tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32012601.post6871178439523681657..comments2023-07-04T09:12:11.934-05:00Comments on Things I've Learned Talking to Myself: I Love the Vegetarians. And the Mormons.Erinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15246823647604252901noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32012601.post-62884238642766411172009-04-22T15:52:00.000-05:002009-04-22T15:52:00.000-05:00Hahaha! Too Funny. Made me remember when I used to...Hahaha! Too Funny. Made me remember when I used to be a graveyard stalker, --er stocker, at a grocery store. <br /><br />It was past midnight when a guy asked me in a very subdued tone where he could get KY Jelly. <br /><br />Oh, of course, sure I can! I said.<br /><br />So I walked him to the peanut butter and jelly aisle and we couldn't find it. <br /><br />The guy was beginning to get uncomfortable and I was getting frustrated that I couldn't find it especially since I stock that shelf every night.<br /><br />So in the middle of the store, I yelled "Hey, can someone help me remember where the KY jelly is located. This guy is looking for it"<br /><br />The guy just turned beet red and I was still oblivious at what was going on.<br /><br />My supervisor saw me and with a big grin told me and the guy to follow him.<br /><br />I never did see anyone run away from me as soon as my super took us to the right aisle and this guy took grab of his new bottle of KY Jelly.<br /><br />After the guy left, my super had to educate me on what KY Jelly is used for.<br /><br />I still can't stop laughing every time I watch the KY Jelly commercials. So thank you for making me laugh today!JRomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03015086209956874141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32012601.post-60194427138301182692009-04-21T20:08:00.000-05:002009-04-21T20:08:00.000-05:00MAN! I'm so sorry we missed that!!!MAN! I'm so sorry we missed that!!!Hollihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06107676406874417732noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32012601.post-20322671654536711042009-04-20T13:15:00.000-05:002009-04-20T13:15:00.000-05:00And she keeps her KY massage oil in her purse beca...And she keeps her KY massage oil in her purse because why??? Little quickie in the men's room? I bet that's the best foot massage she's ever had.Porter Familyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17170058707172250686noreply@blogger.com