154485074964886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ExcellentAnswer</span></span></a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/parentingwin?source=feed_text&story_id=10154485074964886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ParentingWin</span></span></a> <span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/nokissingzone?source=feed_text&story_id=10154485074964886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">NoKissingZone</span></a></span></span><br />
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Husband's greatest joy in life is to tease our children mercilessly:</div>
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The Kid and I have had several conversations about taxes and electing officials you trust to administer them. This afternoon she handed me a bag of fruit snacks to open:</div>
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Me: Dude, those clothes don't match and it's going to be 95 degrees, don't you want to wear shorts and a t-shirt?<br />The Kid: Nope. I'm covering all the way up so ants can't get me.<br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/naturally?source=feed_text&story_id=10154464110269886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">Naturally</span></span></a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/igothertochangetoshortsleeves?source=feed_text&story_id=10154464110269886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IGotHerToChangeToShortSleeves</span></span></a> <span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/butthatsit?source=feed_text&story_id=10154464110269886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ButThatsIt</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Me: Well, how was school today?</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: The boy next to me is shy and he doesn't talk very much. I like him. But the hot dogs at lunch did not taste good. I don't think they buy the high quality ones.</span><br /><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/welltheyrenotballparkhotdogs?source=feed_text&story_id=10154461917499886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WellTheyreNotBallParkHotDogs</span></a></span></div>
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We had the missionaries over for dinner tonight and they were talking about how The Tater is usually surrounded by little girls in the nursery at church:</div>
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Me: The Tater usually does really well with girls for some reason.<br />The Kid: Yeah, he just wants to share with the girls, not the boys, because he's trying to get himself some hot ladies.<br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/hotladiesgotochurch?source=feed_text&story_id=10154459163469886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">HotLadiesGoToChurch</span></span></a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/nurserypickuplines?source=feed_text&story_id=10154459163469886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">NurseryPickUpLines</span></span></a><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/wannasharemyfishcrackers?source=feed_text&story_id=10154459163469886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WannaShareMyFishCrackers</span></span></a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/justkidding?source=feed_text&story_id=10154459163469886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">JustKidding</span></span></a><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/hedoesntsharecrackersnomatterhowhottheladiesare?source=feed_text&story_id=10154459163469886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">HeDoesntShareCrackersNoMatterHowHotTheLadiesAre</span></a></span></div>
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I'm unsure which is more upsetting: the end of the Olympics or the first day of school. Either way, I am entering a stage of depression that will only resolve itself at the advent of the college football season. <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/iwillmisswatchingawesomethingseverynight?source=feed_text&story_id=10154458684189886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IWillMissWatchingAwesomeThingsEveryNight</span></span></a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andiwillmissmygirl?source=feed_text&story_id=10154458684189886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndIWillMissMyGirl</span></span></a></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;">Nothing makes me more angry than ant bites on my toes. Also, The Kid has another loose tooth. That means three months of whining and crying, probably interspersed with at least seven attempts by Husband or me to pull it out. Because we never learn. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/killalltheants?source=feed_text&story_id=10154457948389886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">KillAllTheAnts</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/allbabyteethshouldfalloutatonce?source=feed_text&story_id=10154457948389886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AllBabyTeethShouldFallOutAtOnce</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;">"So, mama, if the Wright brothers are named Orville and Wilbur, what are the Left brothers names?"</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;">The Kid: Can I use your sleeping bag to ride down the stairs?</span><br style="color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;">Me: That sounds like the worst idea ever. </span><br style="color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;">The Kid: That's just because you didn't think of it.</span></div>
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That one time when the gym owner approaches you and asks if you've ever done any power lifting and says they're looking for people to join their power lifting team and says, "You're just really strong." <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ohstop?source=feed_text&story_id=10154451504079886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">OhStop</span></span></a><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andbythatimeandontstop?source=feed_text&story_id=10154451504079886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndByThatIMeanDontStop</span></span></a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/tellmemorenicethingsaboutme?source=feed_text&story_id=10154451504079886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TellMeMoreNiceThingsAboutMe</span></span></a></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;">Turns out that having a super clingy two-year-old at the gym with you is amazingly conducive to HIIT workouts. There's no choice: you have to go as fast and hard as you can in one minute, because for the next minute, he'll be hanging on your leg, needing a drink, or wanting to be held. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/whoneedsatrainer?source=feed_text&story_id=10154447900149886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WhoNeedsATrainer</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ihaveaslavedriverchild?source=feed_text&story_id=10154447900149886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IHaveASlaveDriverChild</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;">That one time you lock your keys in your car at Walmart and your six-year-old falls to the floor and starts crying, "Now we'll have to live at Walmart forever with all these weird people!" </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/beingamomisneverembarrassing?source=feed_text&story_id=10154445189934886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BeingAMomIsNeverEmbarrassing</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/novaleelivedatwalmartandshewasfine?source=feed_text&story_id=10154445189934886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">NovaleeLivedAtWalmartAndSheWasFine</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;">Walmart Worker: Hey, I could use some help. You want to stay and work here today?</span><br style="color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;">The Kid: Um, no. I cannot work at Walmart. I'm looking for a better job. Like maybe McDonald's.</span><br style="color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;" /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/aimhighgofar?source=feed_text&story_id=10154445075224886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AimHighGoFar</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/onlythebestforus?source=feed_text&story_id=10154445075224886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">OnlyTheBestForUs</span></a></span></div>
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The Tater: Ohhhhh! You so pretty!<br />The Kid: Well, I look pretty anyway, but today I have my makeup and Jamberry on, so I look extra good.<br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/sohumble?source=feed_text&story_id=10154444276624886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SoHumble</span></span></a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/wearejustenhancingournaturalbeauty?source=feed_text&story_id=10154444276624886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WeAreJustEnhancingOurNaturalBeauty</span></span></a><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/neverloseyourconfidence?source=feed_text&story_id=10154444276624886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">NeverLoseYourConfidence</span></a></span></div>
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Both kids go running through the house, dragging pieces of twine and screaming, "KILL, KILL, KILL" at the top of their lungs:</div>
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Me: What on earth are you doing?<br />The Kid: We're going to lasso a frog! I hear their legs taste like chicken!<br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/sodoesrattlesnake?source=feed_text&story_id=10154444217084886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SoDoesRattleSnake</span></span></a> <span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/butyoudontseemetryingtolassooneofthose?source=feed_text&story_id=10154444217084886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ButYouDontSeeMeTryingToLassoOneOfThose</span></a></span></div>
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Husband just made a deal with The Kid that if she'd eat five pieces of broccoli, he'd make her an ice cream sundae. She downed it in about five seconds without gagging or complaining:</div>
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Me: Why don't you always eat broccoli if you have no problems with it?<br />The Kid: Mama, I only eat that crap to get the good stuff.<br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/excellentstrategy?source=feed_text&story_id=10154442700419886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ExcellentStrategy</span></span></a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/wevebeenoutsmarted?source=feed_text&story_id=10154442700419886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WeveBeenOutsmarted</span></span></a> <span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/yesagain?source=feed_text&story_id=10154442700419886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">YesAgain</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Playing board games with a six-year-old is much what I assume playing with Vladimir Putin is like. She picks the Sorry card, slams it down and shouts, "BOO YA! Why must you be so weak?!"</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: I really want to learn to cook delicious and nutritious meals for our family.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: Ok, where should we start?</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: How about with Kraft Mac and cheese?</span><br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/shetotallygetsit?source=feed_text&story_id=10154441820709886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SheTotallyGetsIt</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/deliciousnessinabox?source=feed_text&story_id=10154441820709886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">DeliciousnessInABox</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andsoooooooohealthy?source=feed_text&story_id=10154441820709886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndSooooooooHealthy</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Our six week trial run as dog owners has apparently come to an end. Our stray has suddenly disappeared and we've not seen hide nor hair of her for a week. The Kid prays every night that she'll come back and The Tater is sad, but not sad enough to stop eating the giant bag of dog food we bought. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/deliciousandnutritious?source=feed_text&story_id=10154438576674886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">DeliciousAndNutritious</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/someonesgottaeatit?source=feed_text&story_id=10154438576674886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SomeonesGottaEatIt</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">You might think it's a pain to have to take your two-year-old to the gym with you until you're in the middle of a particularly difficult set and he comes over, pats you on the chest and says, "It'll be ok, mama." </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/garnerssportsandfitness?source=feed_text&story_id=10154438154959886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">GarnersSportsAndFitness</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/iwasapparentlystruggling?source=feed_text&story_id=10154438154959886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IWasApparentlyStruggling</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/somuchlove?source=feed_text&story_id=10154438154959886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SoMuchLove</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Olympics Day 8: 1. The gold for the best Olympic interviews of ALL TIME (there are several to choose from) goes to the Irish rowing team, The Brothers O'Donovan. I'm unsure if they're drunk or if they're just Irish, but they're hilarious. And I believe "podium pants" will now become a thing. I could not love them more. 2. Al Michaels literally looks the same as he did 30 years ago. I don't think he ever ages. 3. Another Olympian who must constantly be bored: Usain Bo</span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline;">lt. The man looked like he was out for a light jog during his 100m qualifier and he'll look that way after he wins the gold medal and probably breaks another world record. 4. The country pay-out for Joseph Schooling, the man who beat Michael Phelps? Just a paltry $735,000. The Americans get $20,000 for a gold medal. Cheap skates. 4. Also, the leotards for the US women's gymnastics team are ticketed at a cool $1,200 each. Each woman gets 20. Gracious. <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/rio2016?source=feed_text&story_id=10154434698219886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">Rio2016</span></span></a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/teamusa?source=feed_text&story_id=10154434698219886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TeamUSA</span></span></a><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/trackandfieldhasbegun?source=feed_text&story_id=10154434698219886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TrackAndFieldHasBegun</span></span></a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/yay?source=feed_text&story_id=10154434698219886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">YAY</span></span></a><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/imworkingonmysynchronizedswimmingroutine?source=feed_text&story_id=10154434698219886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ImWorkingOnMySynchronizedSwimmingRoutine</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;">Olympics Day 7: 1. The real gold medal winner of last night's coverage was the line judge for the beach volleyball matches. He was not messing around. 2. The best quote of the night was, "Walsh-Jennings is not known for her patience." Kerri! We are twinners! I am also not known for my patience! And our 38th birthdays are only like two weeks apart! So, we are like actual twins - just like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny Devito. 3. It must be boring to be Katie Ledecky. Just wi</span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="color: #1d2129; display: inline; font-size: 14px;">n by like 900 seconds all the time and have no competition and be draped in gold medals. 4. After the Olympics are over, I plan to find that female shot putter from New Zealand and make her my best friend. Because I'd hate to get on her bad side. Valerie Adams sounds like a pretty benign name, but take my word for it, she's a beast. <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/rio2016?source=feed_text&story_id=10154431491184886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">Rio2016</span></span></a><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/teamusa?source=feed_text&story_id=10154431491184886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TeamUSA</span></span></a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/somanygoldmedalssolittletime?source=feed_text&story_id=10154431491184886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SoManyGoldMedalsSoLittleTime</span></span></a><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/shotputtersmakethebestfriends?source=feed_text&story_id=10154431491184886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ShotPuttersMakeTheBestFriends</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: My favorite thing in the world is eating. Each food has it's own unique flavor. What's your favorite thing?</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: Sugaring daddy.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: Yeah, that's not too shabby either.</span></div>
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The Kid has been assigned a talk on modesty for church on Sunday:</div>
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Me: And what is modesty?<br />The Kid: Where you don't show all your junk to everyone else.<br />Me: Um...yeah. The world thinks if you have a nice body, you should show all of it all the time.<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><br />The Kid: Modesty must be really hard for you. Your body is amazing!<br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/blessyoumychild?source=feed_text&story_id=10154423531614886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BlessYouMyChild</span></span></a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/sohardnottodisplaymyamazingbody?source=feed_text&story_id=10154423531614886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SoHardNotToDisplayMyAmazingBody</span></span></a><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ihopesheneverfindsoutitsnotamazing?source=feed_text&story_id=10154423531614886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IHopeSheNeverFindsOutItsNotAmazing</span></a></span></span></div>
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Me: Dude, are you sure you don't want to wear your flip flops? They'll be cooler.<br />The Kid: No, I'm going to wear these boots.</div>
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Two minutes later:<br />Husband: The print on the boots is too much for that dress. Why don't you wear your flip flops?<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><br />The Kid: Ok, I'll go find them.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;">I am an unmitigated failure at communicating with a two-year-old. According to him, I haven't done a single thing right in at least six months. Even when I do EXACTLY what he's asked me to do, it's wrong. I plan to sell him to the gypsies tomorrow. For real this time. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/mamasnotplayin?source=feed_text&story_id=10154414433909886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MamasNotPlayin</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ohthetantrums?source=feed_text&story_id=10154414433909886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">OhTheTantrums</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/atmywitsend?source=feed_text&story_id=10154414433909886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AtMyWitsEnd</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;">I am an unmitigated failure at communicating with a two-year-old. According to him, I haven't done a single thing right in at least six months. Even when I do EXACTLY what he's asked me to do, it's wrong. I plan to sell him to the gypsies tomorrow. For real this time. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/mamasnotplayin?source=feed_text&story_id=10154414433909886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MamasNotPlayin</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ohthetantrums?source=feed_text&story_id=10154414433909886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">OhTheTantrums</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/atmywitsend?source=feed_text&story_id=10154414433909886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AtMyWitsEnd</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;">Olympic observations so far: 1. They really ought to raise the nets in volleyball. When the girls are blocking with their armpits, it's too low. They're tall as trees (the women, not the nets). 2. The Puerto Rican women's volleyball team is abnormally good looking. 3. I think I missed my calling as a rower. I think I could have been really, really good at it (I blame my desert upbringing denying me the opportunity). </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/rio2016?source=feed_text&story_id=10154410907494886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">Rio2016</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ishouldhavebeenanolympian?source=feed_text&story_id=10154410907494886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IShouldHaveBeenAnOlympian</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;">When you're .7 seconds away from entering REM sleep in a delicious and almost-unheard-of afternoon nap and your six-year-old thinks it's an opportune time to haul out her brand new, portable alarm clock, set it by your head, and press the default button because she thought you'd want to "hear the beautiful music". </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ivekilledmenforlesserthings?source=feed_text&story_id=10154410885439886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IveKilledMenForLesserThings</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/whoseideawasittobuyherthatclock?source=feed_text&story_id=10154410885439886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WhoseIdeaWasItToBuyHerThatClock</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/imconfiscatingthebatteries?source=feed_text&story_id=10154410885439886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ImConfiscatingTheBatteries</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;">Is it wrong that I enjoy swimming so much more on Saturdays when daddy is around? When all of the "hey, watch this!" comments are not directed at me? When they hang on him and fight over him and yell in his ear? And complain about who got to have more fun and who played with which toy more? </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ifitswrongidontwannaberight?source=feed_text&story_id=10154410458654886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IfItsWrongIDontWannaBeRight</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;">Doubling a bread recipe today while trying to do about ten other things. While taking the finished bread out of the oven, I notice the melted butter that was supposed to go IN the bread sitting on the counter NEXT TO the bread. Do you think if I sit them really close together, they'll absorb one another? </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/fail?source=feed_text&story_id=10154406976909886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">Fail</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thisdaymightkillme?source=feed_text&story_id=10154406976909886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ThisDayMightKillMe</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/lowfatbread?source=feed_text&story_id=10154406976909886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">LowFatBread</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ithinkwewilljustgoswimming?source=feed_text&story_id=10154406976909886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IThinkWeWillJustGoSwimming</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;">That one time when you're buying new beds for your kids and your husband says, "Just get these. It's not like we're going to be sleeping in them" and you insist on getting the queen size semi-soft one, much to his dismay. Fast forward 2.5 months and I'm pretty sure I've slept in those beds (and not in mine) more than both kids combined. Makes me wish we'd gotten even better beds... </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/musicalbeds?source=feed_text&story_id=10154406659039886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MusicalBeds</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/at1am?source=feed_text&story_id=10154406659039886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">At1am</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/stupidestgameever?source=feed_text&story_id=10154406659039886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">StupidestGameEVER</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ijustwanttosleep?source=feed_text&story_id=10154406659039886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IJustWantToSleep</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;">ISO: A new friend with access to a chain saw and a Bush Hog who also possesses a MAJORLY destructive nature to rid our property of all of the stupid planted-on-purpose bushes. Big plus if they're willing to accept payment in the form of lasagna and chocolate cake.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;">How is it that some people make getting dinner on the table look like no big deal? I'm telling you, by the time Husband gets home at night (usually 6:30-7), I feel like I'm just stumbling across the finish line of a marathon. And then there's supposed to be edible food on the table, too?! </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;">When your husband goes to Houston for business and, knowing you had a rough day, brings you back two boxes of Buc-ee's fudge. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/blessyoumychild?source=feed_text&story_id=10154402608069886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BlessYouMyChild</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ieatmyfeelings?source=feed_text&story_id=10154402608069886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IEatMyFeelings</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andtheytastelikefudge?source=feed_text&story_id=10154402608069886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndTheyTasteLikeFudge</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/forgettheflowers?source=feed_text&story_id=10154402608069886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ForgetTheFlowers</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/getthatgirlsomethingdelicious?source=feed_text&story_id=10154402608069886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">GetThatGirlSomethingDelicious</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;">The Kid to the elementary school registrar when we signed her up for school yesterday, "There's something you should know about me. I'm the bravest shot taker in the entire world."</span><br style="color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;" /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/itstrue?source=feed_text&story_id=10154400926609886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ItsTrue</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/somuchbraverthanhermother?source=feed_text&story_id=10154400926609886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SoMuchBraverThanHerMother</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;">That one time you move to a "small town" and then go to the elementary school to enroll your kid only to find out that the school serves over 700 students. Incidentally, that is almost 150 more students than the school she would have gone to had we stayed in the city (and about 500 more than the school she attended last year). And that begs the question, with a census count of 2,142 people in our town, where are all of these chi'rens coming from? </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/smalltownmyfoot?source=feed_text&story_id=10154398303079886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SmallTownMyFoot</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/graduatingclasswillbefivetimesthesizeofmine?source=feed_text&story_id=10154398303079886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">GraduatingClassWillBeFiveTimesTheSizeOfMine</span></a></span></div>
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Me: What is it?<br />The Tater: It's an elephant.<br />The Kid: Looks like a big pile of crap to me.<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/justgoaheadandsaywhatyouthink?source=feed_text&story_id=10154396135794886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">JustGoAheadAndSayWhatYouThink</span></span></a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/straightshooter?source=feed_text&story_id=10154396135794886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">StraightShooter</span></span></a> <span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/keephimhumble?source=feed_text&story_id=10154396135794886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">KeepHimHumble</span></a></span></span></div>
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Erinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15246823647604252901noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32012601.post-56851139759818876952017-04-12T11:10:00.000-05:002017-04-12T11:10:57.537-05:00On Facebook - July 2016<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">Husband blessed the sacrament today and this from The Kid, "Was that daddy? He has the most amazingly impressive voice!" </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/smitten?source=feed_text&story_id=10154392686629886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">Smitten</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thatshowhehookedmetoo?source=feed_text&story_id=10154392686629886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ThatsHowHeHookedMeToo</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">What I wish I could get The Kid to understand: While all people are created equal, all pizzas are not.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">Poured The Tater a bowl of goldfish this morning and this, "Leave the fish at the table." </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/hadahardnightdidya?source=feed_text&story_id=10154388895454886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">HadAHardNightDidYa</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/putitonmytab?source=feed_text&story_id=10154388895454886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">PutItOnMyTab</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/bartenderanotherroundifyouplease?source=feed_text&story_id=10154388895454886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BartenderAnotherRoundIfYouPlease</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">The Tater's newest thing - ending all sentences with either, "for me" or "for a minute". My favorite one from today was when I asked him to put the dog outside, "No, I don't do that for a minute."</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">I think maybe my favorite part of being a mother is listening to The Kid (AKA Mauler #1) instruct The Tater (AKA Mauler #2) on how to NOT maul the dog. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thedoghasonlybittenthemoncce?source=feed_text&story_id=10154386017774886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TheDogHasOnlyBittenThemOncce</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thedogwiththepatienceofjob?source=feed_text&story_id=10154386017774886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TheDogWithThePatienceOfJob</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">The Kid: What are we going to do today?</span><br style="color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">Me: Make bread, put together that bookcase, and clean the bathrooms.</span><br style="color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">The Kid: And after that, can we go out and look for diamonds and gold in the front grass?</span><br style="color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;" /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/yesthatswherewekeepourdiamondsandgold?source=feed_text&story_id=10154385948984886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">YesThatsWhereWeKeepOurDiamondsAndGold</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/afterthatwewillgopickmoneyoffourmoneytree?source=feed_text&story_id=10154385948984886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'San Francisco', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, '.SFNSText-Regular', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AfterThatWeWillGoPickMoneyOffOurMoneyTree</span></a></span><br />
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Because he stands by me, stands up for me, and makes me delicious food. Because he didn't run away after me telling him I loved him after three days of talking on the phone. Because he bought a riding lawnmower. Because he is patient. Because we share the same fanatical love for college football. Because he grows a goatee when I ask him to. Because he likes my curly hair and my love of overalls. Because he's cried with me. Because he moved "to the country" to make me happy. Because life wouldn't be the same without him in it.</div>
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This guy is loved and adored by all of us. The kids race to meet him at the door when he gets home. They fight to sugar him when he leaves. He can get them to do almost anything without whining (is he magic?! Probably. Because I can't.) He maintains his cool (again, by some weird magic) when I am ready to throttle both of them. And again, nothing to do with anything, but since my car is a little iffy, he does all he can to be at home to drive us when we need to go medium to long distances. It gives me a chance to look out the window, which, as we all know, is my very favorite pastime.</div>
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January 5, 2007: It was approximately 10 degrees outside with a -72 degree windchill on the day we were married (that might be a SMALL exaggeration). Husband nearly froze his little yellow skin off taking pictures I insisted upon (our photographer went to the wrong temple...so instead, my sister took some with my tiny camera). Husband wanted to get married in March in Houston, but I thought Utah in January because I knew what was good for us (in my defense, we were dating/engaged long distance and it was terrible and I just wanted it to be over). Everyone told us being married would be challenging as we "got used to one another", but from day one, being married to Husband has been cake.</div>
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The Kid: She's just a puppy. She'll get bigger.<br />Me: I don't think so, dude. I think she's a fully grown dog.<br />The Kid: Then why's she so little?<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><br />Me: Some dogs just are.<br />The Kid: Oh, kind of like people? Like <a class="profileLink" data-hovercard-prefer-more-content-show="1" data-hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=55904895" href="https://www.facebook.com/becky.mahana" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;">Becky Mahana</a> is an adult and she's little but you're not little.<br /><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/umyesjustlikethat?source=feed_text&story_id=10154378366879886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">UmYesJustLikeThat</span></a></span></span></div>
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September 2013: That one time when Husband bought BYU gameday t-shrts for BOTH OF US for my birthday and then as an ultimate sacrifice, actually wore his. I believe I demanded the fight song as well and he delivered. In retribution, he made me watch highlights from the 1990 Holiday Bowl. That, my friends, is called compromise. And that's what makes a marriage work. <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/winningatmarriage?source=feed_text&story_id=10154376776559886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WinningAtMarriage</span></span></a><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/the1990holidaybowlmakesmecry?source=feed_text&story_id=10154376776559886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">The1990HolidayBowlMakesMeCry</span></span></a> <span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/antibyumanwearsbyutshirt?source=feed_text&story_id=10154376776559886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AntiBYUManWearsBYUTShirt</span></a></span></div>
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October 2014. Husband makes me feel like a million bucks. Or maybe a trillion. He says he likes a girl with meat on her bones, which I just happen to have in abundance. This has nothing to do with anything, but another of my favorite things about Husband is that he supports whatever I want to do. In fact, I believe his favorite thing to say is, "If you want to do it, do it!" It<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;">'s an amazing thing if I've already made up my mind to do something and maybe the most annoying thing ever if I'm wavering and I just wish he'd give me a firm yes or no. Just as a PS to this picture, no Husband is not holding a snake - that is a tree branch - and no, we are not filming the next Brittany Spears video (although, Brittany, if you're reading this, we are available for a small fee). </span></div>
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Day 2: Love Your Spouse (PS Spouse is a word no one should ever use. Just like moist. And penetrate.) Celebrating marriage for all to see. </div>
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Halloween 2006. My mom and I dressed up like cows and my dad said our costumes were "vulgar" because our udders were just hanging out there for everyone to see. Husband and I were relatively newly engaged (and by that, I mean that I'd told him we were getting married and when and BAM! Engaged!), so he couldn't balk when it was time for this photo. And that's what I love about Husband - despite my love of doing funny things just for the picture, he's never embarrassed by me. Or if he is, he never shows it. And also, he look goooooood in blue.</div>
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Day 1: I love Husband. There are so many variations on this "challenge", so I'm just doing it my own way. </div>
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I knew I loved Husband before I ever clapped eyes on him. Here's a picture of us ten years ago almost to the day. Celebrating a time when we both had more hair, less belly fat (but not, apparently, before I had three chins), and were blissfully ignorant of anything the future might hold for us. This was before cell phones with good cameras on them and also before the "selfie" was a thing. It was a good time historically speaking.</div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">When you buy wasp spray and wield it like Wyatt Earp. If only I had a holster and an ankle length black duster, my life would be complete. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/goaheadskinthatsmokewagon?source=feed_text&story_id=10154366887064886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">GoAheadSkinThatSmokeWagon</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/tellemimcomingandhellscomingwithme?source=feed_text&story_id=10154366887064886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TellEmImComingAndHellsComingWithMe</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/killallthewasps?source=feed_text&story_id=10154366887064886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">KillAllTheWasps</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/biggestwaspsiveeverseen?source=feed_text&story_id=10154366887064886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BiggestWaspsIveEverSeen</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andtheyrered?source=feed_text&story_id=10154366887064886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndTheyreRed</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/whichmeanstheyreevil?source=feed_text&story_id=10154366887064886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WhichMeansTheyreEvil</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/takethatsucka?source=feed_text&story_id=10154366887064886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TakeThatSucka</span></a></span></div>
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The Kid walks out of my closet crying:</div>
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The Kid: I just heard a song so beautiful it's making me cry happy tears.<br />Me: Really. What is it?<br />The Kid: Shut Up and Dance.</div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The Kid walks into my bedroom carrying a can of whipped cream and says, "C'mon, mama, how about a little birthday squirt." </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/weknowhowtoparty?source=feed_text&story_id=10154362770279886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WeKnowHowToParty</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">On this day six years ago, this one came rocketing into our lives (ok, more like they pulled her scratching and clawing) and changed us forever. She's smart. She's funny. She genuinely cares about people. She loves her tablet. She's almost always positive. She loves pizza and taco soup. She's the first to offer a sugar or a love. She has the prettiest eyes I've ever seen. Happy, happy birthday, The Kid! </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/sixyearsold?source=feed_text&story_id=10154362767109886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SixYearsOld</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/wherehasthetimegone?source=feed_text&story_id=10154362767109886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WhereHasTheTimeGone</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thekid?source=feed_text&story_id=10154362767109886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TheKid</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/sheisacceptingallgifts?source=feed_text&story_id=10154362767109886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SheIsAcceptingAllGifts</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">You never realize how much flailing your kids do until you have an open container on an airplane. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/bathedinapplejuice?source=feed_text&story_id=10154360165634886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BathedInAppleJuice</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andbackwash?source=feed_text&story_id=10154360165634886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndBackWash</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andimprettysureihavesoggygoldfishstucktomybackside?source=feed_text&story_id=10154360165634886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndImPrettySureIHaveSoggyGoldFishStuckToMyBackside</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">That one time when you're flying with little kids and you tell them they should eat breakfast since they'll be hungry and you won't have time to eat at the airport and they promise with all their little pea-pickin' hearts that they're not hungry and no, they definitely won't whine about being hungry at the airport. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/surprisewearehungry?source=feed_text&story_id=10154359753384886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SurpriseWeAreHungry</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/fiveyearoldlogic?source=feed_text&story_id=10154359753384886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">FiveYearOldLogic</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ididntknowyoumeantishouldeatbreakfastthismorning?source=feed_text&story_id=10154359753384886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IDidntKnowYouMeantIShouldEatBreakfastThisMorning</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ithoughtyoumeanttomorrow?source=feed_text&story_id=10154359753384886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IThoughtYouMeantTomorrow</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">"Mama, I sure am happy you suggested this nice bath to help warm up my cold, cold heart." </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/sothatshowyoudoit?source=feed_text&story_id=10154358625374886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SoThatsHowYouDoIt</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/bathsallaround?source=feed_text&story_id=10154358625374886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">BathsAllAround</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">As a mother of young children, it is extremely rare to be touched without someone wanting something from you. Or hanging on you. Or whining at you. Fast forward to last night when my mother played with my hair (my favorite thing EVER) for over an hour and expected nothing in return. Best. Night. Of. My. Life. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/pleasebenicetome?source=feed_text&story_id=10154357193949886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">PleaseBeNiceToMe</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/imjustlikeadog?source=feed_text&story_id=10154357193949886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ImJustLikeADog</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/alliwantisforsomeonetopetme?source=feed_text&story_id=10154357193949886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AllIWantIsForSomeoneToPetMe</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">With all of the things that have happened within the last week, I believe country music (specifically Tracy Lawrence) holds the answer: </span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">If the world had a front porch,</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Like we did back then,</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">We'd still have our problems,</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">But we'd all be friends,</span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline;"><br />Treating Your Neighbor,<br />Like he's your next of kin,<br />Wouldn't be gone with the wind,<br />If the World had a front porch,<br />Like we did back then.<br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/justbenice?source=feed_text&story_id=10154328800104886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">JustBeNice</span></span></a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/kindnessbegetskindness?source=feed_text&story_id=10154328800104886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">KindnessBegetsKindness</span></span></a> <span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/frontporch?source=feed_text&story_id=10154328800104886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">FrontPorch</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;">More things: 1. When I thought about working out this morning, I didn't think it'd include pushing a lawnmower out of shin deep mud. By myself. Twice. I'm pretty sure I've strained something. 2. We might be default dog owners. Despite the fact that I told the kids to KEEP THE DOG OUTSIDE, they had her inside pretty much the entire three hours it took me to mow the lawn. I think The Dog already regrets choosing us - between the two kids, she's likely to be mauled to death.</span></div>
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Leftover steak for lunch:</div>
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The Kid: Can I interest you in some delicious meat?<br />The Tater: Nope.<br />Me: How about some chicken that looks like steak?<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><br />The Tater: Yes, I try some of that meat.</span></div>
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The Kid: My favorite part is the steak! It's one of my favorites.<br />Me: Well, daddy made it, thank him.<br />Husband: I was happy to do it.<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><br />The Kid: And I'm happy to eat it!</span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">Parenting Rule #152: Your kid will always poop their pants right before it's time to leave or right when you get where you're going. PS Nine million bonus points and a virtual high five to anyone who helps The Tater show an interest in potty training. Like you don't even have to do the actual training. Just make him want to do it. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ihatechangingdiapers?source=feed_text&story_id=10154289070129886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IHateChangingDiapers</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ialsohatepottytraining?source=feed_text&story_id=10154289070129886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IAlsoHatePottyTraining</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/iamlatebecauseimwipingbums?source=feed_text&story_id=10154289070129886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IAmLateBecauseImWipingBums</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">Me: Hey, we need to get together a talk on the Holy Ghost.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: I'll ask daddy to help me since he knows more than you.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: Well, what do you know about the Holy Ghost already?</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: The Spirit is great, The Spirit is good, The Spirit will not lead you into the 'hood.</span><br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/youcantakeagirloutofbeaumont?source=feed_text&story_id=10154287038874886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">YouCanTakeAGirlOutOfBeaumont</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/butyoucanttakethebeaumontoutofthegirl?source=feed_text&story_id=10154287038874886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ButYouCantTakeTheBeaumontOutOfTheGirl</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/gettincrunkoutinthecountry?source=feed_text&story_id=10154287038874886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">GettinCrunkOutInTheCountry</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/whatweknowaboutthespirit?source=feed_text&story_id=10154287038874886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WhatWeKnowAboutTheSpirit</span></a></span></span></div>
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When I ask you if you want me to make you a piece of toast, I want to know if you're interested in eating toast. And then when you tell me you don't want any, I assume that means you are not interested in eating toast. So why, after all of that, do you sit at the table begging a bite (read: twelve bites...or and entire piece) of my toast? I'm sorry, but, "I didn't know toast was so delicious" is not valid in this case.</div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The Tater calls an umbrella a "Cinderella". I don't correct him. Also, while I was speaking from the pulpit today in church while holding him, he may or may not have said, "Mama, I poop!" three times. Praise that he's hard to understand.</span></div>
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The town next to the town we moved to it home to a paper mill. Paper mills smell roughly like a port-a-potty on the third day of the county fair:</div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">That one time when you're like, "I'm just going to pull the moving truck up here and throw in all of these boxes" and then you're all like, "Man, it feels like I'm sinking" and it turns out, you totally are...into mud. And you have no way to pull it out and your cell phone has no service and you don't have a home phone. Awesomest. Day. Ever.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The good news: we have enough space in our new house for each kid to have their own bedroom (not that they need their own room). The bad news: The Tater thinks this is an amazing idea until bedtime, when he clearly needs to be in his sister's bed. On top of that, the house is apparently so big, Tater can't find his way around and is continuously lost, which leads to complete and total meltdowns. It. Is. Awesome.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Today: so incredibly grateful for good friends who show up on a Saturday to pack a truck. And amazed that when you reach your destination people you've literally never met show up to unpack it. Because of these people, total time spent "moving" was less than 2.5 hours. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/saywhatyouwillaboutmormons?source=feed_text&story_id=10154219769439886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SayWhatYouWillAboutMormons</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/theyshowuptohelp?source=feed_text&story_id=10154219769439886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TheyShowUpToHelp</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/maybethemormonswillhelpmeunpack?source=feed_text&story_id=10154219769439886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MaybeTheMormonsWillHelpMeUnpack</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">When one of the mothers who signed up to help at field day is allergic to grass - like can't touch it, can't smell it, can't be around it. Uh...I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that this is not the best use of her talents.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Trying to make The Tater play in the water is met with the same resistance as telling him he's going to a concentration camp. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/taterhateswater?source=feed_text&story_id=10154207052684886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TaterHatesWater</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/hesalsoappatentlyscaredofgrass?source=feed_text&story_id=10154207052684886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">HesAlsoAppatentlyScaredOfGrass</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/butheseatinglunch?source=feed_text&story_id=10154207052684886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ButHesEatingLunch</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/everybodyslunchnotjusthis?source=feed_text&story_id=10154207052684886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">EverybodysLunchNotJustHis</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">At the doctor this fine Monday morning where The Tater is playing with chairs and this from The Kid, "He might be having fun now but he's going to have to get shots and then he'll be in a world of hurt."</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">We continue to be inundated by slugs after every major rain storm and salting them is one of The Kid's greatest joys. Much to her consternation, The Tater has taken an active interest in the procedure and tonight, actually had the gall to insert himself and this, "TATER! NO! YOU CAN'T DO IT ALL BY YOURSELF! TEAMWORK MAKES THE DREAM WORK!" </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thekidtalksincapitalletters?source=feed_text&story_id=10154205685939886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TheKidTalksInCapitalLetters</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thesheervolumeisunparalleled?source=feed_text&story_id=10154205685939886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TheSheerVolumeIsUnparalleled</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/myeardrumsareliterallygoingtoexplodeoneday?source=feed_text&story_id=10154205685939886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MyEardrumsAreLiterallyGoingToExplodeOneDay</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/teamworkequalshertellinghimwhattodo?source=feed_text&story_id=10154205685939886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">TeamworkEqualsHerTellingHimWhatToDo</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">My favorite thing EVER = when The Tater holds his arms out for me to pick him up and says, "Mama, hold it!"</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Due to children and various other distractions, I have seen the beginning fifteen minutes of the newest Mission Impossible approximately 213 times. Any day now I expect to see the rest of it.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Can someone please explain to me The Tater's obsession with doing headstands right by my face? And therefore, subjecting me to endless kicks to the face, knees to the ears, and toes to the jugular?</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: Mama, when are you going to die?</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: I don't know.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: Can you at least wait until I'm twelve?</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: I'm pretty confident I can eek out another six years.</span><br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/howolddoesshethinkiam?source=feed_text&story_id=10154199125089886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">HowOldDoesSheThinkIAm</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/shortlifeexpectancy?source=feed_text&story_id=10154199125089886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ShortLifeExpectancy</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: Mama, I feel funny.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: Are you sick?</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: No, I just feel different. It must be because I'm practically a first grader.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">This happened today. I cried. The Kid won the character award:</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: Way to go! You won the character award!</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: Yes, I did.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: Do you know what that means?</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: I have no idea. But look, I got a medal! </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/winning?source=feed_text&story_id=10154195327139886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">winning</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/whocaresaboutcharacter?source=feed_text&story_id=10154195327139886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">WhoCaresAboutCharacter</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/checkoutmymedal?source=feed_text&story_id=10154195327139886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">CheckOutMyMedal</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Me: What does a lion say?</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Tater: Roar!</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: What does a dog say?</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Tater: Ruff.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: What does daddy say?</span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline;"><br />The Tater: I love you!</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">These two: the ones I waited and prayed for (PS We're still waiting and praying, so if there's another for us, now is a good time to send him/her). The ones I rejoice in. The ones who make me so mad sometimes I could spit. The ones who make me laugh until my throat hurts. The ones who help me feel so much love, I'm afraid my body won't be able to contain it. The ones who make me look at the world in a completely different way. The ones who are happy with sticks and box</span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline;">es to play with and raw hot dogs for dinner. The ones who learn and grow and discover and take me with them. The ones who hug and sugar and snuggle. Thank you for letting me be your mother - despite all of my imperfections (which are many), my lack of patience, and my inability to draw anything beyond a stick figure. <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/mothersday2016?source=feed_text&story_id=10154171105049886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MothersDay2016</span></span></a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ipromiseimdoingmybest?source=feed_text&story_id=10154171105049886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IPromiseImDoingMyBest</span></span></a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/imyourmother?source=feed_text&story_id=10154171105049886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ImYourMother</span></span></a><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/andtheresnothingyoucandoaboutit?source=feed_text&story_id=10154171105049886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">AndTheresNothingYouCanDoAboutIt</span></a></span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: Mama, what does michibite mean?</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">Me: In Japanese, it means "to guide" or maybe "to show the way".</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;">The Kid: Well it sure is a good thing Jesus understands Japanese so he can show those people how to get to heaven.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Puke in the car on the way to a church meeting an hour away from home = maybe the least amount of fun I've ever had. Praise the Lord that the town has a Walmart for clean clothes and 409. The good news is, The Puker now "feels like a million bucks". I swear, I am being punished for being so squeamish about puke in my younger years. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/sympathetichurler?source=feed_text&story_id=10154153908014886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">SympatheticHurler</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"></span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/idislikevomit?source=feed_text&story_id=10154153908014886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">IDislikeVomit</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/mykidsdontgetsickalot?source=feed_text&story_id=10154153908014886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MyKidsDontGetSickAlot</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span class="_5afx" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; direction: ltr; font-family: inherit; text-decoration: none;"><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/butwhentheydotherewillbepuke?source=feed_text&story_id=10154153908014886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ButWhenTheyDoThereWillBePuke</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The Kid was explaining one of her shows to me and then this, "It's really complicated, mama. I don't think you can understand."</span><br /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/momapparentlyisntsmartenough?source=feed_text&story_id=10154153552689886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MomApparentlyIsntSmartEnough</span></span></a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thatsbecausetheshowisstupid?source=feed_text&story_id=10154153552689886" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #4267b2; font-family: inherit;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">ThatsBecauseTheShowIsStupid</span></span></a></div>
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